Remove protective anti-air shield cover from breadbin
Carefully place hand inside and acquire the loaf of bread
Unfasten bag and - now this is the most important part - REMOVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD FROM THE BAG. Take it easy now.
Transport slices of bread to the designated toasting area
Insert slices of bread into one of the slice-shaped cooking bays of the toasting apparatus
Apply a downward force on the sliding mechanism, usually on the side of the toasting apparatus, to engage the toasting process (magnitude of force varies)
Wait patiently for approx. 2 minutes
DO NOT jump in fright when the (now cooked) slices of bread leap from their respective toasting bays, this is normal
Remove slices of toast from toasting bays and place on plate
Mission complete