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    The Anti Mosher Balzac's Avatar
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    Old Cadbuy's advert.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    I love this advert so much. If you watch the boys face it is so much more funny.

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    Yeah, the dude is better than the girl. But I still prefer the gorilla, personally. And none of this Bright Eyes crap. Gotta be In The Air Tonight, fantastic song.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    That advert is just plain freaky. The fact that any of you think it's awesome both baffles and scares me.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    I think its the most annoying thing on TV today.

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    See, I thought it was terrifying to begin with, and THEN THEY BROUGHT ON BALLOONS.

    (I'm severely globophobic)

    *shudder*

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    Does anybody else remember the trucks on the airstrip? That one sucked.

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