No....NOOOOO!!!

[Aerith's Knight]

Just quietly slip in that Chuck Norris is gay, like it's a fact.

It won't get him to shut up, but the following shouting match you will have would cheer me up.

[Jessweeee♪]

How about fighting fire with fire? Whenever he says one fact, you say two facts. Eventually he'll get so sick of your spewing of verbal copypasta he'll realize how annoying he is.

This might actually work. Worst case scenario he might feel like he's part of an inside joke and start saying them even louder in front of his sister.

[Goldenboko]

Get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his face. That should shut him up, and supply some good irony.

[Shlup]

Print the longest list of Chuck Norris facts you can find, clear your throat in a sophisticated manner, and then begin reading. Follow him around if you have to and don't stop until he's dead.

[nik0tine]

This should do the trick.

[Bunny]

Print the longest list of Chuck Norris facts you can find, clear your throat in a sophisticated manner, and then begin reading. Follow him around if you have to and don't stop until he's dead.

This.

[GameMasta]

Call him fat. he'll be so self-conscious and depressed, he'll be too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce) to tell another Norris joke.

[Momiji]

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

[GameMasta]

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

But also de-TASTE-able.

[blackmage_nuke]

Hint: Boys like porn.

Thatll keep him locked in his room.

[Goldenboko]

I called 1888BIBLENOW

They told me to gtfo D:

[rubah]

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

but that strips them of all their healthy soileriffic nutrients!

[Jessweeee♪]

Spewing out a bunch of facts right back at him seemed to do the trick. For now anyway xD

Hint: Boys like porn.

Thatll keep him locked in his room.

Maybe this could have worked if he didn't have to share a room with his mom (there's seven of us living here right now x.x).

[KentaRawr!]

If he says one you think you've heard, just say "You already told me that one. Say another." Eventually, he'll run out. :3

[Momiji]

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

But also de-TASTE-able.

They are plenty tasty. Your tastebuds are just used to more flavorful stuff, so they taste bland, but when you give it time, they actually have a pleasant flavor.

too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce)

Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=O

but that strips them of all their healthy soileriffic nutrients!

Would I eat candy for the nutrients? No. Carrots are my candy replacement, and therefore I treat them as such.