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    So you're in the shinra building. You sneak into the bathroom and eavesdrop on all the big guys at Shinra talk about their new plans. Then Hojo comes in and he's like "Yeah so Aeris is really important. She's absolutely the last now that her mom, who was still better than her but she's better than nothing, had died. Just thought I'd let you guys know."

    Cool. We know where Aeris is. They won't hurt her. They need her to find the promised land. That is their huge super goal. She is the most important thing of the century.

    Then you go to lvl 68 and bust in on Hojo and his little experiment. He says something about these two endagered species that he has to save. And then he just throws a wild dog in there with Aeris.

    What the smurf.

    Okay so, MAYBE he knows Red is a talking thinking centient animal. There's a good chance of that. But EVEN if that was the case, what is the point of putting them in a cage together. Why even take a /chance/. Just because he can talk doesn't mean he isn't still wild right?

    I don't get it.

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    He wanted to "breed" a more docile test subject. The experiment wasn't going to be finished in Aerith's lifetime, so he decided to be a sick bastard and smack out two flies with one punch.


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    Yea they censored safe sex by filtering out condom machine but somehow forgot to remove the part about how beastiality and interspecies (I know thats not the right word) breeding is totally a good solution.

    edit: interfamilial thats the one im looking for
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    Here's some thoughts from a similar discussion earlier last year.

    It is odd that Hojo would put a "wild" animal in with her in hopes of breeding, considering that the two species know nothing about each other, how they court the opposite sex, etc... My guess is that if they went into the science of artificial insemination that it would have gone over a lot of gamers heads and this also helped to showcase Hojo's madness.
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    Good points. Japanese audience probably would've had no problem with it. Their solution would probably be to just look it up anyway. Whereas in the US, we weren't really that into dictionaries, encyclopedias, and the internet just yet.

    Hojo likely knew that Red XIII wasn't as feral as he tried to portray and probably didn't expect anything to really happen in that cage. But he was a sick psycho and was likely just having fun.
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    Will: No.

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    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
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    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
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    Good thread!

    ! i always thought of it as weird, but this is smeared with japanese fetish all over! Goddamn sick bastards :Eek:

    List up all the sick parts pf the game so we can get a summary

    * Nanaki and Aeris porn
    * Tifa having to pee at shinra tower (unnecessary)
    * Gay date (perverted tvist, but cred to square for that one)
    * The pimp Don Corneo
    * Whorehouse hony bee inn
    * Cloud cross dressing
    * Tifa's dresser (Underwear?)

    more?
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    Quote Originally Posted by squiike View Post
    Good thread!

    ! i always thought of it as weird, but this is smeared with japanese fetish all over! Goddamn sick bastards :Eek:

    List up all the sick parts pf the game so we can get a summary

    * Nanaki and Aeris porn
    * Tifa having to pee at shinra tower (unnecessary)
    * Gay date (perverted tvist, but cred to square for that one)
    * The pimp Don Corneo
    * Whorehouse hony bee inn
    * Cloud cross dressing
    * Tifa's dresser (Underwear?)

    more?
    Cloud and Tifa having sex and everyone in the Highwind seeing them!


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    I don't think Cloud and Tifa had sex in the game.

    Anyway, I understand that Hojo is sick and probably has some weird in his head. But he never said anything about having Aeris and the dog mate. He referred to helping endangered species, but trying to /mix/ species isn't exactly the same as saving endagered species. /If/ he were trying to mix species, then logically he would know about genetics. If that was the case and he was trying to rescue a species, cloning would be a lot more efficient than hybriding, amirite? So I don't exactly buy the thing about him trying to make them mate. The whole situation still doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

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    Red's species lives for hundreds of years. You just need to connect the dots.

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    Hojo's so cute!

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    So he wanted to make little Aeris Dog things by locking her in a cage with Red? Wouldn't that be more on a level of genetic engineering?

    Anyway, it makes a lot more sense now than it did before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandless Goods View Post
    I don't think Cloud and Tifa had sex in the game.
    Of course they did! Why do you think Tifa was so embrassed?!


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    I always though Hojo should have gone about it differently, like, I don't know, making Aeris smell attractive to Nanaki? Something smarter then assuming putting them together will magically make super beings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squiike View Post
    Good thread!

    ! i always thought of it as weird, but this is smeared with japanese fetish all over! Goddamn sick bastards :Eek:

    List up all the sick parts pf the game so we can get a summary

    * Nanaki and Aeris porn
    * Tifa having to pee at shinra tower (unnecessary)
    * Gay date (perverted tvist, but cred to square for that one)
    * The pimp Don Corneo
    * Whorehouse hony bee inn
    * Cloud cross dressing
    * Tifa's dresser (Underwear?)

    more?
    Haha imagine them around a table coming up with the plotWhen did Tifa pee?:mog: lol

    If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    Hojo's so cute!
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