Quote Originally Posted by leader of mortals View Post
God my lip hurts

My chin seems to be nice and good though...

Hey, why is it that if you get a small cut on your face nothing happens but if you get a smaller cut from shaving then your face will gush out 7 liters of blood?
I actually have no idea how you would get cuts on your face without shaving.

Unless you, like, juggle sharp objects.