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03-09-2002, 07:54 PM
#271
Mr. Encyclopedia
~~~Back on the Airship~~~
Josef: So, Cid, where exactly did you get this "magical book" that has all the secrets in it.
Josef looks in the inside cover. It says "Property of T. Pallazzio."
Cid: You don't want to know.
Josef: So the book is Tov-
Cid: Yep. The last item, the Crystalline, is located about eight miles north of here, in the Cave of a Fallen Darkness. That's gotta be fun.
Trey: So who's going?
Brittney and Cara together: We haven't done anything yet!
Jez: I'll be happy to go.
Trey: So who's the last person?
Mog: I'll go. I haven't had a chance to try out my stylin' new spear.
Trey: Okay, so Jez, Brittney, Cara, and Mog are going inside the "Cave of a Fallen Darkness." I'd say you should equip yourselves with Light Weapons.
The party equips themselves with Light Weapons and enters the cave after the airship reaches it. They enter the cave. It is pitch black.
Mog: Man, this is worse than the time I fell in that big hole and couldn't get out.
Brittney: How'd you get out?
Mog: Let's just say there's a very rich family of moles outside of Norse.
Cara: Does anyone have any type of a flashlight?
Brittney: How about we find the walls and follow them?
Jez: That seems to be the best thing to do.
The group splits to each side of the cave tunnel and follows the walls. They continue saying things to each other to know that the other group is still there.
Mog: This stupid new body is too bulky, kupo.
Jez: At least I definitely know what it is when I bump into it.
They continue onward for hours, keeping in contact. They finally, FINALLY reach a large room. They can barely see a faint glow all around them.
Brittney: All this must be the Crystalline.
Mog: We just have to get some, kupo. Of course, right before we're allowed to escape with it there's going to be a big boss fight.
Cara: Naturally. That's always the case.
Jez: Get your weapons ready. Mog, take your spear and cut off a good amount of Crystalline.
Mog: Righty-o, kupo.
Mog cuts off some Crystalline. It suddenly lights up the entire room. They see Crystalline everywhere. Even on the ceiling. But they also see at the doorway . . . Xiang Lei.
Cara: God, don't you ever die?
Xiang Lei: No. I'm a recurring character. I rarely ever die.
Cara: Well, it's now time for you to die. Everyone else, stand back. This guy's mine.
~~~BOSS FIGHT~~~
Xiang Lei
HP: 32, 874
MP: 5000
Weak against Holy
Absorbs Dark
Cara
HP: 3,940
MP: 400
They fight for a long time, until finally Xiang Lei pins Cara to the ground.
Xiang Lei: Now, finally, I can kill you, puny little girl!
Brittney: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiang Lei raises his hands. He is prepared to use Ultima against Cara. Brittney leaps and dives in the way of the great spell. Brittney collapses to the ground.
Cara: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cara quickly grabs her Light Assassin's Knife and throws it up at Xiang Lei. It slices him straight through his head.
Xiang Lei: AAARRRRGGG!!!!!!!!!
Xiang Lei falls to the ground. He disappears into dust. Cara, Jez, and Mog rush to Brittney's side.
Cara: No . . . . NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
Brittney: **cough** **hack** Cara . . . .
Cara: No. Brittney, dammit, Brittney, don't.
Brittney: Cara . . . I want you to remember me.
Cara: Dammit, isn't there anything we can do, Jez?
Jez: Just shut up, Cara, and let her talk!
Cara: What?!
Brittney: Cara . . . you'll go on with your life, and you'll find other people. I know that. But . . . **cough** try to remember me.
Cara: I won't have to forget you, because you're not gonna die!
Brittney: Yes I am, Cara. I'm too far gone.
Jez: Dammit, Cara, what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO????!!!!!!!
Brittney: Jez . . . I love you, Jez.
Jez: I love you, too, Brittney.
Jez and Cara begin to cry.
Brittney: Go onward. Defeat Tovart. Live your lives. **cough** But never forget me.
Brittney sighs, then passes.
Cara: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mog: Ku-kupo?
~~~Back on the airship~~~
Cara: Is there any way?
Kathy: **looking at Brittney's body** No. She's too far gone. I'm sorry, Cara.
Jez: Damn, Cara. It's all your fault!
Cara: What?!
Jez: If you hadn't of been so obsessed with beating Xiang Lei, we could've helped you, and Brittney would still be alive.
Trey: Jez, it's no one's fault.
Jez: YES IT IS!! It's all her fault! If you hadn't of come along, Brittney would still be here with us! I'm outta this hell hole.
Jez walks out of the airship.
Trey: Jez, wait!
Cara: No. Let him go. He needs some time.
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03-10-2002, 06:34 AM
#272
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03-10-2002, 11:09 PM
#273
Mr. Encyclopedia
***I don't know if Brittney is staying dead. That's the point of FFSupreme. You can do what you want. If you want to bring Brittney back alive, fine. Do it.***
Outside of Norse Castle, the funeral occurs. Cara is crying beside Brittney's dead body. Flagg performs the ceremonies.
Trey: I can't believe she's gone. I can't believe it.
Mog: Kupo, kupo, kupo . . .
Up on a hillside, Jez watches the funeral by himself, out of sight by the group. He cries all night long. In the morning, the group decide to once again, split up.
Trey: So, what do we need to do?
Cid: I'll need some assistance in getting the ship ready.
Cara: I have to go find Jez. I just have to.
Kathy: The Aikido Angel . . . she's our world, but she may be dead. I know it's risky . . . but we have to go back inside the Obelisk. I'll lead the way.
Trey: Okay, so how about the parties like this?
Ship Repairing Party
Cid
Mog
Wedge
Rion
Jez-Finding Party
Cara
Mog
Josef
Elena
Obelisk Party
Kathy
Trey
Erin
Barry
Oh, yeah, I'm thinking that there will be a new addition to the writers. A friend of mine at church might start posting. He read the entire story in ONE NIGHT!
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03-11-2002, 07:16 AM
#274
$*&^(&%
Hey, this is my first post so if it blows ignore it.
~~ON THE MOON~~
Tovart: That damn bitch, how dare she tell my weapons what to do! *Turns to the Scientist* Are the others ready?
Scientist: They have just been completed, sir.
Tovart: Exellent, awake them and have them destroy that annoying bitch, Akido Angel.
Scientist: As you wish, sir.
~~IN THE OBELISK~~
Two eyes flashed on in the Gamma and Ultima weapons, and the eyelids slide open in the Sigma and Omega weapons.
Akido Angel: Oh my this new power. It is far greater than I imagined.
She turns around and sees the newly awakened weapons take their first steps toward her.
AA: Stop, in the name of the Akidos I command you to stop at once. *If that fails then I will fight to my end*
Her breath was wasted. They continued to stalk her. Then all of a sudden they stopped, and got into their attack positions. Before she knew it she was fighting all of the weapons at once.
~Supreme Boss Music~
Alpha, Gamma, Ultima weapons: weak against lightning
Beta, Sigma, Omega weapons: weak against fire
Party:
Akido Angel
Within a matter of minutes she was cornered against a wall. She saw no escape out of it. She knew her death was near.
Beta: Ha Ha Ha, I thought that akidos were a lot stronger than this. I'm insulted.
Then to her surprise they all used their limit break.
**ALPHA BLAST**
**BETA BLAST**
**GAMMA BLAST**
**SIGMA BLAST**
**ULTIMA BLAST**
**OMEGA BLAST**
All of their beams collided with her at the same time, causing a huge explosion and the incineration of the Akido Angel. The explosion was so powerful that the obelisk could not with stand the force and went with the blast. When the dust cleared all that was left were the weapons.
Sigma: And that was a weak blast. Geez, pathetic they are.
Hey, this is my first post. If y'all think it blows just ignore it (which I know y'all will.) Well, I'm the friend of KB incase anybody is wonderin' talk to y'all later.
Last edited by Zyx; 03-24-2002 at 12:08 AM.
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03-11-2002, 04:18 PM
#275
The flying homo!
Recognized Member
Contributions
- Contributions to Eizon project
~~~Kathy's Party arrives at the obelisk~~~
Kathy: *falls to her knees* ......no........
Gabrielle: Kathy............I must.........
Kathy: What, Angel?
Gabrielle: No.....call me by my true name.
Kathy: Gabrielle. What is it?
Gabrielle: I am almost finished. However, rather than simply dying, I choose to bestow my powers upon you. may you use them wisely......
**Kathy gains Akido "Gabrielle"**
Gabrielle: Say a prayer for those gone, and those forgotten. You may......be.........surprised...........
Kathy:.......? I KNOW!!!
Erin: What?
Kathy: Follow me! Let's go to the burial grounds! Trey!
Trey: I think I understand. Bahamut! Get us there quick!
~~~At the burial grounds~~~
Kathy: Everyone, pray! We must have hope! Hope is waht gives Gabrielle her powers!
*Everyone prays*
*A beam of light hits Yang and Brittney's graves*
Yang: E-Erin? Is it really you? Oh Erin! *Hugs Erin tightly*
Brittney: Is Cara all right?
Kathy: Yes, Brittney. Your sacrifice wasn't in vain.
Brittney: Oh, thank you......thank you.
*If anyone disagrees with this, speak now, or forever hold your peace.*
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
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03-11-2002, 11:06 PM
#276
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03-12-2002, 05:19 AM
#277
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~~ON THE MOON~~
Tovart: It is about time she died. I got tired of her saving those worthless brats.
Incubus appears in the room.
Incubus: You idiot. She wasn't suppose to be defeated, you incompitent fool. She was prophesied to be the one to kill Apocolypse.
Tovart: Well, I guess that idea is out the window now.
Incubus: It was no idea. It was a prophesy.
Tovart: Whatever. Why does it really matter any more?
Incubus: I show great respect for the one who prophesied it.
Tovart: Really? Who is this peon that you respect so much?
Incubus: My father.
Tovart: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Gods don't have fathers.
Incubus: Of course we do. We all have the same father.
Tovart: Which is?
Incubus: Master Peon.
Tovart: Hmmm. Never heard of him.
Incubus: He hasn't shown his face in two million years.
Tovart: Well, according to my calculations he is an obsoleate fiend. He has no chance against my weapons.
If he is as old as you say he is than he must be weaker than a flea.
Incubus: How dare you say such things about my father. You shall die for that remark.
At that word Incubus raises his hands and shoots electricity out of his fingertips. Tovart screams in pain at his attack. Tovart's eyes then begin to turn completly black and an orangeish-black flame starts to burn them.
~~SECLUDED PLACE IN THE MOUNTAINS~~
Voice: What a fool of a son I have. *He rolls his eyes*
What shall I do with him. *he turns to a noise in a hallway*
Servent: Lord Peon, is it dusk yet?
Peon: You may go play Mordikai. The sun set an hour ago.
Mordikai: Thank you, sir. *He runs out of the cave and into the night*
Peon: I need to keep a watchful eye on that bloodwraith. You never know what he might do every night.
Mordikai Dracula
Weapon of choice: Claws/Swords
Job: Count/Vampire
Hair Color: VERY VERY VERY dark brown (some might mistake it for black)
Eye Color: The entire eye is black for both eyes
Age: A few years younger than the gods
Personality: A bloodwraith that has lived too long. He became a follower of Peon after he insulted Hades, who drowned his land Transylvania long ago. He has seen many things in his life that he does not agree with, which will cause him to make a drastic choice in his life in the near future.
Peon: *Hears some noise coming from the entrance of the cave* I wonder why he is back all ready?
Mordikai: Sir, er, Lord Peon, there are these six large monsters wondering about destroying stuff. What shall I do, sir?
Peon: *Oh yeah, I forgot to warn him to not disturb those weapons* Nothing that you need to worry your small little head about. Just leave them alone.
Mordikai: Y-yes sir. *Runs back into the night*
Peon: *Back to his water filled cauldron displaying a picture of Incubus torchering Tovart to his death* Doesn't he know that we need him for the future. *He teleports out of his cave to the moon.*
~~ON THE MOON~~
Incubus: You die for insulting my father.
Tovart: Aaaaaaaaaargh.
Peon suddenly appears behind Incubus.
Peon: Leave him be you stupid idiot.
Incubus immediatly stops at the sound of Peon's voice, and turns around to look at his father.
Incubus: F-f-father? Why, I havn't seen you in two million years. What are you doing here?
Peon: Stopping you from making one of the worst mistakes in history. You should know that Tovart is vital towards the revival of Apocolypse.
Incubus: Father, you wish for my brother to be revived and terrorize the planet.
Peon: Oh, yes I do. That is why Tovart must be alive so that he can revive Apocolypse out of that jar.
Incubus: But father, he can't do so. After the sacrifice for the opening of the jar a person of good must open it willingly.
Peon: That is why he has Dax with him.
Incubus: But Dax is dead, he absolutly can not do this if he is within Tovart, sir.
Tovart: Hey, who let the midget in here?
Peon: Hold your tounge. *He makes a motion with his hand, and Tovart gets levitated off the ground with his tounge caught in between his teeth.* I am not two feet tall for nothing, young bloodwraith. *Then he flicks his hand and Tovart gets thrown against the far wall, and knocked out cold.*
Peon: Dax is alive, Incubus. He is on this moon.
Incubus: Oh. ....Bloodwraith?
Peon: The opposite of a human. The creation of the evil gods that is equivalent to a human. All bloodwraiths are evil and do not die of old age. Tovart is a bloodwraith and so are others on this planet.
Incubus: But how can you tell the difference between a human and a bloodwraith? They look alike.
Peon: Bloodwraiths are evil, always evil. But they can make choices on their own and become semi-good.
Incubus: How?
Peon: Wedge is a bloodwraith. Another way to tell a bloodwraith is that all bloodwraiths who are in the military are under the Hades Empire.
Peon: That is enough for this history lesson. If you have any more questions ask Apocolypse. He should know since he is who this is all about.
Incubus: But father I have more questions.
Lord Peon dissapeared into thin air leaving Incubus wasting his breath.
Incubus: I lost his energy waves. I have lost my father forever once again.
*Hey, I gotta cut this short. I'm past my curfew, and I just got caught. Gotta go.*
Last edited by Zyx; 03-24-2002 at 01:18 AM.
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03-12-2002, 07:45 AM
#278
Mr. Encyclopedia
Oh damn, on the parties list, I put Mog on two different parties. Okay, I'm having Mog on the ship repairing party.
~~~AT CID'S PARTY~~~
The group is repairing the ship, like they're supposed to be. Suddenly Wedge falls to the ground.
Wedge: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Cid: What?!
Wedge: Ah, I don't know. I sense a great evil somewhere...I don't know where.
Rion: Hmmmm...
Cid: What?
Rion: Oh...nothing.
Wedge: Something is very wrong somewhere.
Cid: See, I told you we shouldn't be working at night! Look what happens when people don't do what I say?! You have a real problem following orders, don't you?
Rion: Well, I became Emperor when I was 12, so do you really blame me?
Mog: Kupo, I guess not. There was never anyone to tell you what to do, was there, kupo?
Rion: No. For 11 years, I've had ultimate power.
Cid: Well, you don't now, so help him up. Let him rest for the night.
Rion: **sarcastically** Yes, master.
Cid: Hey, I like that. Call me that more often.
Rion: So, what do you think is wrong?
Wedge: It's strange...I feel as if there's something from my past...that's calling me back.
Mog: Kupo, where were you before the Hades Empire?
Wedge: I...I don't remember. I've never remembered anything besides Hades.
Cid: No family, no nothing?
Wedge: No. As early as I can remember, I was growing up in the Hades Academy of Military Arts.
Rion: Strange. That's really strange.
Cid: Yeah. I'm like, 16 years older than you, I remember the dirty magazines I stole from my dad's room when I was 3.
Rion: Oh my God! You read porn when you were 3?
Cid: Hey, a guy's gotta eat, right?
Rion: **laughs** Wow. You're really screwed up, Cid.
Cid: Proud of it.
Mog: Anyway, away from naked women. How do you know that what you felt was evil, exactly.
Wedge: Well...not exactly evil, more just...dark. Painful. I remember it, somehow.
Cid: What can we do to help?
Rion: This Hades Academy of Military Arts...where is it, exactly?
Wedge: It's--- **falls to the ground**
Rion: What?!
Wedge: It's---AAAAHHHH!!! **grabs his head**
Cid: Wedge, what's going on?
Wedge: I want to tell you...but I can't!!!
Mog: Why not?
Wedge: I don't know. I'm not letting myself.
Cid: It's the Hades Empire. They've brainwashed him into not giving away their secrets.
Mog: Kupo, can 't you tell us where it's located near, and we can get it from there?
Wedge: Wait...let's just say that it is DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY not located underneath the Hades Empire HQ.
Mog: Hmmmm...what do you mean by that?
Wedge: It is opposite day, REMEMBER?
Rion: What are you talking about?
Wedge: It's opposite day. The Hades Academy of Military Arts is not underneath the Hades Empire HQ.
Cid: So that means that it is?
Wedge: Y--- AHHHHH!!!
Cid: I think we've got our answer. Now let's stop hurting him and get going.
Wedge: When did we decide we're going there?
Cid: Let's see...about 3 seconds ago. Now get up.
Wedge: Ah...damn. Fine.
Rion: We can't use this airship. I've started remodeling the engine to put the Flare Stone in.
Cid: What? I already did that!
Rion: Oh...well, Cid, you need to remodel the engine again back to the way you had it, then.
Cid: What did you do to it?
Rion: I cut the green wire.
Cid: Do you even know what the green wire does?
Rion: I know it was attached to that spinner thing.
Cid: The fan? Okay, the Engine's gonna overheat when we turn it on. We can walk, though.
Mog: Kupo, shouldn't we wait for the other groups to get here?
Cid: But this is betraying the groups. It's funner that way.
The group begins walking north, to the Hades Empire HQ to learn the secrets of Wedge's past, apparently. Five minutes later, the Obelisk group arrives, now that the Obelisk is destroyed. They see the group's tools still out, even a half-eaten jelly donut beside Cid's work place.
Barry: Dammit, we can't trust them with anything?
Erin: Wait. Maybe they just went for a walk.
Trey: Have you ever known those guys to take a walk? I'm gonna take Bahamut up to look for them. Anyone wanna come?
Kathy: Sure. I'll come.
Trey: Okay. Get on.
Bahamut flies up into the air, but they find nothing.
~~~THE NEXT MORNING~~~
Rion: You know, we're really stupid. You know why?
Wedge: We think we can walk all the way to the blank blank of blank blank without bringing any food?
Rion: Yeah. Exactly.
Cid: I starting eating my hand. That filled me up.
Mog: You started eating your hand?
Cid: Well...no. But it sounded good. Can I eat your hand?
Mog: No. You can't eat my hand.
Cid: **looks provokingly at Rion and Wedge**
Wedge: No.
Rion: Don't even think about it. And you don't have a 50-pound sword on your back to hold.
Mog: Be quiet, kupo. Conserve your saliva. We must...conserve our spit.
~~~MIDDAY~~~
Rion: Dear God...there it is...
Wedge: Really? It's really there?
Rion: Yes...I can see it. Big building...**cough**top 10 floors blown off?
Wedge: Yeah...that's it. Definitely.
Cid: We're finally there.
Mog: Kupo, but how do we NOT get inside the Academy, Wedge?
Wedge: Well...**cough***...we definitely don't go up to the guard and give the password, which is definitely not
"dosage."
Mog: Thank you for not telling us anything, Wedge.
Wedge: No problem.
The ragged group reaches the guard observing the reconstructing of the Hades Empire HQ, now set back in the ground.
Wedge: **cough** Dosage.
Guard: Thank you. What's your operating code and name?
Wedge: My name is...Vicks Talium. My operating code is 6230.
NOTE: I got "Vicks" from the Original FF6 version. That was the original name for Biggs, the officer at the beginning of the game.
Guard: And you other three?
Wedge: These three are my guests. I am using up all three of my alotted guests on this occasion.
Guard: Thank you. You may proceed into the Hama.
They continue past the Gate Guard and down through a cave tunnel in the ground.
Mog: Kupo, who's Vicks Talium?
Wedge: He's an old friend of mine when I was in the Academy. He refused to ever let any guests come, so I used his name and operating code, to make sure that all of you could come in with me.
They continue in the cave for about 10 minutes. They eventually, FINALLY, reach the Academy. It is a huge underground structure, with students all dressed the same, except for Cid, Mog, and Rion. Cid comes up with a plan. They see a commanding officer (his uniform is black, the students' are brown), two normal-weight students, and a very fat student walking toward them.
Cid: Excuse me, we have a problem in the bathroom, sir. Could you help us?
Officer: Yes, certainly.
Three minutes later, the four come back out, dressed in the correct clothes. Since Cid is 45 years old, he has the officer's uniform on. They find a small room to go in too discuss what they will do after they've gotten in.
Cid: So, Wedge, what do we do now?
Wedge: Don't ask me, you're the one that wanted to come.
Rion: Geez...there's something here, obviously, that explains why Wedge doesn't remember anything but this place. There's got to be a memory core of some sort.
Wedge: Okay, we need to find that.
Cid: Wedge, where could we find one?
Wedge: Definitely don't find a door that says TOP PERSONNEL ONLY.
Mog: Kupo, we won't.
The group finds a door that says TOP PERSONNEL ONLY. They enter it. They find a room full of electric equipment.
Cid: **typing at a computer** There's nothing here but electrical information.
Rion: Dammit!
He slams his fist into the wall. A door opens there.
Rion: Wow. That's what you call lucky.
They continue through the hallway behind the door until the finally reach the end. There, they see something so shocking Wedge falls to the ground. Thousands of them. Computers with models of people on them. Then...rows upon rows of them. Nothing but metal bodies. No bones...no nothing. They were having faces implanted onto them. Then skin. Then eyes... then hair. Then student uniforms.
Wedge: Oh bloody God...people are being created here. Does that mean that I was...created...???
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03-12-2002, 08:17 AM
#279
Bounty-hunter
Wedge: i'm not more... than a machine...
Cid: NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT!! so what if you are a machine? you are our friend!
Wedge: Cid?
Cid: yeah?
Wedge: Thanks..
~on the moon~
Tovart: Scientists!
head Scientist: Yes Sir?
Tovart: i need you to build these two things..
*Tovart gives the blueprints and puts on a very very very evil smile*
Scientis: Yes, i'l do it.
*The scientist walks away*
Note: these are Tovarts thougths:
Tovart: (Those idiot Gods! think they can toy with me? we'll see who will be laughing...)
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03-14-2002, 07:51 PM
#280
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03-15-2002, 04:23 AM
#281
$*&^(&%
~~Cid's Party~~
Cid: Well, I guess we will have to deal with that when we get to it. Right now lets look for the main computer.
Wedge: Why?
Cid: If we find the main computer we can destroy it and completly stop this mayham.
Wedge: It might have an alarm, though. Just incase of situations like this.
Cid: We can also use it to see how many they were going to make.
Wedge: After all my experience with the Hades Empire, how ever many they are make shouldn't be a problem for us.
They look for a little bit and Rion finally finds it.
Rion: Hey, I found it.
Cid: Good work Rion.
Rion: Why thank you very much.
Cid punches a few buttons, clicks a few things, and goes back a few times to find a different route, before they finally find it.
Cid: Well, lets see here. Scroll down a little and.... heh there it is.
Mog: Kupo, well how many are they making?
Cid's eyes widen as he reads the number.
Cid: Ho-o-oly sh-sh-sh!t.
Rion: Well?
Cid: Um... uh... well... actually... they are making... um... seventeen... million of them.
Mog, Rion, and Wedge at the same time: HOLY trout.
Wedge: Seventeen million. This is ridiculous. Why would they need that many of them?
Cid: Maybe we pissed them off.
Wedge: How?
Cid: I don't know. Why you asking me? It was only a guess.
Wedge: Well, then lets get this over with and destroy the damn thing.
Wedge draws his gun ready to fire.
Cid: Wait! What about the alarm?
Wedge: smurf the alarm now, man.
Cid: Geez, man, calm down.
Wedge: Why the hell should I?
Cid: Because you are about to do something stupid. And that might get us all killed. Damnit man calm down.
He does so.
Cid: We have to be a little bit more constructive than that. Okay?
Wedge nods.
Cid: Good.
He kicks open a little door underneath the computer, and reveals a storm of wires. He gets down on his knees and crawls in to try to locate the wire to shut off the alarm.
Rion: Isn't that a little confusing?
Cid: Nah, not really.
Rion: But how can you tell? There are one, two, three, four, five, six, *trails of to count the wires silently* eighteen wires to chose from, and all different colors too.
Cid: That's it. Only eighteen wires? That isn't much. Not at all. The hardest case I have ever cracked was about a hundred and twenty or thirty black wires.
Rion: Oh really?
Cid: Yeah. And it only took me about an hour and a half to take care of it.
Rion: Well, its been about five minutes do you got the wire now?
Cid: Well, I'm trying to decide between three wires that might turn it off. Haha, I got it.
Just when he was about to cut the wire he felt something sharp put pressure on his reproductive organ.
Cid: Ahh, ow, God Rion get that sword off of me, those are my balls. I swear if you hurt little Jr. I'll rip yours off and feed them to Mog.
He looks down and sees a spear pokeing him in the sacred spot.
Voice: Get out of there now.
Cid crawls back out and comes face to face with a large man with a huge spear. Cid looks at the rest of the party and sees them surrounded by a large group of Hades Elite officers.
Wedge: Vicks what are you doing? You know I am an officer here.
Vicks (the man with the spear): Yes, I do. And I know that you are also a traitor to the Empire.
Wedge: Well, then why don't you fight me and not worry about the maintenance worker under there?
Vicks: Heh heh heh, don't make me laugh. We found the officer, and students y'all got thoses clothes from naked in the bathroom. Plus, when was the last time you saw an officer doing the job of a maintenance worker? Stand up.
Cid got up, and glared at Vicks. Vicks removed his spear and looked at Cid from head to toe. When he reached Cid's toes, Cid moved fast and punched Vicks in the face which sent him reeling back. Then he jumped over to the Elite officers. He threw them a boack and got his friends out of their bindings.
Rion: Good work Cid.
Cid: No time to talk now. We gotta take care of this and get out of here.
Vicks and five hades Elite officers: Weak against holy.
Party:
Cid
Wedge
Mog
Rion
They fight for a while neither side gaining or losing. Then Vicks stops and walks over to the main computer and presses a few buttons. The party turns around to the sound of a door opening and gas spewing out. And to their surprise about one hundred newly built students already trained for battle march out of the ready room to fight them. Followed by a large group of also newly built Hades Elite officers to help Vicks with his problem. The party drops their weapons, they have no chance against that many trained killers.
Vicks: Looks like I win this bout, Wedge.
Wedge spits on Vicks' face as he is taken away. When they are gone Vicks motions to his highest ranking officer in his group of five.
Vicks: I want the animal and the imporant looking one put to death in the morning two days from now.
Officer: And the other two.
Vicks: Send the traitor to Emporer Tovart tommorow afternoon. And impress the hero in to our engineering squad, now, right this minute.
Officer: But sir he must be a bloodwraith to join the Empire.
Vicks: Well, then initiate him as part of the family.
Officer: Yes sir. As you Command. *A smile forms across his face*
Last edited by Zyx; 03-17-2002 at 11:12 PM.
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03-15-2002, 05:31 AM
#282
Mr. Encyclopedia
(Actually, you said that they are going to make seventeen million. Haven't they already made probably millions? Wedge is 29, so they've already made a lot, and they will continue to make them.)
~~~IN THE PRISON~~~
Wedge: There's a hole in my boat! There's a hole in my boat...
He is alone in the prison cell. Suddenly, Vicks enters the cell.
Wedge: Hello, Vicks.
Vicks: Hello, old friend.
Wedge: So you're a legion commander now, huh?
Vicks: Yep.
Wedge: Guess all of your hard work paid off?
Vicks: I'd guess so.
Wedge: I look at life so differently now. Now that I know that I'm nothing more than a machine.
Vicks: That's right.
Wedge: I was created...for the Empire. I was constructed by an officer, just like the rest of the Hades soldiers. Made to be a bloodwraith. I can't believe I didn't know.
Vicks: Once you make legion commander, you learn. I haven't known for long.
Wedge: But why?
Vicks: I guess I'm gonna have to do some explaining to you.
Wedge: What?
Vicks: Long ago, the Hades Empire was created by the most famous bloodwraith of all: Mordikai. He was created to be the first bloodwraith by the greatest God to ever live, to be a perfect replica of him as a human. That God's name is Peon.
Wedge: Peon?
Vicks: That's right. Peon then, after that, created the five Supreme Gods. They were given positions. Those Gods' names are, Incubus, the Chaos God, Apocalypse, the Death God, Aikido, the God of the World, and Alexander, the God of Good.
Wedge: What about the fifth one?
Vicks: No one knows about the fifth one. Eventually, throughout the course of the Empire, Mordikai left as its ruler. At that point, Incubus created a new emperor. His named was Tovart Pallazio. Incubus did not let anyone know that he created Tovart. He made him evil in order to drench the land in darkness.
Wedge: Why would Incubus want to make the land dark?
Vicks: To make the prophecies come true. In order for Apocalypse to come into the world, the world must already be dark. So the bloodwraiths were created as a grand army.
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03-15-2002, 08:10 AM
#283
$*&^(&%
(Now that you mention it I did kind of overlook that fact. Well, damn)
~~Cid~~
Cid: Where are you taking me?
Left Officer: To become part of the family.
Cid: What do you mean?
Right Officer: You will no longer be yourself again.
Cid: Huh?
Left Officer: Look at me. *He smiles and Cid can see two sharp, white fangs protruding from his top teeth. Cid turns pale at the thought of him being like that*
Cid: But I don't want to be like that, I wanna stay human. I wanna stay me.
Right Officer: Heh heh heh. Sorry man. You gonna learn to like it though.
Cid: No I don't want to, no. I don't want to be like him.
Right Officer: Then be like me. *He takes off his helmet* Don't you think that being a warewolf is so much better than being a vampire?
Cid: *Gasp* Aaahh, you're even worse.
Left Officer: Well you can also be a warlock since you are a male. But then again we are running short on witches. You know we could change the fact that you are a male.
Cid: Huh? Uh, no I don't want to be either of y'all or anything for that matter other than me.
Right Officer: *Helmet back on* Well, since you can't make a decision I guess we will have to choose for you.
Cid: Yuh.... Wait a sec. How came I never saw any creatures in the creation laboratory or whatever?
Left Officer: All creatures are either impressed or born naturally.
Right officer: I was impressed.
Left officer: As for I was natural birth.
Cid: Is there any way to get out of this?
Guard: Fraid not. *They finally reached the door*
Right Officer: This is the last day of your life. Literally.
Left Officer: And the first day of your death. Literally.
He enters the room and to his amazement he finds the place to be covered in blood. To his left are creatures locked in cages. All kinds of creatures: zombies, warewolves, vampires, witches, warlocks, winged demons, regular demons. Every monster that he has read about in his books as a child were standing right infront of him.
Executioner: What would you like to be?
Cid: Myself.
Executioner: Sorry kid, that ain't gonna happen.
Cid: What are you?
Executioner: I am the gateway to your death.
Cid: No, I mean really, what are you?
Executioner: *Takes off his mask* I am a full-blooded bloodwraith.
Cid: Arn't you all bloodwraiths.
Executioner: Yes, but like those officer that brought you, those are creation bloodwraiths. As for me I am just a bloodwraith, no creation about me.
Cid looks at him and sees that he has eyes of flame, a black body, and three clawed fingers, but his face looks like a regular human. He looks the most presentable to the human eye except for the burning eyes. He is a lot better than any creation bloodwraith.
Cid: I choose you.
Executioner: Huh?
Cid: I wanna be like you.
Executioner: What do you mean like me?
Cid: I don't want to be a creation bloodwraith. I'd much rather prefer your kind, a full-blooded bloodwraith.
Executioner: You sure? To become like me is a very hideous process. A lot worse than the creations. Those just bite you or cast a spell and you become one, but I suck.
Cid: If I be come a vampire or a warewolf I will always thirst blood. You don't seem to be that way, you almost seem like a human, except for the eyes.
Executioner: Well, then lets get started.
NOTE: If you have a weak stomach I suggest that you don't read this next paragragh, it is disgusting. If you do and you get grossed out, it is your fault for not taking my advice.
He grabes Cid and drags him over to a tub full of blood. Then he begins to dunk him in it about twenty-five times. When he stoped he can see blood pour out of Cid's mouth, he forces him to swallow, then drags him to a little chair. He then throws him in and straps him up. Then walks over to a little control panel and turns it on. Cid immediatly jolts and freezes. His eyes turn blood red and the blood he drank began to pour out of them along with his stomach acids. The pain was excrutiating. Then after that the Executioner grabs him and drags him over to a small table. He picks him up ten feet in the air and then slams on the stone table. Then straps him up like the little chair, and grabs a little knife. He walks over to Cid and begins to gouge out his eyes until they were hanging out of his sockets. Cid begins to scream even more than before. The Executioner then takes hold of a small torch about the size of an eyeball, and sets it to fire, he walks over to Cid and starts to burn his eyeballs to a crisp. Then he shoves them back into his head. He unstraps him and carries the crying baby over to a stake, and straps him up there, also, so his back is to the Executioner. Then he whips him about thirty times, with a whip divided up into six different whips that have glass and spikes and nails and the sort in it, until he begins to go into shock from loss of blood. Then he turns him around on the stake, and puts little coals around his feet. He pours oil on his feet and the coals, then puts this white powder on his head. Then he sets fire to the oil. Cid goes up into flames, but there are no screams coming from him. The Executioner notices this and puts him out. He knows that Cid is dead. Part one is over, part two now begins. He brings him over to the small table again, and then begins to disect him. He rips open his cheast cavity and begins to throw out his organs and muscle, all he leaves are his bones, which he licked so they can be pure white. He turns around to a counter and grabs a can, he turns back around to Cid and pours the contents into his body. Bugs and disgusting critters begin to pour out and start to eat his bones. The Executioner then opens the can of oil again and pours it out all over the critters, then he sets a fire to them. While the critters burn he closes the cavity and sews it up. He gets the guard and tells him to carry Cid to a cell for him to recuparate so he can go to work. He is now a full-blooded bloodwraith.
NOTE: I'm sorry if this grossed you out, but I did say that it was gonna be gross in my first note.
Last edited by Zyx; 03-16-2002 at 03:40 AM.
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03-15-2002, 08:39 PM
#284
The flying homo!
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- Contributions to Eizon project
~~~With Kathy and co.~~~
Kathy: Oh......*Stumbles*
Trey: Kathy! What's wrong?!
Kathy: One of our own.......has undergone a terrible ordeal........I felt......his pain......
Barry: Who?!
Kathy: I'm not certain, but I think it was........Cid.
Trey: But they were just fixing the ship.
***Suddenly a small moogle appears***
Mini-Moogle: Kupo! Kukupo! Puh po kupo!
Trey: Huh?
*Mini Moogle graps Trey and starts pulling him*
Erin: I think he wants us to follow him.
Trey: Bahamut! I need you!
*Mini-Moogle takes off*
Trey: Follw that moogle! I'll bet Mog's where he's going!
~~~Rion's Party~~~
Mog: I hope Kuma gets there before we........
Rion: Don't even mention it. I heard Cid screaming. I don't want to go through that.
~~~Kathy's Party~~~
Trey: HEY! Hades HQ! How'd they get here?
*They land, and hesitate*
Kathy: I sense a dark force at work. Alexander guide me, I think this is a bad idea.
Erin: NO! One of our teammates is being tortured, maybe even dead, and three others are in danger. I say we go.
Trey: I'm in. Jeez, it feels so cold, though.
Barry: I guess I don't have a lot of choice.
Trey: We need a distraction, though. *A grin spreads across Trey's face* And i think I have just the critter. Draco! *whistles, and a tiny dragon whelp appears* Go in there, and cause as much damage as you can. Stay away from the people in there, though. I don't want them to touch you.
~~~They enter~~~
Trey: It's.....so.....cold. I can't STAND it!
Kathy: We've come too far, and we can't tax Draco too much. So we better hurry.
~~Reach the Chamer where Cid is~~
Erin: Oh my god.......
Kathy: Oh no.....
Trey: Ugh......how could they DO that?
Cid *rises*: Actually, it was rather refreshing.
*All scream*
Cid: Don't be alarmed. Erin, come here, I want to give you a nice......kiss, *Bares his fangs*
Kathy: He's a bloodwraith!
~~~FFS boss music~~~
Cid *undead*
Weak vs. Holy
Absorbs Fire, Shadow and Poison
Party:
Erin (B)
Kathy (B)
Trey (F)
Barry (B)
*Defeat Cid, and he collapses*
Kathy: We haven't much time. Bloodwraiths regenerate quickly.
Erin: Hey, we each have powerful spirits within us correct?
Barry: Yeah....?
Trey: I think I know what you're saying. Our spirits may be enough to break the curse on him, right?
Erin: It's worth a shot.
*.{Dryad, mistress of the forests, revive the will to live*.}
*Dryad hovers above Erin, and a busrt of geen light strikes Cid.*
Barry: *.{Valhalla, guide his forgotten soul back*.}
*Brunhild appears with a shadow Cid following, and settles into Cid's body*
Trey: *.{Bahamut, give him the strngth to thrive*.}
*Bahamut appears, and breaths a gentle red beam on Cid*
Kathy: Gabrielle, queen of the Akidos, free him from this awful affliction.
*Gabrielle appears, and blasts Cid with a beam of intense light. A "Demon" appears, and shatters*
Cid: *coughs* H-how did you guys find me? How did I survive?
Kathy: Just relax. You need to rest after that ordeal. Here, allow me to send you back to the airship.
Cid: O-okay. I need to work on it a bit anyways.
*Kathy claps her hands and Cid appears with a pop, and a puff of smoke*
Trey: One down, three to go!
Many thanks Christmas!
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03-16-2002, 04:25 AM
#285
$*&^(&%
~~Cara~~
Cara: Jez, why?
Jez: You took my only family that cared. I loved her. She was my sister. And you had to go and screw it up by taking her away.
Cara: Well don't you have a mother and a father?
Jez: Ha. Father? FATHER? How can you call that worthless child raper a father of mine? My mother, sheez, she was never around to be with me to care. She was always working because father had too much fun raping children. He never worked at all. I hate him! Mother was nice, but she never spent quality time with me or Brittney. She is no mother of mine either.
Cara: There is a way to bring Brittney back, though.
Jez: So what? I don't want her to came back. She is in a better place now. I love my sister more than you love her, and I know that you want her back. *He spits at Cara* Some lover you are. You want to bring her back into this hell that we live in just so that you can lick her again when she is now in a better place. That isn't how it goes Cara. Yeah, I want her back too, but I don't want her to suffer anymore. If she stays with us she will wish to die again because heaven was so much better than this troutty world. NO! She is not coming back and that is final. I want to be with her as a brother. She was really my only family. I love my family, and I want to be with her. But I have found out that the only way to be with my family, without bringing them back into this living hell, is to end it.
Cara: No. Don't do it Jez. We love you too. You are family to us.
Jez: Anybody who wishes to disrespect my true families happiness is no family of mine.
At that statement he runs off into the woods. Cara begins to run after him but is stoped by Elena. She shakes her head at her to tell her not to run after him.
Josef runs past them into the woods to look for Jez. Elena tries to stop him but is stoped by Cara.
Cara: Why do you wish for Jez to die?
Elena: Because his death is an important key factor in reviving Apocolypse.
Cara: What? Elena your voice? It is different! It is squeaky and scratchy. That's not your voice. Who are you.
Elena: HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha ha ha. I am the creator of all that surrounds you.
Cara: God?
Elena: Oh no. My father has no desire for Apocolypse's revival.
Cara: Then who are you.
Elena: I am the creator of the five Supreme Gods, the Creators of the humans and the bloodwraiths. I am the creator of your planet. I am Lord Peon.
Cara: Peon? What lind of name is that?
Elena/Peon: That is MY name, you stupid human.
Cara: Why would God give you a name like that?
Elena/Peon: He didn't. He gave me a different name, but I disagreed with it. I joined Satan and he gave me my name. Soon I will be come the ruler of all of hell and the planet.
Cara: Satan? That psycho? Why would you want to join up with him?
Elena/Peon: He is no psycho. But I joined with him because I knew that he was going to be terminated soon, he needed a replacement that is where I came into play.
Cara: So you are an angel once like Satan?
Elena/Peon: No I am lower in class than an angel but Satan gave me his powers so now I can create the gods.
Cara: That sucks for us.
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