Introductory thread for Sir RedWiz Esquire McFistycuffs IV

[Freya]

Welcome! Hope you stick around. You seem like a pretty nice guy. We don't bite... too hard.

If you have any questions with anything on the forums or even if you need some help with a lil' more of the injokes feel free to PM me ^_^

Again welcome! I hope you stick around.

[RedWiz]

I like to pork other dudes and so on and so forth

As long as you don't try to pork me, sir.

Competition?

I win because 16-bit is twice as cool as 8-bit. Sometimes.

(nice greeting)

You're so nice it hurts. In a good way. I think.

Thank you everybody, I hope I stick around, too.

[Meat Puppet]

I think the word you were looking for was “boy.” The majority of the user-base here are lonely and miserable, and I am not an exception.

Also, abstaining from ramming things down throats won’t get you anywhere here. You shouldn’t be afraid of trying new things—everybody does it.
For future reference, I will provide a link to a rammer-of-things-down-throats master’s profile page: <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/the%2Bceej.html" title="Keep off the grass.">Here you go</a>.

When you’re done with reading up, you should be good to go.

[RedWiz]

I think the word you were looking for was “boy.” The majority of the user-base here are lonely and miserable, and I am not an exception.

Also, abstaining from ramming things down throats won’t get you anywhere here. You shouldn’t be afraid of trying new things—everybody does it.
For future reference, I will provide a link to a rammer-of-things-down-throats master’s profile page: Here you go.

When you’re done with reading up, you should be good to go.

Ah, I see.

I fancy myself to be a gentleman of sorts, so I try not to intrude on anybody or be all rude and such.

[Rantz]

Hey RedWiz! Meat Puppet is the snake in the apple tree that is EoFF. Grab him by the tail and punch his throat!

(welcome)

[Rocket Edge]

Hello & welcome to EoFF.

[Leeza]

Hi RW. I also have never played FFVII, at least nothing past Midgar. Join us in playing it starting March 1st for our next Eyes on Plays. There will be a thread out on it in a couple of weeks. Welcome to EoFF.

[Tama2]

And if you don't have it... *cough cough*

I know a guy that knows a guy...

>.>

<.<

[Caraliz]

Hello! Indiana smells! Go away from the US! Love, Illinois.

[Laddy]

Hello. I like you. Welcome to EoFF!

[RedWiz]

And if you don't have it... *cough cough*

I know a guy that knows a guy...

>.>

<.<

I know a guy that knows a guy that might know a guy's brother that might be interested in talking to that one guy that knows a guy.