I luv my mommy! <3
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Moms
I luv my mommy! <3
Let's talk about moms.
She's irritating and overbearing, yet I can't live without her.
My mom's favorite child is my brother and only associates with me because she seems to be under the impression that I'm going to be a celibate gay man for the rest of my life.
Aww, Yar! I didn't mean to make you feel sad! =(Originally Posted by Yaridovich
I love my mommie because she smurfed my dad.
My mommy took me to my favorite sushi bar and frozen yogurt yesterday!
My mom is great, except she reads articles I write on the internets which weirds me out.
My mother reminds me of Debbie from Queer as Folk.
Yeah my mom's pretty cool
By which I mean she still goes out clubbing at age 40, spends a lot of time online looking at lolcats, takes care of me when I'm sick, and is generally pretty awesome.
She didn't used to be, though. Oh god no D:
Mom looking at lolcats? Where shall I find this fine woman?
I take my mom for granted too muchshe's very nice though and understanding and momlike.
My mom can be gay and she can be straight. You can take that whichever way you want to.
My mum is annoying.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
My Mom made me! :Eek:
My mom died when I was 14.
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