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  1. 02-22-2009, 09:51 PM #1
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    Default Zombies

    Last summer, I read a lot about zombies. I think I'm pretty prepared for the undead horde. Are you?
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    Yes.

    I'm not going to take that quiz because it is probably lackluster, but does it quiz you on whether or not you will be in the appropriate mental state to handle the fact that all of your friends, family, and love ones are dead and possibly in need of more death at your hands?
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    I am ready. Pitchfork in hand.
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    No. You should write one. And it isn't lackluster... I wrote it myself.
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    I am better prepared than Stu is.
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    Zombies are what turned MGS from cool to .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey4Soul View Post
    No. You should write one. And it isn't lackluster... I wrote it myself.
    Well, gee, it must be the bestest test ever then.
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    Zombies are very easy to survive. Just go out and get a full set of motorcycle leathers. Pretty sure human teeth cannot tear it if high speed impacts with concrete are unable to. Then just find a female zombie, put a bucket over her head (just in case) and make her your sex slave until the military show up and shoot you.
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    The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse would be pretending I'm not excited. Also I would not use fire, cause then you won't just be chased by zombies, you're gonna be chased by zombies on fire.
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    I don't like the new Resident Evil zombies design...
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    I have the zombie survival handbook and I watched this many times YouTube - Danger 50000 Volts Zombies 1
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
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    No. You should write one. And it isn't lackluster... I wrote it myself.
    Well, gee, it must be the bestest test ever then.
    I never said that. I just said that it's not bad. You don't have to be hostile.
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    Well, I took the test and got 30%

    Though really I'd purposefully become a zombie. Who the hell wouldn't want to be one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey4Soul View Post
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    No. You should write one. And it isn't lackluster... I wrote it myself.
    Well, gee, it must be the bestest test ever then.
    I never said that. I just said that it's not bad. You don't have to be hostile.
    I'm not hostile, I'm sarcastic. There is a difference.
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    I got 30% too!

    Though Lu, you are not invited to my house ever. I'd like not to be eaten alive.

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