*double grab!*
*double grab!*
I'm sorry, Rantzien.
We'll make it up to you! Promise!
Can I take that bag?
It's already been taken.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Look on the bright side, Rantz. The pink bag was originally
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Congratulations, friend. Here is a song to celebrate your happiness.
YouTube - The Laughing Policeman - Charles Jolly / Penrose
Congrats on your new addition to the family. Have a name ready yet?
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
That's awesome. Congrats.
Girls > Boys
But congrats anyway! Has your boy ever peed in your face? If I had a baby boy, that's the kind of stuff I'd worry about.
We are still thinking about names. And I have been hit in the face with pee. Barfed in my mouth. Also diarrhea all the way down my shirt and pants in the line of a super market.
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!
What do you have to say for yourself?