Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a town mascot. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, amazed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the town's water supply. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

I dare you to steal my woman.