Regretfully, Urban had nothing but nice things to say about my hometown which I was surprised to be mentioned since it tends to get swallowed up in the Metro area. The closest major city went on about some obscure incedent where a no-name DJ held a concert and apparently pissed off our local gang and had his concert ruined. The DJ apparently wrote a song about it but I neither recognize his name or even remember such an indecent ever being mentioned... Overall, it wasn't very funny or amusing or even truthful. Here is my interpretation.

Lakewood: A former hot spot for the upper middle class and preppy wannabe rich assholes who settled in, back in the days of Jimmy Carter. They have all moved to Cherry Creek where they proceeded to annoy the rest of the City by having a Mall built in the middle of one of the cities major streets. We have the worst cops in the state. I feel since their district starts with L and A they like to fancy themselves as being like the LAPD except they don't have the balls to pull a gun on you or beat you for not cooperating. Instead they are just pricks to everyone and everything. Seriously, if you get pulled over, you will get a ticket from them, they will find something to give you a ticket for.

We have the best Community colleges and the worst High schools. Most teens lie about which High school they came from. We also have the slum part of Colfax, which is where one would go for drugs, prostitution, and Casa Bonita. Yes, Casa Bonita exists. Yes, its exactly how Cartman describes it in South Park. Everyone in the state has been there but everyone denies it as well. We have two types of drivers in this city. Agreesive pricks in SUV's who don't know how to turn and people who consistently drive 15 miles under the smurfing speed limit so not to be run over by the SUVs. Turn signals are completely optional. Traffic lights and general rules of the road regarding "right of way" are seen as more like a helpful suggestion rather than being enforced.