Also, for the hell of it, here's Riverside, where my brother just moved since it's fun as hell to make fun of:

Riverside, CA

Commonly referred to as "Wiggerside" because of the all the damn tweekers that live there. It's full of illegal immigrants that can't drive and refuse to flush their used toilet paper. They speak English, but prefer not too. Also home to at least 7 rival gangs. It's not hard to spot these gang members because they are cholos with bald tattooed heads, neck, and arms, most of which wear a tattoo of a giant bell (stop laughing homez!) and socks pulled up to their eyelids. This place is also crawling with bible thumping churchies, gays, alcoholics, and bums. This is not a palce to raise children. There is at least 4 homes for sale on every block and if you do live here still, you have to lock up everything, including your gas tank and mail box. Every single place there is to hang out here has a fight break out (especially children's places).

'I wanted to date that girl, but then I found out she lives in Riverside, CA and I was like "Nah, Im straight!"'