How many of you shave?
I shave everyday.

How many times have you cut yourself?
Not too often, but it has happened. Take your time and don't drag your razor in any funky paths.

When you cut yourself, what do you do?
I scream and yell and cry like a little bitch. Then I get a little piece of tissue and let it dry for a couple minutes. Then take it off and it's not noticeable [typically].