I am really drunk right now!!

[Rocket Edge]

I hope I don't regret this in the morning. What can you do drunk that you can't do better sober? I make a MEAN omlette and destroy people on Call of Duty somewhat better than I do when I'm sober.


OH AND DON'T ABUSE COINTROU!!!!

[Tama2]

I will DESTROY you!

and congrats.

[Yar]

<3 I was drunk on Monday. I don't drink often.

I seem to clean when I get drunk. The mess gives me anxiety, but I guess when I'm drunk I do something about it! xD

[Levian]

Eh, I'm sobering up now. All the pubs close at 2 AM. grumpy old pubs.

[Bahamut, King of Dragons]

Socialize.

[hhr1dluv]

I am mildly tipsy right now...When I am drunk I am practically a different person. I go from a quirky nerdlike girl who likes quirly bookish guys to a girl who become "hot stuff" and makes out with random football players.

[Shlup]

Socialize.

Yeah, that's about it.

[theundeadhero]

Fall down.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I know a guy who can get three cherries on the Bonus Chance in Super Mario Bros. 2 every time. He does it at <i>least</i> as reliably when he's drunk as when he's sober.

[Rantz]

I can do a sublime drunkard impression when I'm drunk.

[Bastian]

I've only been drunk once in my life. Or rather, I've only had a hangover once in my life.

[Roogle]

Oh, I wouldn't recommend being drunk in the same room as me. You might end up doing something you'll regret...!

[Blue Harvest]

I'm a better pool player when I'm drunk.

[blackmage_nuke]

I urinate more frequently

[Momiji]

I've never been drunk.