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05-03-2003, 03:08 AM
#631
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05-03-2003, 05:23 AM
#632
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05-03-2003, 05:48 AM
#633
The flying homo!
Recognized Member
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- Contributions to Eizon project
Spat's right. This baby's sacred. If you wanna scrap, take it to PM land.
*Erin descends, in very formal wear*
Erin: Enough! I'm NOT gonna have any party crashers!
*Erin grabs a bow, and pulls an arrow from her hem*
Count: Don't waste your time. I'm already dead.
Erin: Oh really....?
*Erin fires her arrow, and hits Count dead in the heart*
Count: See?
*Count slowly starts to disintegrate*
Count: Huh?!
Erin: Holy water. I had a feeling you'd show up. Now begone!
*poof*
Erin: Our monument.....it's destroyed....
Dax: It's a pity.
Trey: Hey Erin...why don't you....you know.
Erin: Huh? Oh! Right. Dryad, help me create a monument fitting of our achievements.
*A bright green flash, and Dryad flies from Erin's body. She swirls about the wreckage from the monument, and a tree begins to grow...and grow, until it is even bigger than the monument. Flowers bloom all around the tree*
Dryad: Erin, you have been very gracious to me, and I thank you for helping me regain my strength. I mow wish to say farewell, though. If you ever need me, don't hesitate to call.
Erin: Now where were we?
Kathy: Ah yes....dearly bloved we are gathered here.....
*flash forward*
Dax: ...I do.
Kathy: I now pronounce you king and queen of the Had-
Erin: No....that name is no longer fitting.
Dax: How about.....the Seraph Empire?
Kathy: Yes, that will do fine. King and Queen of the Seraph Empire. You may kiss the bride.
*Dax and Erin kiss passionately*
Brittney: NOW LET'S KICK THIS PARTY UP A NOTCH!
*Hear a record scratch, and Blink 182's All The Small Things starts to play. Cue a montage of dancing sequences....just for the hell of it.*
The End?
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
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05-05-2003, 03:34 AM
#634
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05-16-2003, 11:20 PM
#635
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05-20-2003, 12:56 PM
#636
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05-22-2003, 02:50 AM
#637
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05-22-2003, 02:33 PM
#638
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