Please be specific when deciding your beloved German sidearm. Walther P99 is my recommendation.Originally Posted by AwesomeGuy
Oh, and read this with him (or by yourself. It's darn funny).
I'm fairly sure that if I was drinking something, it would be coming out of my nose right now. Well played.
Ok guys, first rule of valentines day...NEVER believe a woman when she says she doesn't want/or do anything for Valentines Day or the similar because they never mean what they say heres a true story for you:
A guy I know quite well asked his woman what she wanted to do for Valentines Day, she replied "oh nothing really, it's just commercial crap." So this guy this numb nuts idiot goes and arranges NOTHING. On Valentines Day itself, he's feeling a little worn out from working in the morning for like 6 hours and so he decides to get a KFC bucket meal to take home rather than cook. The minute he gets through the door and his girl sees this KFC bucket she goes SPARE! I'm talking like Mt. St Helens spare! He ends up wearing the ENTIRE KFC meal, Fries, Sides, Drink AND Chicken whilst she's there screaming abuse at him that it's Valentines Day and he arranged NOTHING and then has the audacity to take home KFC. He then gets cold shouldered in bed for like a month before she would even look at him again.
Take it as a good lesson from this guy, when a woman says nothing she means everything! When a woman says she isn't interested take her roses and choccies and maybe some nice jewellery and she will love you forever, take her nothing and best hope you didn't pick KFC or Pizza Hut up on the way home.
Well tomorrow I'm actually going to my girlfriend's brothers wedding hence I'm currently sitting in a hotel near Warsaw, Poland. I'm not sure what private things I can get away with and so I'm considering tomorrow night in our hotel room I will just make it very nice and special for her. However I feel the wedding will steal the limelight and we won't get much time to each other therefore we'll possibly have our own little celebration when we get home in London next week.
He didn't dump the crazy banshee after that? She sounds like the kind of girl who would cut off your penis while you sleep.
PS: As for the way to a man's heart, tits > food. Just sayin'.
What a bitch. I would've liked some fried chicken, but I'm easy to please.
...I declare you my Valentines.
Though I'd probably get chicken of higher quality then KFC. I worked there once.....
Churches Chicken okay with you?
I never heard of Church's Chicken till now, but I'll take a bucket and some grape drink plz.
I've only seen one. XD
Though Popeyes works too. ^_^
Just not KFC...
Me too, except not KFC. If the boyfriend came home with KFC chicken any day of the week, I'd just stand there blinking at him with a "wtf?" expression on my face.
What if I came home with some KFC sides?
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Even the original KFC makes terrible food.
Well Psy, he really loved her like wanted to marry her loved her and so he was stupid and didn't smell the roses when we all did. Eventually he finds her cheating on him and got out of it, thankfully he didn't go all emo about it, he just kicked the other guys ass and was done about it though I haven't seen him with a new girlfriend since, probably wise...he's the kind that gets hooked on people very quickly and has trouble letting go. And no Psy, before you think of Jack you actually really don't know the guy. It's someone who I went college with.
As for the KFC thing, I am still saying this stands, sorry ladies on here but you're the cool gamer type girls for the most part, I mean you dig stuff like Final Fantasy games this girl was the kind of "trouble" girl that most guys will chase to the ends of the earth KNOWING they will get hurt and yet they'll carry on chasing. And don't deny if a guy brings you Chicken on V.Day you'd be "oh chicken" but if a guy comes home and whisks you out to a really expensive/good restaurant/romantic location you'd be all like "WOW I LOVES YOU!
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You know, I'd think they'd be more likely to do that if it WASN"T Valentines day, that way they could be fully sure you're not just doing it because its a holiday, but because you actually care and put in enough effort to surprise them with something unexpected instead of doing a fairly expected at during a culturally mandatory date day...Well Psy, he really loved her like wanted to marry her loved her and so he was stupid and didn't smell the roses when we all did. Eventually he finds her cheating on him and got out of it, thankfully he didn't go all emo about it, he just kicked the other guys ass and was done about it though I haven't seen him with a new girlfriend since, probably wise...he's the kind that gets hooked on people very quickly and has trouble letting go. And no Psy, before you think of Jack you actually really don't know the guy. It's someone who I went college with.
As for the KFC thing, I am still saying this stands, sorry ladies on here but you're the cool gamer type girls for the most part, I mean you dig stuff like Final Fantasy games this girl was the kind of "trouble" girl that most guys will chase to the ends of the earth KNOWING they will get hurt and yet they'll carry on chasing. And don't deny if a guy brings you Chicken on V.Day you'd be "oh chicken
But that's just me.
I couldn't agree more.get him somthing he likes
I don't agree with this. I do not care who the hell you are or what gender you are, if you say that you want absolutely nothing, that is what I am getting you. I am not reading between the lines and I am not going out of my way to think of something that may or may not please you when you offer me absolutely no help whatsoever. I loathe Valentine's Day. If you like it, you tell me what you want, otherwise I am not celebrating it. I have absolutely no problem getting someone a gift on the day, if they tell me what they want or give me a couple ideas about it. Otherwise, no.Ok guys, first rule of valentines day...NEVER believe a woman when she says she doesn't want/or do anything for Valentines Day or the similar because they never mean what they say heres a true story for you:
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted. She said nothing. I did not get her a single thing. What I did was get drunk with my best friend and she took care of both of us and had a blast doing it (she had some drinks too). Three years, going strong because I told her that I will not read through the lines and go out of my way to please her at the beginning of our relationship.
Want to know why relationships fail? Because idiots make them too hard and tell each other what they will and will not do.
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