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    "I do what i want, you have problem"

    well yes FFIX's Quina I do have A problem. Oh my lord you Gene simmons son of a B****, You eat things alive , no matter what it is, youll eat it. Whats wrong with you, Dont you have a brain. You should have played scare crow in the wizard of oz, would have made more sense. Your weapon of choice is a fork..... are you male or are you female? You marry poor little Vivi who probably isnt that old seeing how small he is compared to the other Blk Mages. I seriously HATE you as a Hero, your EAT command only works on monsters that are severly weakened, and as You all are weakening it by the time you can EAT it it dies, WTF is your major malfunction Numb skull, You knoq what screw this. Im jimmy kimmel and your Matt damen, i want you to HATE ME QUINA, HATE ME AS YOUVE NEVER HATED BEFOR, LETS WELCOME CHAOS, HAHAHA HAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHA (sir helix is then shot with a tranquliser and escourted off the set)

    Producer- "i'm terrably sorry for the Host's out burst mr quin."
    Quina- "Hey you look like toady"
    Producer- "um sir, why are you looking at me like that, no, no, nooooo"

    Quina eats Producer.

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    what

    Quina was awesome

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    what are you talking about? Quina is awesome!! My favorite character in FFIX. Hes so cool, and you are crazy.

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    Is this a new show? =O

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    *almost dies of laughter*

    Wow, somebody who hates Quina even more than I do! A ranter after my own heart!

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    (yells from nut house) i hate you quina

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    Quote Originally Posted by sir helix View Post
    (yells from nut house)
    As it should be.

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    Quina is awesome, this thread makes me sad :{

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    I wonder if you pulled on Quina's tongue if she'd start shriveling.

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    ooooooo like on rave master XD

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    I was happy to know they named the monster something other than Hungry. Fighting against a creature whose name I know is just somehow more satisfying. All of the Qu sicken me to no foreseeable end. Quina and Quale are equally ugly and unwanted characters imo. Somebody feed them a nuclear reactor.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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