Home Town : Twentynine Palms

A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That ***** that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.

See also: 29 Palms

Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"
Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."

Currently Home : Middlebury

A really small town in Vermont where there's only 7,000 people and it's the biggest town in the county. Where all the hippies trip on shrooms and all the rich college kids blow aderol. Once in a while a redneck get killed in a DUI, keeping the population in check.

I wanna buy some drugs, so let's go to Middlebury.