Go Red Day

[Tavrobel]

I accidentally switched out my blue jacket for my red sweatshirt today. Do I win a set of steak knives?

[Vermachtnis]

I'm wearing green, the opposite of red! So ha!

[Laddy]

Oh, Yar-Yars! How selfless!

[rubah]

Thank you, men. Because of your support, I can get the medical care I need to have my pitted blackened heart removed and a brand new one put in! Who wants to give me their heart?

[Aerith's Knight]

OEH OEH! Can it be me!?

[Darkswordofchaos]

Just buy one on the black market

[Denmark]

What would qwerty think?

I'm wearing a white shirt because I don't have any clean red shirts.

[Darkswordofchaos]

I dont own any red shirts unless you count the ones stained red by the blood of my enemys

[Jessweeee♪]

I totally forgot about it and just threw on any shirt like I do every morning xD

...it turned out to be bright green, the opposite of red >.>

[Darkswordofchaos]

I totally forgot about it and just threw on any shirt like I do every morning xD

...it turned out to be bright green, the opposite of red >.>

You bad bad person

[Yar]

I totally forgot about it and just threw on any shirt like I do every morning xD

...it turned out to be bright green, the opposite of red >.>

You must hate women, then.

[Jessweeee♪]

Well at least I was wearing a zipped up hoodie over it

[Goldenboko]

So, you gotta wear red!

I didn't fight in 'nam just to be told by some young punk that I gotta wear red. You know who wore red? Johnson did, that's who, after a mortar strike from Charlie ripped out his lungs.

You don't know, man. You weren't there.

We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, smurfing blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's smurfing screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... (Takes off his bandolier) like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's smurfin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your smurfin' legs! I can't find your legs!"

[Shlup]

Today was super hero day at work. Incredible Hulk beats heart disease.

[Jessweeee♪]

He's green, too D: