I am really drunk right now!!

[Bunny]

I get girls pregnant REALLY WELL when I'm drunk.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm way, way funnier when I'm drunk.

[Levian]

I'm kind of a predator when I'm drunk. I sense if people are weaker than me and then I attack them if they are. I might go for a stronger opponent if their throat is exposed.

[Værn]

I've never been drunk.

This.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I laugh a lot, fall over a lot, sleep better (though i think that's the case for anyone), and I tend to be more honest too. Haven't tested how I do on video games yet Also when I'm drunk, the burn of alcohol doesn't seem as strong so I can just keep drinking.

[qwertysaur]

I've never been drunk.

This.

What they said

[Craig]

dude drunk posting on eoff isnt a good idea. i did it once and told everyone that i love them

[NeoTifa]

I can beat people up and piss people off better. I'm a mean drunk

[Linus]

I dominate at Tetris and enjoy Finding Nemo when I'm drunk.

[NeoTifa]

I have better angry drunken sex, and then get pissed off even more 'cuz I found out that I skipped a pill that day >\ XD

[Linus]

I have better angry drunken sex, and then get pissed off even more 'cuz I found out that I skipped a pill that day >\ XD

That's, umm... quite interesting.

[NeoTifa]

Well.....

(SPOILER)thats like the only way he can get into my panties XD >_>

[Bunny]

You are a terrible girl.

[NeoTifa]

Hahahahahahaha. >=3

[Bunny]

I mean that in the sense of you fail at being a girl rather than you're a bad person. Just in case there was some confusion.