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    This is what I believe to be all of the akidos so far, but I might of missed some, and correct me if I'm wrong about any.

    Ramuh
    Ifrit
    Shiva
    Aurora
    Christina
    Titan
    Chocobo
    Carbunkle
    Thor
    Uller
    Agni
    Triad
    Yang
    Gilgamesh
    Odin
    Gabriel
    Bahamut
    Leviathan
    Gabrielle
    Brunhild
    Valhalla
    Rosa
    Dryad
    Natalia*
    (Necron**)

    *Natalia was an akido, but she was banished into an abyss by Kathy.
    **Necron was an akido that Zanar brought in (Pg.2) but since y'all ignored his post I ain't gonna count it.

    I haven't counted all of the dragons so that is why they aren't on here.

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    Actually, what I planned for Valhalla was a random "Valkyrie" is summoned, out of 13. Brunhild is the most powerful of them.

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    Okay...looks like Zidoran covered the list of Aikidos...**clears throat**

    In a small chamber, with a window looking out into space, Erin watches as the moon draws ever closer. Trey walks in.

    Erin: Dax...you're there somewhere...I'll find you...I know I will.
    Trey: We will. We have to. I'll die to get him back.
    Erin: You would?
    Trey: Yeah. He's the leader of the Chosen Ones.
    Erin: Oh, yeah, about that...what are we going to do abotu Rion and Elena?
    Trey: I really don't know. It's their own choice whether or not they come...so I can't really stop them. Even if I know that they will die saving the planet.
    Erin: Yeah...I guess...this whole situation is so complicated, isn't it?
    Trey: Yeah...it really is. But it will be over soon enough. Peon and Tovart will die...and Apocalypse will not be released. Even if it means that the Prophecies won't come true.
    Erin: So you don't want to defeat Apocalypse?
    Trey: If Apocalypse is released, then millions of people of our precious world will die. I can't let that happen.

    An alarm starts blaring off. The two rush to the bridge. Cid is piloting the ship.

    Slicer: What the hell's going on?
    Cid: Hmmm...it seems the fortress on the Moon is defending. Looks like we'll have to go into battle. I'll stay here and pilot the ship. There are three robots coming at us, from three different sides. You people go.
    Rion: All right! I'll lead one group.
    Trey: I'll take one.
    Wedge: I never get to lead, do I?
    Group #1
    Rion
    Jez
    Elena
    Group #2
    Trey
    Erin
    Barry
    Kathy
    Group #3
    Wedge
    Mog
    Slicer


    Cid: Go! I'll try and keep 'er steady! Actually, what is the name of this ship.?.?

    NAME SHIP
    Default name: Silverliner (willing to take objections...)

    Cid: Remember to put on spacesuits!

    PARTY ONE
    Rion: Come on, Mr. Robot...come get some!!!
    Robot: INTRUDER ALERT!!! DESTROY!!! DESTROY!!!

    Boss Fight
    Giga Robot

    Party:
    Rion
    Jez
    Elena

    Trey: Whew...that was simple...

    PARTY TWO
    Trey: Ready to die?

    Boss Fight
    Mega Robot

    Party:
    Trey
    Erin
    Barry
    Kathy

    Trey: Hmmm....harder than I thought....

    PARTY THREE
    Wedge: All right, you transistor-eating son of a bitch! Take this!

    BOSS FIGHT
    Ultra Robot

    Party:
    Wedge
    Mog
    Slicer

    The party falls....

    The two surviving parties make it on the ship.

    Cid: Where're Wedge, Mog, and Slicer?
    Rion: I don't know...you think that maybe they lost?
    Cid: I'll zero in on where they fought that robot...

    He zooms in... he sees the Ultra Robot grabbing the party and dragging them off to the moon.

    Cid: Let's go get them!

    The ship reaches the moon, about three miles from Tovart's fortress.

    Inside the prison, a guard comes to the cell holding Slicer, Mog, and Wedge. He opens up the door, and lets Slicer out.

    Wedge: Huh? What are you doing?
    Slicer: Heh heh...I told your group that you were stupid...but no one believed me.
    Mog: Kupo, you were a spy?
    Slicer: Yes...allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mordikai Dracula, the first bloodwraith and founder of the Hades Empire. I had to disguise myself in order to get you up here to Master Peon...so he could destroy you, finally.
    Mog: Kupo, I can't believe this...
    Mordikai: I'm afraid that you must. You have no choice. I can kill you any time that I want to, fools. Your friends will be arriving at any time. Some of your friends are already here...they're actually about three feet away from you. Ha ha! You trusted me...and now you will pay for your mistakes!

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    Wedge: You son of a BITCH!!!!!!!!!
    *Lunges at Mordikai, who grabs him by the throat and tosses him aside*
    Mordikai: Ah-ah-ah. Now where are your manners? One doesn't attack ones host. Now relax. You won't die yet.......
    ~~~Back at the Silverliner~~~
    Cid: Now....how do we get in?
    *A port opens for them to dock*
    Trey: Uhhhh....something's not right. Are they...expecting us?
    Erin: We can't take chances. Let's go. If they're expecting us, we're just gonna have to kick their asses too.

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    *they dock onto the base and walk into it*

    Voice: Welcome! we have been expecting you!
    Trey: Show yourself!
    *a huge robot walks towards them*
    Trey: Not another one...
    Scientist inside of Robot: meet Supreme bot!

    ~FF supreme bossmusic~
    Party:
    Trey
    Member
    Member
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    Boss: Supreme bot

    *note: The robot is kinda like the dragon tank from Chrono Trigger. It has a head that repairs some damage, wheels that power it, a mainbody to atack, but also two generators on top of the head. These have to be destroyed before you can even attack the head.

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    Okay...

    They take out all the parts required (as always) and then continue onward. They immediately find the throneroom. There, they find Peon, Tovart, Incubus, Mordikai, Mog, and Wedge. Erin can see a slight image of Dax inside Tovart's chest.

    Erin: You're there, Dax...
    Trey: It looks like this is just one big family reunion, eh? How about that, eh?
    Peon: Hmm, hmmm, hmmm...You Canadian or somethin', eh?

    The insult goes right over the group's head.

    Barry: Heh...so you must be Peon! I can tell because you'd do great at basketball facin' Dopey, right?
    Peon: Okay, you win win with the jokes that nobody understands. And I'm 1'9" and proud. Anyway...it is time to end this once and for all, it seems. Yes... everyone is here in the same room, finally, once again. Err...actually, we were never in the same room. In this fiasco...which we call life...in which all of you shouldn't exist in...
    Trey: What did you say?!

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    Meanwhile, back at Dr Frankensteins office...

    Dr Frankenstein is fiidling with some test tubes while the old man from before appears behind him. The old man slowly transforms ino Apocolypse. (I used Apocolypse because I dont really know how the story is going so you can change him to someone more suited if you like)
    Apocolypse: Hello Doctor.
    The doctor jumps three feet in the air.
    Dr. Frankenstein: Oh it's you again. Please dont do that again. Would you like to see my latest experiment? It involves some....
    Apocolypse: I dont care for your experiments! Was the implantation successful?
    Dr. Frankenstein: Yes. It was a complete success. Elena and the others will be completely oblivious to the transformations which are occuring in her body as we speak.
    Apocolypse: Thankyou doctor you are no longer needed.
    Dr. Frankenstein: What about my......
    Before Dr. Frankenstein can finish the sentence a bolt of lightning surges from Apocolyses hand and smashes into the doctors body, hurling him into the opposite wall. Apocolypse sets the room on fire and vanishes.

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    Yes, I would think that the name should be changed from Apocalypse. If I'm not mistaken (which, due to past history, I usually am, though) Apocalypse is still sealed away, waiting to be released, correct? So...how about:::
    The old man slowly transforms into...
    a large demon!

    NOTE:::When I first read Dr. Frankenstein, I was thinking it was another idiotic post, like something I would do, but then I remembered about Frankenstein being her doctor.

    ~~~BACK ON THE MOON~~~
    Peon: Yes, I said that you should not even exist.
    [ANOTHER NOTE: Me and Spatty talked about this a 'lil, so once again, I'm open to objections on it]
    Trey: But how?
    Peon: The creation of your world by me...it was all an accident. It should never have happened. It was all a mistake...ahhh...After I created my 5 Gods...the residue created after the brewing of it all formed together...and it created your planet. Apocalypse was meant to destroy your planet. But it had to be sealed away.
    Mordikai: Heh heh...this is all too perfect for my great Lord...the great Aigisssss.....
    Peon: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME BY THAT NAME, YOU SELFISH LITTLE PAWN!
    Mordikai: Yes, master, yes....never again, master...
    Peon: And always, yes, it seems, that this body that I have been placed in....it is not suited for a great ruler like me...

    Peon walks to a large window facing the world and begins a long monologue. (yes, another long monologue). Whilst doing this, Erin runs to Tovart and looks at the faint image of Dax's face. While all the other heroes are looking at Peon, Erin is sucked inside.

    ~~~THE NETHERWORLD OF TOVART~~~
    It is dark and gloomy. Erin is all alone inside a large black space. Except...Erin can see the small outline of Dax way back in the distance. She runs...but Dax comes no closer.

    Erin: Dax! Dax!
    Tovart's voice: Hmmmph, hmmmph, hmmmph...
    Erin: Shut up, you stupid, little, pisshead! I'm tired of you! Just go away, please! Give us Dax back, you faggot! We're tired of being split up! We all need to be together! You were created by Incubus, now trust him! The only way to defeat Apocalypse, in my mind, is to be together! Now trust the Chaos God, your master, and release Dax to us!
    Tovart: It is not me that keeps Dax away from you...it is you...
    Erin: How can it be me?
    Tovart: There are lots of reasons...but you must realize them...yourself...
    Erin: No...I can't...we need Dax to defeat Apocalypse...to prevent his coming, moreso...Our transgressions have cause some of these problems I know, but it is our fanaticism that brings us all together, and our frustration is what allows us to defeat whatever stands in our way! Our determination is always what triumphs in the end, and I know that I will not stand down until Dax is back with us!!!!
    Tovart: Hmmm...your words are very true, lady...very true...and yes, that is the true meaning of our lives, to use our transgressions to push ourselves further. You may have the boy back, but there is still one more you must find, even now, in your midst...Now, go!

    Erin is now close to Dax. He is quivering.

    Erin: Dax...you're here with me...finally...once again

    They hug.

    Dax: Erin....

    They transport out of his body back into the throneroom of the fortress.

    Trey: Dax?!
    Dax: Hello, Trey. Hello, all. I have returned.
    Erin: Looks like we're all back together again.
    Dax: Not quite. Some of our friends are still in bondage, and there is still one more...
    Erin: One more chosen one...here, with us...
    Peon: How DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME SILOQUY! (sp.?) What?! Dax has...returned...my perfect plans for this...gone...?
    Kathy: All gone.

    While guards guarding Wedge and Mog aren't paying attention, Wedge kicks them and Incubus cuts their bonds. The groups all go to different sides of the room, like this.

    THRONE SIDE:
    Incubus
    Dax
    Erin
    Trey
    Barry
    Kathy
    Wedge
    Mog
    Tovart
    Rion
    Elena
    Jez
    WINDOW SIDE:
    Peon
    Mordikai

    Dax: All right, Peon, the party's over. We might have just met, but you treating us all like pawns has gone on long enough. It's time to die.
    Erin: Yeah. You think you're the best, but you're not.
    Wedge: You think you're so sly...

    Alexander comes out of Wedge's body.

    Peon: You!
    Alexander: Ha ha ha ha ha! Holy Judgement!!!
    Peon: Don't think so!

    A barrier forms around Peon, and all the shots are deflected. Dax walks up, and draws out the sword he has. A sword generates and Peon grabs it. They begin a duel. It lasts for awhile, with the groups cheering their respective parties.

    Peon: You can't win. I'm the most powerful thing to ever exist.
    Dax: Ha! Sure you are.
    Peon: AAAAHHH!

    Peon swings and knocks Dax back. Peon creates a forcefield keeping the heroes from helping. Peon walks up, and grabs Dax with one hand. He walks over to a vent, circulated downward into a blender.

    Peon: You fool. You try me, and now you die! I created all of you, just for my plans. You have tried and tried again to outdo me, and it never works! It will never work!

    Erin begins to cry, but then looks at Mordikai. Mordikai looks her in the eye. Then Erin sees the necklace around Mordikai's neck, with the wolf-fang on it.

    Erin: No way...
    Peon: Now, it is time! The elimination of the leader of the Chosen Ones! Ha ha! No one can stop me now! Now, Dax, --- What?

    Mordikai grabs Peon by his nads, keeping him from attacking.

    Peon: What are you doing?!
    Mordikai: I'm not your pawn anymore, Aigis. I'm a chosen one, idiot. That wolf-fang you gave me...that is my gem. I am destined to destroy you.

    Mordikai throws Peon off the peak.

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    GOD I HATE THIS MOTHER smurfING AMERICA ONLINE PIECE OF trout!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Peon stops himself in mid-air with a barrier that he forms around himself.

    Peon: That smurfing idiot. How dare he...... I will most definatly have my revenge on him for going against me. HE MUST DIE, NOW!!!!!

    At that he flies up to the top of the peak so he could kill the stupid chosen ones.

    ~~Good Guys~~
    Mordikai: We must leave now.
    Dax: Why? You just killed that guy.
    Mordikai: His powers are far greater thatn you take them for. They are enormous.
    Dax: Really? Well, he can't fly, I'm assuming, so....

    Dax's eyes widen at a sight that is beyond Mordikai.

    Dax: Maybe we should go.

    Mordikai sees the expression that Dax and everyone else have on their face and turns around. Mordikai's eyes widen as well at the sight of Lord Peon. Horns are sprouting from his smooth, bald head and wings are bursting through his skin. His face is slowly growing a dragon-like snout and his body is turning red.

    Mordikai: Ah trout.
    Barry: What the.....?
    Erin: What is happening?
    Mordikai: He is changing into his pupa form so that he can enter his new body that is being prepared for him.
    Erin: What is that?
    Mordikai: The old body of the now deceased Lucifer.
    Peon: Didn't I say to never call him that from now on. Oh and pupa my ass. This is my larva form that I am turning into.
    Mordikai: Larva?! Then his small form must have been his-
    Incubus: Egg form.
    Mordikai: Yes, yes. No, this is much worse than I thought. His power is greater then even I ever imagined.
    Wedge: I suggest that we run.
    Tovart: Haaa, ha ha, master grow, change, become the greatest master that ever lives.
    Incubus: How could my father have such evil intentions? How could he do such evil things?
    Rion: I think you should think about that later. We gotta run now.

    Everybody starts running toward the hangar. When they get there they see a large spacecraft having the final coat of paint being put on, and to the right they see a large rectangular prism shaped object being shot into space toward the planet. (What is the planet's name anyways). Everyone runs toward the spacecraft and take out the workers that are painting it. Before everyone runs to the spacecraft Dax freezes in his place and becomes paralyzed. No one notices. They begin to board the spacecraft, and Erin looks back and sees Dax.

    Erin: Dax, come on we don't have much time. We must go now.
    Dax: *Through clenched teeth* I can't move. I'm paralyzed.
    Erin: *Oh no, Peon got him.*(Those were her thoughts).

    And as an answer to her fears she hears the sound of beating wings and walls being torn down. Her face turns pale as she sees a twelve-foot dragon come around the corner in the hallway that they came from. It had a short neck and a six-foot long tail, with its spine protruding out of its skin all the way down its back to a large claw that opened up and closed together like a swiss army knife.

    Erin: Oh my God.

    She feels a warm liquid flow down her leg but pays no attention to it. She runs toward Dax and tries with all of her strength to drag Dax to the spacecraft. On the way she trips over a knocked-out worker and drops Dax. She gets up and struggles as she tries to raise him. Then she looks at Peon and sees him clench his tri-clawed fist and open it towards her. From the force of his power she flies back twenty-feet away from Dax, and gets pinned to the ground by Peon's great power.

    Erin: Nooo. Dax!

    Kathy hears Erin's distress and looks out of the spacecraft at them. She sees Dax frozen in place and Erin on the ground struggling against Peon's power. Kathy runs toward Dax, but on the way she glances at Peon and gets a beam of flames in her face.

    Trey sees Kathy fly across the room and hit the wall a half-mile away.

    Trey: Holy trout.

    He looks over at Erin and sees her waving them on, to go and leave with out them.

    Erin: *Screaming* Go. Goooo, Trey. Leave us here.
    Trey:*Screaming* No. I will never leave you.
    Erin: What?
    Trey: Or Dax, or Kathy. We already lost Dax once and it was hell with out him and we are not going to lose him again. And we are not going to lose you or Kathy too.
    Erin: No. I command you to leave.
    Trey: What?
    Erin: *Calm, in a normal tone of voice* Go. Please go. I beg of you to go.
    Trey: But I...
    Erin: Go please.

    Trey could see the look in her eye. That look that a loved one gives when they know that they might die or never return. Trey knows that she loves Dax and will never leave him. He also knows that he loves her too. He loves her too much to let her go unhappy for the rest of her life by taking her away from the man that she loves when he is in a time of need. But then again he loves her too much to live with out her.

    Erin: Please.... please.... go.

    Trey looks at her for a moment that felt like a million years to him. He shakes his head, gets off of the spacecraft, and runs toward Peon.

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    All of a sudden, Rion and Elena come out of a door with Brittney, Cara, and Josef.

    Rion: Hey! You all weren't gonna just leave us here, were ya?
    Trey: (whilst running toward Peon) Can it.
    Rion: Geez...
    Elena: Let's go!
    Rion: This is all so complicated. And to think that I had a choice in this...God...I'm starting to actually think about other people for a change...
    Dax: Dammit, guys...if you weren't so stubborn, all of you would be safe, but now I guess you all have to face this stupid big dragon thing...by the way, are you going to change your name, Peon?
    Peon: No...maybe later, but not now...*shoots a flame at Trey, but he dodges*
    Elena: *leaping up towards the ceiling* Gotta get out of this place.

    She leaps back down onto Peon's neck. Peon swings his head back and forth until she flies off onto a wall.

    Rion: They're getting terrorized over there...my God...I have to do something...wait...*thinks for a second* That's the only thing left to do. I have to do it.

    Rion runs over to Elena's slumped body and mutters something in her ear. She looks up and nods.
    Kathy revives and quickly casts Esuna on Dax.

    Kathy: Come on, let's go!
    Rion: Guys, you'll never make it out...me and Elena are going to stay...
    Trey: WHAT???!!!!
    Elena: We aren't destined to finish this journey. And right here is where our story ends. Right here. Right now.
    Erin: You won't!
    Rion: I've lived my life selfishly...and now I'm going to do the most selfless thing a person can do...PEON!!! BRING IT ON, YOU SLIMY RIP-OFF OF A GILA MONSTER!
    Peon: Heh heh...*blows fire at Rion*

    Rion stands firm, though there are third-degree burns on his body.

    Elena: Hey, Barney? Come attack me! Nanny-nanny boo boo!

    Peon does the same to her. She takes a few steps back, but still doesn't fall.

    Dax: I never even got to meet them...
    Erin: You mean you're actually going to leave them out there?
    Dax: It's their own will...I will not tamper with what they choose to do...now, let's go.
    Trey: Geez...I never thought I would do this...but I agree with Dax.

    The group slowly boards the airship, seeing Rion and Elena being fried to a crisp. The spaceship flies away, back towards their planet (name?). Rion and Elena continue to stand strong. Eventually, they fall to one knee, then they lay down, passed on. The two who journeyed when they knew that their adventure was star-crossed had ended.

    ~~~BACK ON EARTH~~~
    On the airship, the group is looking out into the sky, at the moon. Dax is holding Erin's hand. Trey doesn't pay any attention.

    Trey: He lived a warrior...and died a hero...
    Jez: She lived a disciple...and died a hero...
    Dax: They both died heroes...and we will never forget them...the forging of the Chosen Ones is complete. The only thing left to destroy is Peon and Apocalypse. And we will do it. No matter what.
    Mordikai: No matter what.
    Barry: Hey, new dude, about that...shouldn't we change your name? You have to go through, like, a christening or somethin', right?
    Mordikai: Fine. This name means nothing to me anymore.

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    *Default name: Tyr*
    ~~~In the Hangar~~~
    Dax: A package? Signed by Rion!
    *Reading*
    ~Dax
    If you're reading tis. I never made it back. I realize we never met, and never will, most likely. You must be one helluva guy. These people will do almost anything for you. I guess this is where I get to business. Enclosed is my sword, which is rumored to have been used by a legendary hero. Put it to good use.

    P.S. I think Erin likes you...
    Trey: Rion, you were one of a kind....
    *Dax recieves Angel Bliss*

    ~~FMV
    Dax stands up tall, perfectly straight. Slowly, he begins to rotate, and starts spinning faster, and starts glowing bright white. Suddenly, he grows a set of angel wings, and comes to an abrupt halt. The screen flashes, and he's wearing thick armor, and carrying a large tower shield. Dax takes a couple of practice swipes with his newfound sword, and settles in an attack ready stance.

    Dax: I'll never forget this, Rion.
    Barry: The lord and master has returned! Halleluja!
    Kathy: We all missed you.

    *For the record, I kinda want everyone to change by the end, plz.*

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    Well, actually, I was wondering...who is in Ultimate form and who isn't? Just wonderin'.

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    This is who I believe are in their Ultimate form:
    Dax
    Barry
    Trey
    Brittney
    Jez???
    Cara
    Wedge
    Mog
    I ain't a hundred percent sure about these especially Jez but correct me if I'm wrong about any.

    I'm guessing that Tyr is now Mordikai's name.
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    I personally did Dax, Barry, Trey, and Kathy, I think Mog is. Brittney isn't, as she still needs another catalyst (Like an aromor, or something) and I didn't know Cara and Wedge are.....Not saying they aren't, I just must've missed that.

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    Eveybody are in the hangar discussing what to do next.

    Barry: Hey, what is that up there.

    Everybody looks.

    Dax: Looks like some sorta airship.
    Trey: It's Cid you idiots.
    Dax: What?
    Trey: Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever, sorry.

    It lands and Cid jumps out madder than a hornet.

    Cid: Everybody get your sorry asses out here, right now.

    Everybody does so.

    Cid: Now what was the big mother-smurfing problem? Huh? Why did you have to leave me all alone in the big ass, mother-smurfing piece of trout space for? Huh? trout man, it is smurfing scary up there when you're all alone. I figured that y'all had already left when the place was empty except for... um... Rion and Elena's bodies... ahem... which I got... and when it blew up. Now y'all listen and y'all listen good. Now-- HEY where are y'all going? Don't you go leaving me again. Aaawwwwwwww no I will be listened to...

    Everybody walks inside the old airship looking for Rion and Elena, leaving Cid wasting his breath, except for Dax.

    Cid: But-but-bu-b.... Yeah smurf you too.

    Turns and sees Dax.

    Cid: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax my man. What is up? *Runs over to Dax and slaps him on the back hard, knocking the wind out of him* Man it is nice to see you again. How was hell? Huh? Did it freeze over? Cause I tell you my grandma said that when I first get la---
    Dax: No, it didn't freeze over, Cid.
    Cid: Yeah th-that's what I thought.

    They turn to a scream coming from the old airship.

    Cid: They must of found Rion and Elena. Eeeeeeaaaaaaaagh. It's a disgusting sight to see.

    They see everybody run out covering their mouths and run to the other side of the ship to vomit, except for five. They then see Tyr and Jez come out carrying a piece of charcoal that they claim to be Elena, and Wedge and Trey come out carrying a piece of what they claim to be Rion, who are followed by Barry carrying another piece of what they claim to be Rion.

    Cid: Elena is barely breathing and I couldn't even find the face of Rion on both pieces so I'm guessing that he is deader than a doornail.
    Dax: Too bad I couldn't have met them. They sounded like interesting people.
    Cid: Maybe you will.... someday.


    Note: I'd really prefer it if nobody brought back Rion or Elena because I have an idea for them in the future.
    Go away.

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