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[Loony BoB]

Edinburgh

Good place, nice city and great clubs. Opposite of Glasgow.
I came back from Glasgow because the place was so bad.

The capital of Scotland that either full of English, people that want to be English of statues of English people. Only exception is August, then it's full of Japanese tourists.
Normal day in Edinburgh during August: Princes Street looks like there's a bus trip in from The Shire there's that many Japs about

It would be a nice place if it wasn't full of smurfin edinbuggers.
I went to edinburgh. It was e. So I went back to Glasgow.

[Flying Mullet]

Current Town: The Woodlands, TX:

HAHA..
You know you live in the woodlands when....
- you can valet park at the mall
- your dad makes more money in one week than your government teacher does in an entire year
- it isnt exciting anymore to pass a lamborghini, ferrari, or bentley on the road any given day
- at school you park between an h2 and an escalade
- you see about 500 bmws a day
- every girl, starting at the age of 12, has a coach purse
- your best friend's pregnant
- you've never shared a bathroom in your life
- the Texan cheerleaders perform at your high school pep rally
- you can talk to someone in Illinois and they assume that you must be rich
- nick lachey sings at your prom
- you have to ask permission to paint your house
- your high school is rated the snobbiest in America according to David Letterman
- if you have nothing to do you buy some beer and drive around
- one haircut can change your reputation
- myspace takes the place of homework
- lunch tables are individual and round
- you pay someone to hang your christmas lights and mow your lawn
- the maids come every other wednesday
- your parents own multiple houses
- you go to jamaica, thailand, spain, belize, or the bahamas on a regular basis
- you suck if you dont get a beach house for prom
- you go skiing every year
- your school field trips include New York and Europe
- deaths and car accidents are usual
- your school has more people in it than some colleges
- you have to schedule an updo appt 6 months in advance if you want someone decent
- the sports teams travel in charter buses
- parties have top shelf liquor
- you go to a theme party every weekend
- they build your own skating rink in the winter
- there are only 3 cheap stores in the whole mall (and that's for the people who come to The Woodlands to shop but aren't actually from The Woodlands)
- when you need a plain white tank top and go to Bebe first
- you spend $95 on a christmas gift for your friend
- girls have 2 boyfriends
- nothing stays a secret
- about half the kids go to church, and out of that half only 10% actually follow religion faithfully
- your jeans cost the same price as ur video ipod
- mums cost $200
- if you dont have confidence or money, you are nothing
- you take your car to Aqua every week and just let someone else clean it
- there's a starbucks on every corner
- they put a tommy bahama's in..since those are mostly at vacation destinations (look it up)
- Fleming's is the new TGI Fridays
- you drop a quarter and just leave it cuz you dont feel like bending over for it
- you cant find your bmw at the mall, because there are 55 others just like it
- you see at least one new person in school every day
- you have a personal trainer
- you have the vbest new cell phone before it even comes out
- they serve Chic-Fil-A, Pizza Hut, Quiznos, and Smoothie King in ur school cafeteria
- you go buy Chanel glasses for yourself as a pity gift because you're having a bad day
- your dog is treated better than your sister
- you have a fridge in your room so that you dont have to go alllllll the way downstairs when you want a cold bottle of water
- you have more than one closet
- you're 17 and have a plastic surgeon
- a cheap mall trip only costs $500
- your driveway is gated
- you get fined if your fence isn't the right color or height
- just about every decent concert tour comes to the pavilion
- a decent date consists of dinner at the Cheesecake Factory and a walk through Market Street
- you hear parents talk about what a great "family community" this place is, and you hear your 13 year old sister talking about how wasted she and her friends got the night before.
- your orthodontist drives a porsche, at least when he isn't driver his other cars
- your friends are all gorgeous
- your diamonds are real
- you hook up with someone and by second period the next day, the whole school knows
- you get judged right away when people know where you are from
- you live on a Jack Nicklaus golf course
- your parents buy you multiple cars before you buy your own
- you can screw off in high school and college and still get a badass job cause your dad is a corporate executive with connections
- your football team could kick many colleges' football teams
- there are kids at your high school who can score perfectly on the ACT and SAT
- making millions of dollars from hard work and/or connections isn't even that attractive, it's the power that motivates

Home Town: Durango, CO:

Small city in La Plata county in southwestern Colorado. Durango was a mining town, and the tourist industry keeps them alive today.
Durango, CO has the Durango & Silverton railroad for people to ride in the summer months.

[escobert]

My town is not in there.

[Krelian]

Frankfurt:
Strange city in Germany where wine grows on the trees (applewine).

Only european city that has some kind of skyline.

Also known for its famous sausages.
Guy 1: I live in Frankfurt.
Mr. 2: Which one? Frankfurt/Main or Frankfurt/Oder?
Guy 1: FFS YOU IDIOT! There is only one real Frankfurt->Frankfurt/Main
We should burn down this fking eastern German city that is so poor that it even can't efford an own name.

[kikimm]

Camarillo, CA

Town in California approximately 50 miles from Los Angeles. Formerly known as the home of a mental hospital which is now a California State University campus. Quiet and safe, and excitement is a short drive away.

"Hey, you're from Camarillo? What are you, a looney?"

Heh heh

I can't believe it was even in there!

[scrumpleberry]

I already did this a while back. It was entertaining and pretty accurate, but I still don't think my city is renowned enough. All I can say is

HAT MAN.

WAS THAT YOU?

[demondude]

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</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A beautiful county in South-West England.
Among other things famous for cream teas, Dartmoor (The inspiration for Hound of the Baskervilles.) and Plymouth. One of the greenest county in England.
Don't go to Paignton or Torquay, to see real beauty visit the south-hams.
Similarly stereotyped to Wales.
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[Big D]

My hometown's not listed, but here's my current residence:

Christchurch

The largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn.

While definitely not averse to using such words as smurf and , modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.

Sarah: I enjoy wanking you.
Mike: Oh, Christchurch! You've snapped my banjostring!

I just copy/pasted it, and let the swear filter handle the profanity. Mods are welcome to intervene if they feel it's still a bit racy.

[eestlinc]

Seattle has a bunch of lame complimentary entries. I thought this one was the most accurate:

"A place with great weather from June-September."

And I added my next home city, Fairbanks, AK, which only has one entry:

"Raddest city in Alaska! Anchorage is too big and is only good for shopping. And the rest of it..... is pretty great too but Fairbanks beats their asses hands down!"

[Zeldy]

St Helens;

1) A small town in the North-West of England. Formerly part of the County of Lancashire, St Helens is now unfortunately part of Merseyside, although remains a quality town. St Helens is heavily criticised by their neighbouring city of Liverpool who remain bitter and obnoxious and only love their own people. Although St Helens is small, there is plenty to do and this attracts people from all over the North-West and further for the excuisite cuisine, quality nightlife and superb shopping. St Helens happens to be the Capital of the World for Glass-Making, aswell as the home of arguably the best Rugby League team in the World, St Helens RLFC. Although many (Widnesians, Warringtons and Wiganers) are quick to make negative comments about St Helens, they must ask themselves what their towns are good for; nothing. They all want to live in St Helens; the home of class.
Scouser1: "smurfen hate St Helens me Lird!"
Scouser2: "Ahh yeah me to mateee!"
Scouser1: "smurfen WOOLS! Doin' anyt'n tonight mate?"
Scouser2: "Goin St Helens mate."
Scouser1: "Yeah me too mate."

2) A small town in the North West, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. These scum tend to go schools like Cowley and De La Salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from Argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. St Helens is also the second worst place in the UK for underage pregnancies. Almost everyoe is related too, other than Christopher Moorst. There many celebrities at St Helens, such as Johnny Wellyman and Joey Bogroll.

3) st.Helens may be one of the biggest holes in england holding the highest, incest, stabbing, murder rate, but ask yourselves wot is your towns claim 2 fame. At least our glass has the class and our rugby team is one of the best eva. You wish you lived here. You havent lived unless youve bin st.helens.

[tidus_rox]

Windsor, Ontario.

N. Detroit's Canadian twin city which is the most dope ass town in Canada hands down.

On weekends the hottest and most scandalous babes from Michigan, Ohio and Indiana make the pilgrimige to Windsor to get destroyed and spread their legs because the drinking age is lower and the beer is stronger. Windsor is often looked down upon by Toronto's upper class snob society and Toronto gangster wanna bees because they know deep down they aren't hard enough for Detroit City. But in reality Windsor has the second highest income in the country next to Ottawa and has madd amounts of sexy Italian girls. Not only does it have a pimped out millionaire drive from lake St Clair to Walkerville but it is relatively safe and attractive. From Windsor you are less than a mile from Tiger Stadium, Comerica Park, the Joe Louis Arena, and the Fox theater. Living in Windsor is like living in a big city but without the left wingers, hippies and the limpwrist metrosexuals you get in Toronto.

[eestlinc]

Being close to Detroit is not a good thing, although I guess it gives you the right to complain about Detroit, being within the 50 mile radius. having been to Windsor, all I remember is bingo halls.

[Blue Harvest]

Chipping Norton is not what the tourist notices say, they think "Chippy" is a picturesque town in the midlands...BOLLOCKS! Chippy is no better than an open top bus tour through Basra!!! Except for in Basra you dont get glassed!! Thursday night in "Chippy" is fight night!! Human beings should be warned DONT GO HERE!! enough said!

Numbnuts1: Fancy a drink in Chipping Norton?
Numbnuts2: What? and have a free glass to the head every pint?!?! smurfin no!

Wrong wrong wrong. Every night is fight night

[Croyles]

"Heidelberg

a small town in germany which kicks ass"

Although its not a small town, its a medium/small sized city lol

[I Don't Need A Name]

Grimsby:
A town in North East Lincolnshire. Does NOT smell of fish in the slightest, although don't go near the fishing docks without a gas mask.

Infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking smurfing emos.

The town is split up into main 'estates', there's usually fights between the estates, which people usually don't turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.
Dickhead #1: I iz frm nunsthorpe n i wil kik da out ov u
Dickhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from yarborough n i wil kik da out ov u
Normal Person: smurfing morons, i can't wait until i get out of ty grimsby.


kinda sums it up really