Baloki and the Halo 3 - Now with screenshot-related goodness!

[Psychotic]

EDIT: Disregard we're Haloin' right now. If anyone wants in come now!

[Madame Adequate]

It's difficult for me to play when the room gets annexed

[XxSephirothxX]

I don't think anybody at EoFF has the Mythic Maps! Azar is the only person I can see doing it, but I can't see him paying for the special edition of Halo Wars when the regular edition + downloading the maps is apparently (so I've heard) cheaper.

If Halo Wars had been really amazing, I may have dropped 80 bucks for it. But considering it's a dumbed-down console version of better games I can get for the PC, even the prospect of sexy new maps is not enough to part me from my money.

[Psychotic]

Here are some screenshots so that those who said they would come, but didn't, will feel bad about themselves.



Me and JKTrix form the first EoFF Airborne Rocket Corps.



Then we duel each other. I thought this was a pretty cool shot.



This is Baloki. He is being shot in the head.



This is Baloki. He is breakdancing.



THE EoFF DEFENCE FORCE! (Azar, JKTrix, Iceglow) Fighting for your freedom! In the middle of a smurfing desert which you couldn't give a about! ALLEGORY TO IRAQ WAR HELLS YEAH!

We dominated that game extremely hard. I got two Running Riots, and Azar got two Frenzies. But don't just take my word for it!

So, how did I get two RRs in one game?



BECAUSE I CAN KILL WHILE UPSIDE DOWN, BITCHES!



I really love the subtle hues of red, green, and blue, merging to form a dyn-

oh smurf it who am I kidding I just wanted to show more of me and Azar dicking people.



This is how my first Running Riot ended. God damned Baloki, in his chopper, sees a flying purple thing killing the enemy en masse and decides it is his duty to take it down. Son of a fox!



Speaking of choppers, this is Iceglow introducing some laser failure to the business end of his.



And of course, no Iceglow-Chopper reference would be complete without this. He smurfing sniped the driver out of a moving chopper right in his head, and then the entire thing blew up.



See that small red speck in the distance? That's Dan. He killed this guy. Can you guess how?



He launches a long range stick which hits the warthog on the right. The warthog on the left gets thrown sideways from the impact, crushing the blue guy. Yes, he got a splatter medal for it!



WAR WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR????



My Face vs Speeding Flying Mongoose all the way from Hell. Guess who won.



You better smurfing believe my face won.

Now time for my favourite moment!



These two think they can go out for a leisurely drive on me and Dan's turf, Da Hill. You're a looooong way from home, city boys.



Dan clambers into the nub seat.



Slow motion. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"



Time for a carjacking, bitches.

Quick question. Have you ever seen The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? If not, you are a terrible person. Please die.



You know when Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house? Yeah. That is exactly what I am doing to the gunner. His face collided forcefully with a nearby rock. Meanwhile, Dan is bringing his Assault Rifle down hard onto the driver's head with a sickening crack.

This picture is totally going to become my new desktop wallpaper.



As we roll in our sweet wheels, JKTrix, who unfortunately got put onto the other team, displays poor road safety and does not look both ways.



He and his guns are launched right into that rock, as we drive off into the distance!

[Ouch!]

Next week is spring break. Assuming I can connect (and assuming it's alright if my friend joins us since I have to use his Xbox) to anyone, I'm down.
I need to pay attention so I don't miss :skull::skull::skull::skull: like this. ; ;

[Magixion]

Ugh. I do wish I could have made it. Unfortunately my .NET teacher threw a program onto us before the weekend and I had to have it turned in by midnight. No time for Halo 3 for me

[Momiji]

Meh. Couldn't make it.

I'll try to get in next time.

[XxSephirothxX]

You guys got a double jack? I'm not sure I've ever seen that happen. smurfing awesome.

[escobert]

i wish I ha a 360 to defend the relm of eoff in halo

[Jiro]

I wish Australian internet wasn't so fail so I can defend the realm of EoFF in Halo

Maybe I should move in with Bert?

[Loony BoB]

Forgot to make it. Spent half the day with Danielle saying we need to play Halo 3 when we get back home. So got home, forgot, watched Office Space and played FM09 until I went to get ready for bed, saw a text from Dan reminding me to play, felt dumb. Stupid not-loud-enough text message alert.

So maybe you guys do this again next weekend and it all works out and I can return to my glory days as a decoy runner.

[DK]

I love the way it looks like Paul is drawing his sword in preparation to Goemon the warthog.

But yeah it was fun and a lot of funny stuff happened. Should definitely do again sometime.

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't be opposed to going again. I mean me and Dan are usually in a game of Halo at the weekend at some point anyway.

[XxSephirothxX]

What about right now hrm boys?

[Iceglow]

That sniper shot was absoloutely freaking awesome if I say so myself, I got the sniper medal for that too which was freaking funny! Also just before that (if anyone bothers to check my file share they'll see it I completely owned some nub sitting in the nub seat of a stationary warthog that had no driver, ofcourse this entailed a leisurely double scope shot for the face. Also who killed Loki for his break dance scene because it was during the massive game that Azar and JK beat me and Psy by just a mere 1 kill!