After much wait, here we go, the grand finale!

Quote Originally Posted by Mystery Cutie 3
I rolled for stats, I got 18 on all. Damn, I'm good.

I take my pegasus named after yourself and with rapier in hand and crossbow on back, I ride in my fabulous glittery suit of armor.

I have no other goal than to save my beloved Yar-yars from an evil dragon. So, I first begin with a song.

Afterwards, I travel trhough the most harsh and unforgiving lands for your hand and heart in love.

After many battles with ruffians and Barbar Streisand, I reach my destination, The Castle of Evil with its own music as I approach an endless stairway.

There I find some clues to the location of what could be the holding place of my dear Yar-Yars. I find some remnants of a letter in dark green text.

"Dear, , what was your name again?

Nevermind, I am trapped in a hidden room in this terrible dastardly place of evil. It is called Nebraska, and I fear it will be my place of death if you do not hurry. Take this Potion of Critical Healing +2 and save me, please!

Love, Your Yar-Yars"

So I take the potion and lightly kiss the letter, using this for what I could possibly do.

I desperately look through the courtyard of corpses and those who are banished from civilized society. Oh, look! It's Baloki!

Finally, I come across a large door, I am overcame with grief and decide to enter it with all might. Not without properly applying more hair products, of course!

I first here music in the background and prepare for what seems to be a battle.

I open the door and I am shortly blinded by the sight of evil and disgust. But enough abour Rosie O'Donnell.

There is a large dragon staring at me and preparing to kill me! I grab my rapier and begin for battle! It went something like this...

ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!

Now, the dragon dies and I seem to have won! But the dragon explodes into none other than...

COLIN MOCHERIE!

Yes, the Canadian comedian who provied a character voice in Neverwinter Nights 2! So I get some more music...

I trust, slash, and parry all I can, but Colin Mocherie is simply too powerful! I collapse and feel the grasp of death befall me, before all is lost, I hear my name being called in the sweetest voice imaginable.

It was Yar-Yars. I get cured with a Healing spell and watch as Yar-Yars fires his lazer at Colin Mocherie! He totally pwns him!

I then get up and my beloved runs into my arms...

We embrace and kiss passionately in tune to this goddamn song. God I hate that song.

After our adventure we ride of to the distance on Goldenboko's back, for a weekend of Amsterdam filled with pot and sexxorz.

And They Lived Happily Ever After
Sadly Mystery Cutie 2 has gone M.I.A. and is might be the one in need of rescue before not too long.

So then, there you have it, all the rounds completed. Now all that is left for Yars to decide and pick who his new lover will be. But before that why not a few thoughts on each Cutie Yars?