Road to Sodom and Gomorrah
So I'm reading this hilarious book by Dan Savage called "Skipping Towards Gomorrah" in which he decides he's going to explore how America utilizes the 7 deadly sins in its culture cause the more fundamentalist groups of the world feel America is a cesspool on par with the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.
So the question is simple, if you could team up with another EoFFer to spend a week commititing the 7 deadly sins, who would it be?
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Oh, some of those would be tough to near impossible to do, but I think maybe I'd go with Sammibabe. I think she'd be up for the challenge.
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I think Psychotic, Levian and I would make dangerous team for this sort of thing.
foa plz
Yars, he needs a bit more corruption.
Though I think Lekana or Faris and I would be much more effective.
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You know DK is committing mad sins all day every day and he don't even care.
:laugh: Funny enough, I was going to suggest you as my potential corruptor!Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Cookie.
Bert. Asshole. >:O
Wrath: Keith and I will scale the Eiffel Tower, hang over the railing, and puke at the hundreds of people getting engaged underneath us. After eating lots of yucky snails in a fancy restaurant! How you like them escargots now frenchies!? :laugh:
Greed: DK and I will recommend crappy games to Loony BoB in this thread and when he realizes they are crap and eventually stops playing them, we'll take them and sell them on ebay along with smittenkitten's jewelry and used underwear (Yes, people buy this stuff, it's the internet you know. I bet we'll have a harder time selling the games.) and I guess we could buy two of those cool aprons with plastic boobs on the outside and then we could make the best hawaii pizzas ever afterwards.
Lust: Loony BoB and I will walk down Prince's Street holding hands, stroking eachothers hands with our thumbs anticipating what comes next.
Pride: Miriel and I will socialize with only members who joined before 2003. To avoid awkward moments with people outside that group we will put in our signatures notifying people that if we don't respond to their PM's it's because we're blind and haven't seen it.
Envy: Noctiluca and I will grab a couple of keys and skip down the suburbs scratching up some BMW's
Gluttony: Psychotic, smittenkitten and I will eat close to a kilo of chocolate on our own!
and uh I forget what the last sin is and I'm too lazy to go look up which one it is.
I'd be fun to sin with! Come on, guys!I'm not that lame.
I want Shlupquack too.
Skt and o_O
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Typhoon Tha Reaper and Psy.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
I'm not a fan of Dan Savage's any longer. Not after his hypocritical support of my local gay mayor Sam Adams.
Yes, I'm gay (ish) and NO I don't support Sam after his controversy.
But Savage does, and that's idiotic since he spent an entire column on his newspaper a couple years ago disparaging the exact same thing.
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