Nation finally ty enough to make social progress
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Twelve Customers Gunned Down In Convenience-Store Clerk's Imagination | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Just Six Corporations Remain | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Marijuana Linked to Sitting Around and Getting High

I'm sure there are tons of others but I cba editing this post anymore, mostly because I have to circumvent the word filter for the first link to work :S