Momiji's foolproof method to proper cooking:

1. Wash your hands.
2. Make sure you have all necessary ingredients for a recipe.
3. Properly set up all ingredients and necessary equipment for cooking
4. Stare at ingredients and equipment.
5. Glance over at the oven.
6. Look back at ingredients, and sigh.
7. Realize you cba to cook, and throw something in the microwave, or order pizza.