So, i strolled into Barnes and Noble today looking for a book that will help me with the SATs. I found "The Laugh Out Loud Guide Ace the SAT* Exam without Boring Yourself to Sleeep!" by Charles Horn, PhD. (This is the guy who made Robot Chicken!) I bought it and thought it would be interesting (and a nice twist) to add a little humor into my studies. I opened up a page and was ROFL at the Barnes and Noble as soon as I read a word problem.

So... I thought it would be fun to challenge you all to an SAT challenge. I will have 1 question from each subject (Writing will be replaced with a common error question) and the first one to answer them all correctly will win!

The questions I am using are coming from the book and I do not own them in any way. All credit goes to Charles Horn, PhD.

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Sentence Completions:
Select the words that complete the sentence.

The cannibals thought that, while Diego was tough and ______, Dora the Explorer was absolutely ______.

A) stringy, bland
B) unsavory, delectable
C) succulent, piquant
D) luscious, insipid
E) delicious, appetizing

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Common Sentence Errors
Fix this Sentence and state the type of common error.

If you polish off a keg, one should not try to drunk dial your ex.

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Algebra

Sean gives Joel one wedgie, three Indian burns, two purple nurples, and x swirlies as punishment for narcing on him to the teacher.
If x is an even integer, and |x-6| < 3, what is a possible value for x?

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Am I forgetting any subjects? Oh well... Just answer these! The winner will get a virtual hug!