On the subject of Halo, a lot of the messages I get are truly brilliant. Some of them feature delightful racial slurs against my African-American heritage that I was previously unaware of, others include profanity-laden accusations of cheating, and others are downright baffling.

My favourite was from a child who had (apparently?) been abusive to me and Dan, and his mother had obviously made him send us apologies, asking if we could still be friends. D'aww. :3