No....NOOOOO!!!

[Jessweeee♪]

I have a problem. My fourteen year old cousin has just now discovered Chuck N</>orris facts, and he won't shut up. What do I do?


Also, violence, though fun, probably won't solve this situation. I know because I already tried. This is a serious problem and I am in need of real solutions

[Yar]

Play the quiet game. Winner gets a cookie.

[Darkswordofchaos]

accept the fact that chuck norris is god now and save yourself a lot of suffering

[Momiji]

Tell him he's not funny and crush his spirit. Chuck Norris facts are smurfing stupid.

[Balzac]

Bombard him with Vin Deisel facts.

[Jessweeee♪]

He's a middle school student, the only jokes he knew before this was repeating every sentence anyone said ever with "balls" somewhere and calling things gay or retarded. "Not Funny" is his middle name D:

I tried telling him that, but I'm like the snobby older sister here.

[Tama2]

Crack solves everything.

[LunarWeaver]

French him and cop a little feel. He won't want to be around you anymore after that. Or will he?

[Darkswordofchaos]

One word..... Shock treatment therapy. Every time he tells a chuck norris joke he gets a small 10,000 volt charge he wont be saying them for long

[Tavrobel]

Tell him to say hello to four years ago.

[Momiji]

How about fighting fire with fire? Whenever he says one fact, you say two facts. Eventually he'll get so sick of your spewing of verbal copypasta he'll realize how annoying he is.

You could also try operant conditioning.

[Levian]

What? he skipped the o rly owls phase and went straight to norris? I am not pleased.

[rubah]

seconding vin diesel

[trancekuja]

There's nothing you can do. Once Chuck Norris facts are discovered they remain permanently inside the host's brain , eventually driving him and his familiars to madness. That is a fact.

[Darkswordofchaos]

There's nothing you can do. Once Chuck Norris facts are discovered they remain permanently inside the host's brain , eventually driving him and his familiars to madness. That is a fact.

That is the power of chuck norris not only is he super human but he has also devised an enginous plan to destroy americas collected intellect and have an army of millons of out of shape soldiers with bad hearts aka americans