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    The film was released last year with Reece Shearsmith, Andy Serkis and Jenniffer Ellison in the lead roles.
    Who's seen/liked this film?
    personally, i found it pretty good, and the bit where (SPOILER)Ellison gets shut up is just a Godsend
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    I've seen this; me and my friend bought tickets for a 15 and then snuck into The Cottage as we wanted to see it but didn't think we'd pass for 18.

    I thought it was amazing but very very gory I wanted to scream and act like a 15 year old but we had to try and be quiet.

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    All I know is that Jennifer Ellison is hot. Easily one of my favourite celebrities for looking at. Mmmmm.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    It was slow starting, the dialogue between Reece Shearsmith and Andy Serkis at the begining didn't seem to be going anywhere. But it turned into a pretty good film.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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