Eyes on Plays Final Fantasy VII!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I almost always emulate games at their original resolution, so that would explain why it's not an issue for me!

[Marshall Banana]

Thanks! =O

[Aerith's Knight]

Chapter 2



You got me! I was gonna blow it up right away so we all die.



Cloud seems to be warned by the voices in his head... yeah, really a guy you should let handle high grade explosives.



Talk about blowing smoke up one's ass.



Stupid runt gets her foot stuck. Seriously? Seriously!?



Oh yeah, let's dance our ass off while the time bomb is ticking. Nothing can go wrong there.



EVERYBODY RUN!!!



Get back where?



A reactor just blew up, radiation everywhere and there are overturned cars in this street.. on fire.

But it's nothing.



..Gay?



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahahahahahaa!! *cough* hahaha! *snort* hahahaha *wheeze* *cough* I can't breathe, I cant breathe *wheeze*



Bert is so gay for Dick.



See?



This all happened three minutes ago, how the hell did they spread that newspaper so fast?



Yeah, terrorists never blow up stuff.



You want me to watch Wedge hump that pole?



Darn that pizza! With it's pepperoni and cheesy goodness!

[Rantz]

I ended up getting the PC version and some patches and stuff. I also got the better character models mod which makes the people more detailed and whatnot.

Let's get this thing on the road.


*fixes menu colors* I always do this, it doesn't hurt my eyes as much as the original colours.


He doesn't waste any time, this one.


Battle sprite is nicer, too.


These things happened in some of my screenshots, I dunno why.


Go, team cutleries!


Yeeeeah dat's wot I'm tawkin' bowt.


Code words, I'm guessing.

[Vermachtnis]

We're on the wrong side.


He was nice enough to teach me a new skill. I should repay the favor.


*YOINK*


*YOI...hey!* Yoinking...didn't work!?


Grandpa's craaazy. What could possibly happen?


Suddenly ninja! Who the hell is that?


Oh! It's McAwesome!


...or Kira.

[Goldenboko]

....what the smurf!?!



D:

EDIT: Figured it out, apparently it was default at settings so low the game couldn't load the battle menu, it was confusing! xD
Expect to see my playthrough the game soon!

[qwertysaur]

In a spoiler tag due to length
(SPOILER) Step 1:
Translate all of Future Esthar's theories into a coherent chain of thoughts that can be understandable without even playing FF VIII. Then, a pattern emerges that will result in the appearance of a hidden number when carried out starting with the number of belts that Lulu from FFX wears (this trick was planned by square from the start). This hidden number is the exact time that must be of the in game clock upon scene when Aeris is killed.

Step 2:
Analyze the concepts behind Tetsuya Nomura's character designs. Once one fully understands them, they will see a number that is the hidden theme in all characters. This is the number of Hi Potions that are needed for the revival of Aeris.

Step 3:
Do not trade away the Mythril. Keep it and resist the urge to get Great Gospel.

Step 4:
Aeris must be KOed when completing the temple of the ancients, and her level must exactly match that of the high potions obtained in step 2.

Step 5:
After the party gains control of Cid, feed the fish in the City of the Ancients the Mythril. Because of the playtime at Aeris's death, the fish is actually alive and awake, so he gets out of the way. Go down and where the white materia is you will find an item called &*%^th

Step 6:
When you reobtain Cloud and Tifa, go to the sector five church, and use the &*%^th as well as your high potions on the Aeris ghost. You only have 1 shot at this or you can't ever revive her. This will trigger a boss fight with the Fate Keeper, who has seven times the HP of Penance and can only be damaged by the buster sword. When he is defeted, the &*%^th will vanish and an item called Fateth will be found.

Step 7:
Throw the fateth into the lifestream at Mideel. Aeris will rise from it at level 7 with all limit breaks as well as her true ultimate weapon, the Wisdom of time, complete with master Restore, Barrier, Life, Ultima, Knights of the Round, and full Cure materia.However, her name is also changed from Aeris to Aerith. Even if you named her something else, it will be renamed Aerith. She takes a slot of the party and never leaves again. She also glows because the lifestream is radioactive and glowing Aerith has red eyes. And longer hair. Cloud also decides to dye his hair black for the rest of the game.

Step 8:
The revival scene causes a glitch in the game, so you must then save the game, and on the same memory card as the FF save must have 7 perfect files of Spawn: The Eternal. Failure to do so will result in your Playstation exploding.

Step 9:
Enjoy Aerith. she has a max of 777 HP, 77 MP and is always stuck in your party. Also Sephiroth will cast Traitor on her at the start of the final battle, causing her to constantly heal him, as well as her being immune to all attacks. Defeating Sephiroth will result in a pin up picture of Aeris and Quina as a reward on the The End Screen. You will then be treated to the true ending of FF VII, where a chocobo lays an egg that contains a letter that states that the the Final Villain for the next Villain is none other then Gogo from FF VI. Also it is rumored that it even shows the true identity of Gogo, but this is yet to be confirmed.

[Goldenboko]

Attention: I shall have my screenshots for the next installments have the panel color(s) be chosen by the poster who posts a color first. If no one requests anything I'll go with default. You can change the color after each of my posts with screenshots.






Well this is certainly the most boring start to a game ever.



After beating the crap after the first two guards, I decide to mess with the config, fast is the only way to be baby.

Eventually, someone, not really worthy of a screenshot, asks me my name. I reply?





Apparently they thought that was my name, as they all started calling me it. Either that, or they dislike me just as much as I dislike them.



Then this angry, loud, cussin', gunshotin', black guy runs up to me and yells at me. I only catch his name.


Alright, fine. It isn't original. That doesn't make it any less funny or less true.

We keep walking, they keep trying to make me care.

You could've at least not been so mean about it though!


This raises questions...


This raises more questions!


Ah, first bosses.


Typically, this part is the only thing I remember about them...


Be back with more gameplay on a day I'm not so busy!

[leader of mortals]

I hope it isnt against forum rules to ask you which ROM you are all using. I can only find them in about 1 million parts...

[Vermachtnis]

Gobo go with Pink!

[Goldenboko]

That shouldn't be too hard to make using their panels, pink it is for the next update

[Aerith's Knight]

Chapter 3



Cmon, Richard. Stop watching other people have sex.



Damn, I knew that condom broke.



He went IN ME!



It felt right.



That's good, because I didn't.



Wait, what? Didn't you figure out she's Dick's, seeing as she isn't black?



OMG! What kind of sick relationship do those three have?



I'm going to kill you... for fun.



Finally, she gets it right. Not the brightest, is she?



Oh yeah, let's leave a 5yo in charge of a slum bar that is filled with horny drunk criminals... nothing can go wrong there.



Oh, I'm sorry. I guess we'll just put the bomb somewhere and wing it.



The entire 7th sector has seen yours already.



I hate you.



What's it with Richard and sliding in and on large tubes?







That was the idea.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I can't remember the last time I saw so many huge, distorted, horrifically artifacted .jpg screenshots.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm playing it on the computer from the original psx disk, so yeah, you can go kiss the biggest part of Bert's ass.

Original psx is the way to go.. it has the most glitches. xD

[leader of mortals]

Why wont the epsxe1.70 work for me? It just keeps saying zlib1.dll was not found...