major suckage

[Darkswordofchaos]

So my bike got wrecked earlier today and it sucks cause its gonna cost like 500$ to fix it. crap

[LunarWeaver]

You should ride a horse like a real man!

[Darkswordofchaos]

I much prefer a steel horse

[Rantz]

I suggest paying a hobo or a jew 10 cents per day to let you ride his shoulders. That way, your $500 will last you ten years or more, including reparation costs for the guy.

[NeoTifa]

Ha ha. Even better, the hobo/jew can hold your books for you! Pure win.

[Psychotic]

General Chat outranks Major Suckage.

[tidus_rox]

You should just buy a new bike :)

[Levian]

I don't think you fully grasp how many gallons of ice cream you can get for 500 dollars.

[Meat Puppet]

Hang in there lad, and everything will be all right.
<!--It probably won’t be; I’m just saying that to make you feel better.-->

[Lawr]

You don't really want to so hastily use $500 on a bike, man. Think of all the evil things you could do with all of that cash.


I see a nuclear missile parked in the back with your name on it.

[Caraliz]

Eat $500 worth of tacos and then tell me if your bike is so important

[Yar]

You should ride a horse like a real man!

You should too!

[Jessweeee♪]

Tricycles are better.