Once there was a story on the news about a kid who had a party and sorta wrecked up the neighbourhood. Seems like a legitamate story but it was on the news for about over a week.
Once there was a story on the news about a kid who had a party and sorta wrecked up the neighbourhood. Seems like a legitamate story but it was on the news for about over a week.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
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No you wouldn't have.Originally Posted by Balzac
Yes I would.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Voles rescued from sewage plant.
We had a slow news day here a few years ago when the only thing they could report was these two measy planes flying into these towers. It must have been a slow news month because I swear it was never off the damned TV. The bored news reporters still bring it up now & again.
Who else thinks EoFF should come up with some bogus thing to do to get ourselves on the news?
as a British citizen, i think it is only right to say that england had a genuine real problematic news headline for 3 days! i mean, who ever heard of this white,wet, cold substance called snow?
Oh yeah, I wonder what the Obama girls are eating for lunch today?
I remember going on CNN.com, and they had a 40 second long video where Obama bumps his head against an airplane door. It was him walking to a plane most of the video, and then he gently bumps his head against the door at the very end, and that's it. I was wondering why they even bothered to show the video.
Fox News.
All that needs to be said.
Naw, this is pretty sad, even for Fox' standards. Even on a slow news day, Fox can provide some lulz.
When I log in to the radio stuff at work, the lady voice says "log on accepted", but says it in a way that I'm convinced she's saying "excepted" and it really pisses me off. Can I be on the news now please?
Every day in Bangor is a slow news day. NOTHING happens in North Wales.
I've genuinely heard a news bulletin about sheep being stolen in Anglesey. All we need now are coalmine stories and we're the stereotype we always used to be.
There was this one week a few years ago when there was like no fun news so "America invades Iraq" was all they could scrape up.
My Aunt has a Cockroach allergy.She announces it every 5 minutes so it's like the news to me
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