edit: ^I hate you ramza! =_= You stole(or I did) most of mine.

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no woman will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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It's so simple it must work!