Gigantic fireball spotted on galactic rampage • The Register

If this mothersmurfer was headed your way and you knew about it one year in advance, what would you do? I would probably do lots of drugs, go to lots of foreign places, have sex with whatever female of reasonable physical appearance was willing to receive my (at this point, mostly futile) seed, and spend lots of time with my family. Are these activities mutually exclusive? I don't know, but I hope to God that the last two are.