No....NOOOOO!!!
I have a problem. My fourteen year old cousin has just now discovered Chuck N</>orris facts, and he won't shut up. What do I do?
Also, violence, though fun, probably won't solve this situation. I know because I already tried. This is a serious problem and I am in need of real solutions
Play the quiet game. Winner gets a cookie.
accept the fact that chuck norris is god now and save yourself a lot of suffering
Tell him he's not funny and crush his spirit. Chuck Norris facts are smurfing stupid.
Bombard him with Vin Deisel facts.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
He's a middle school student, the only jokes he knew before this was repeating every sentence anyone said ever with "balls" somewhere and calling things gay or retarded. "Not Funny" is his middle name D:
I tried telling him that, but I'm like the snobby older sister here.
Crack solves everything.
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!
What do you have to say for yourself?
French him and cop a little feel. He won't want to be around you anymore after that. Or will he?
One word..... Shock treatment therapy. Every time he tells a chuck norris joke he gets a small 10,000 volt charge he wont be saying them for long
Tell him to say hello to four years ago.
How about fighting fire with fire? Whenever he says one fact, you say two facts. Eventually he'll get so sick of your spewing of verbal copypasta he'll realize how annoying he is.
You could also try operant conditioning.
What? he skipped the o rly owls phase and went straight to norris? I am not pleased.
seconding vin diesel
There's nothing you can do. Once Chuck Norris facts are discovered they remain permanently inside the host's brain , eventually driving him and his familiars to madness. That is a fact.
Originally Posted by trancekuja
That is the power of chuck norris not only is he super human but he has also devised an enginous plan to destroy americas collected intellect and have an army of millons of out of shape soldiers with bad hearts aka americans
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