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Okay, but I'm guessing Odin would be a kewl Aikido. That means we can't involve him in the story until the party is strong enough to have an Aikido like that. See what I'm on about? Anyway, this bloody cave...
Erin:Wow, it sure is a dark cave!
Dax:Come on Erin, we don't have the time!
Erin:But....I think we should explore....
Barry:Might be some nice booty in here, mebbe we should check it out!
Kathy:Indeed, it is a mysterious cave.
Trey:C'mon Dax, let's check it out!
Dax:.....oh very well!
Erin:Yay! Thanks Dax!
After exploring the cave with various traps and battles you come to a room with three treasure chests.
Dax:At last, some real treasure!
Barry:Let's just take 'em all and get out of here!
Then, a booming voice is heard
Voice:TAKE ONLY THE RIGHT CHEST, ELSE YOU WILL ALL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!
Dax:Whoa, what was that?!
Then, Barry's eyes emit a very faint light, but only for a second. No-one notices.
Barry:The middle one.
Dax:Barry?
Barry:Take the middle chest!
Dax walks up to the middle chest and opens it. It is empty.
Voice:Fools, you didn't even attempt to discover the correct chest!
A dark figure appears.
Chimera:Die for trying to steal my tresure
~~FF Supreme Boss Theme (something kewl)~~
Chimera-weak against different element depending on which head is in action (A lion, a goat, a dragon and a snake on his backside)
Party-Dax and two other members
I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment in my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment.
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Voice: don't attack the snake! it will counterattack with bio3!!
Dax: who are you???
Voice: mind that!! Attack the goathead with fire, the dragonhead with ice and the lionhead..... try just normal attacks against tha
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~~After Battle~~
Dax turns around to face the figure in the darkness
Dax: Who the hell are you?
A bright light is emitted from the figure, illuminating it, showing the figure to be the Angel of Aikidos
Erin: You again? Are you going to tell us more about what's going on here?
Barry: Sod that, can you tell us which one's got the treasure in?
Trey: Old man, just give up on the treasure, we've got more important things to do...
Barry: OLD MAN?! HOW DARE YOU!
Kathy: Hey, calm down Barry, we've got better things to concentrate on...
Barry: Hmph... "old man"...
Angel: As I'm sure you now know, the Gods have returned to this planet, for better or worse... the evil you have been fighting is far worse than you could have thought, you are fighting against Bill Gates...
Kathy: Bill... Gates... *faints*
Dax: I... It can't be! Anything but him! Dear God no!
Trey: But what is your part in all this Aikido Angel?
Angel: I want to protect my world, and the only way to do that is to help you. Unfortunately, you don't have the power to harness me yet, so I can only give you little bits of information... but I.. We need you to save us all...
Dax: We'll do our best, we WILL destroy Bill Gates! *cheers from the Linux users all over the world*
~~In a galaxy far, far away~~
Final Freak is still walking over the desert
FF: How big is this bloody desert? I've been walking for hours now!
He looks up and sees 3 vultures circling over his head
FF: Great, just great... this is all I need!
Final Freak's attention is caught by a dust cloud on the horizon, which speeds towards him
FF: WTF is that! I... It's Gilgamesh!
Gilgamesh: I have found you now Odin. I want a new sword now!
FF: WTF?! I'm not Odin! I'm just a 14-year-old kid who wanted to screw up a perfectly good story! Why is this happening to me?
Gilgamesh: Don't try to fool me Odin, I know it's you!
Gilgamesh draws Excalipur and swings it at Final Freak, hitting him in the side
FF: Hey, that didn't hurt!
Gilgamesh: Damn stupid mother-:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing piece of sh!t sword! Dammit...
Gilgamesh draws Zantetzuken
FF: Bugger that one's real ain't it?
GIlgamesh: Yes, and now it's time to die Odin!
FF: For the last bloody time, I'm not Odin! Oh sod this...
Final Freak kicks Gilgamesh in the nads and runs away across the desert
Gilgamesh: ...I... I'll get.. you.. Odin!
Gilgamesh collases to the floor clutching his groin
And here's where I'll stay / For ten years and a day
We're on a quest to find hidden treasure / And mystery on The Wild Sea
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~~@ Crystalline Cave~~
Wedge: Yes Biggs sir... who does he think he is? We used to be best friends, but since he got promoted, he's just become a right hard-ass... looking down on me as if I'm not good enough for him... I'll show him!
~~Further inside the Crystalline Cave~~
Dax: Why does she have to be so bloody mysterious all the time?
Trey: Well, this is an FF so it's probably just building up to some big plot twist... you know, the usual stuff
Dax: Yeah, I guess you're right Trey...
Kathy: Sssh, you two! I can hear some one coming!
The party slink backwards into the shadows
Wedge: Ordering me about like that... "You will do this," or "You will do that," or even "You must kiss my arse." It's so demeaning! I mean, I'm at least as good as he is, he just took all the credit for our work... all because his name is first alphabetically... some people get all the bloody luck...
Sneaking out, Dax comes up behind Wedge and wraps his arm around Wedge's neck. Barry stands in front of Wedge, lighting the cavern up with a small ball of flame
Barry: Where you sent here to try and stop us from finding the princess?
Wedge: Ye... Yes! But I don't want to be part of the Hades Empire anymore!
Dax: You want to join us instead?
Wedge: Well... not really, but I'm willing to sell information to you
Trey: What kind of information?
Barry: Sod that, how much for the information?
Wedge: Not much... just protection as far as Angel's Gate, the only sanctuary left on this planet...
Barry: Well, as long as it ain't money, I couldn't care less, so done! Now give us the information!
Wedge: How do I know you'll take me there if I tell you my info now? I'll only tell you once we get to Angel's Gate
Dax: Dammit! Can't you just trust us? We are the good guys after all...
Erin: Just leave it Dax, let's just give him what he wants and then get on with our job...
(I've left one BIG idea for a plotline hanging there... can you guess what it is yet?)
And here's where I'll stay / For ten years and a day
We're on a quest to find hidden treasure / And mystery on The Wild Sea
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Dax:Okay, from one cave to the next, where is the crystaline cave?
Wedge:It's north of here, in the icy lands of Neon. Very few monsters are there due to the cold.
Dax:I thought you wern't going to tell us any secrets until we reached Angel's Gate.
Wedge:Well, from there you can get to the gate. Then as I said will tell you the secrets.
Kathy:.............
Trey:Something wrong Kathy? You seem down
Kathy:Nothing, but thanks for your concern
~~Later~~
Wedge:Through that forest, then you reach the Neon wasteland. Rumors are that a city is there, but the snow makes it invisable to see.
The gang enter the forest....
Dax:What is in here?
Wedge:I can't say
Dax:What? Why?
Wedge:I don't want to make you angry
Dax:What is in here dammit!!??
Wedge:You won't like it
Dax:WHAT IS IT?!?
Voice:Kupo
Dax:..............
Wedge:I told you you wouldn't like it
Dax:bleeding b@stard moogles?!?!!? NOOOO!!
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In the icy wastelands of Neon...
Dax:We'll never get to the Crystaline Cave in this weather
Wedge:It's like this 24/7. There's no way we'll make it.
Then a moogle comes out of the forest....on a chocobo!
Mog:Kupo, this will take you to the city Kupo.
Dax:Hey, this one can talk
Mog:Kupo, yes kupo. The other kupos hate me. Can I come with you Kupo?
Dax:No!!!!
Erin:Of course you can!
Erin huggles Mog
Dax:Pah!!
The Gang get on the chocobo and look for the city...
~~Chocobo Theme~~
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~~Beat Chocobo~~
~~Barry Gains Akido Chocobo~~
*Can summon Chocobo on the world map @ 1/8 of Barry's Max MP. Open to debate.*
Dax: A chocobo. It's......kinda cute.
Erin: It stinks.
Dax: Look at it's eyes. You can't hate it.
Erin: It reeks.
Dax: Come on. Hop on it.
Erin: It is absolutely rancid. There is NO way I'm getting on.
Dax: Either that, or I'm leaving you behind.
Erin: Time's a wastin'! *Hops on*
~~After a while of aimless wandering~~
Trey: S-s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold. C-can't go on. *Collapses*
Erin: U-ugh. *Down*
*Barry, Kathy and Wedge collapse*
Dax: H-huh?
Mog: Wake up! Wake up!
*Glitters on everyone*
Erin: It's warm...
Moogle: The Crystalline Cave, right?
Dax: Weren't we just there?
Wedge: It was an illusion created by Tovart.
Dax: Ah.
Moogle: Just follow me! I saw a girl go there a little while ago.
Barry: So what're we waiting for?! Let's go!
~~Finally reach Crystalline Cave.~~
Erin: It's so beautiful...
Wedge: Be on the lookout. This place is crawling with monsters.
~~Reach the depths of Crystalline Cave~~
Dax: The girl! She's cornered by the dragon...!
Erin: Charge!!!!
~~Fight Crystal Dragon~~
~~Trey gains Akido Crystal Dragon~~
Trey:.........
...........
Phoebe?! Is that you, Phoebe?!
Princess Pheobe: Uncle Trey! I thought you were gone for good.
Trey: Nah. Alive and kicking.
Dax: Wait you know her.
Trey: She stumbled upon my glade a few months back. Ever since, she came by periodically, and I taught her the way of the Dragon. Really, I doubt if the Dragon was going to hurt her. Phoebe, your father is very worried. I have to bring you back.
Phoebe: Okay! Let's go.
~~~Reach Castle Norse~~~
King Norse: Phoebe! My precious Phoebe. Oh how can I ever repay you?
Barry: *Mumbles* Cash or credit...
KN: Pardon?
Dax: We aren't in it for the money, sire. *Glares at Barry*
KN: Nevertheless, please rest. I imagine your ordeal has left you drained.
~~~Sleep~~~
~~~Trey's Dream World~~~
Trey: Where am I? I'm...alone?
*Hear a sound in the distance*
Trey: Who's there?
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**Nothing to do with story**
~in the meanwhile, in a galaxy far away~
Hey, maybe we should put a ninja in this story somewere. And again, for the ones that did not read my exscuse for :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing up this story what i honestly don't wanted: I'm sorry.
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Then, a yellwo submarine flys past...
John:Hey Final Freak, why so glum?
FF:I just want to have some friends
Paul:You can get by with a little help from your friends
Ringo:Yeah, friends are the best!
George:You got to love your friends
The Beatles fly away singing the friend song
FF:But that's the whole bloody point, I have no friends.
The Beatles in unison:#He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody!
Paul:I love making people feel happy!
FF:I'm not HAPPY!!! D'AGGGHHHH
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~~Outside Norse Castle~~
Dax:Finally we can get to the Angel Sanctuary!
Wedge:Indeed!! My dream will soon come true!
Kathy:If it wasn't for these fire armlets the king gave us we would not reach the sactuary.
Barry:Pah, I thought they were gonna be Fire nullifiers. Not some poxy wind deflector.
Erin:Be grateful Barry. Without these we could not continue.
So the gang finally heads to Angel's Sanctury...
Wedge:There it is!! Look, you can just make it out!
Erin:Finally, we're here!
They ride up to the sanctuary, but...
Wedge:It's ruined. All ruined!!
Kathy:The whole place has been burned down!
Barry:Damn them....
Dax:We must find out who did this!!
~~Other side of the Ruin~~
Biggs:Bah haa haa! Burn! Burn everything!!
Elite Troop:Sir, the enemy has been sighted over there!
Biggs:Hmm...looks as though Wedge failed...
Elite Trooper:Sir, Wedge is leading them here!
Biggs:What?! He betrayed us!! Wait... he couldn't have. He didn't know we was to burn this place....
Elite Trooper:Your orders sir?
Biggs:..........Kill him. And the others.
Elite Trooper:Yes sir
Dax and the others run up the rubble to Biggs and the Trooper....
Dax:You?!
Wedge:S-s-s-ir?!
Biggs:Pah, I thought I could trust you Wedge
Wedge:Not any more! This is revenge!!
Biggs fires a plasma ball from his wrist and knocks Wedge out cold.
Biggs:I'm sorry Wedge...
Dax:You'll pay for that!!
Then the large airship we saw at Tranquille flies overhead....
Biggs:Unfortunatly, I don't have time to deal with you
Biggs chants some latin and grabs a hold of the rope ladder.
Dax:Come back here!!!
Then the ground starts to shake, and a skeleton of a dragon appears from under the crust
Dax:what is THAT?
Trey:The Crystal Dragon....that Biggs killed it.
Kathy:That explains why we did not encounter it!
Trey ponces ontop of the dragon...
Trey:I must send this back to the afterlife. Let me do this alone...
~~FFSupreme Boss theme (something kewl)~~
Undead Dragon:Weak against Holy, Fire and Cure
Party:Trey
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**Beat undead dragon**
Biggs: %$&%^*&! how did he do that?????
Tovart: Biggs!!You screwed up again!
Biggs: I'm sorry sir....
Tovart: Maybe we should punish you by sending you into the void, by that Final Freak...
Biggs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anything but that!!! I wont screw up anymore! Just don't send me to that.. that, Freak!! Kill me or something!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
~In the meanwhile ( Yes, you know where....)
Final Freak: WHAT is so worse about me! I do have friends! (Didn't thougth that did you?)
Odin: There you are Gilgamesh!
Final Freak: Not that again!! (damm i must be braindead or something.. im making fun of myself....):freak:
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~~~Elsewhere~~~
Trey: I....killed another Dragon....
*An aura glows around Crystal Dragon*
C.Drgn: Crystal is the purest of all gems. A necromancer cannot totally corrupt me, just control me, until one such as you defeats me. I thank you for releasing me.
*NOW Trey gains Crystal Dragon Akido*
Kathy: Let's go in and see what's left.
~~As they enter~~
Mysterious Voice: Kathy? Is that you Kathy?
Kathy: What the?
Mysterious Voice: I am Carbunkle. the Akido Angel sent me to protect you.
*Kathy gains Akido Carbunkle*
Barry: Wait, hold the phone. I am the only one that has the Summoner's Ring. How come you and Trey can get Akidos too?
Trey: My tribe, or the Dragon Tribe, at least, have had a rapport with Dragons for centuries. As for Kathy, though...
Kathy: Honestly, I have no idea. Now lets go.
~~Reach the Altar of the Angel~~
Angel: I haven't much...time. Seek out....the sorcerer....who draws one's strength....out...as....a....physical, tangible object.......Only then....will you have the power to defeat Incubus.
*Poof!*
Dax: I heard of a magician who can create gems from a person's aura. Maybe that's what she's talking about.
Trey: Let's get outside. Maybe Green Dragon can fly us there.
*Outside, the call Green Dragon*
Trey: So where to?
Dax: A town called Argus.
*Fly to Argus*
Barry: Let's check in at the inn.
~Enter the Inn, and see a cinematic of a beautiful dancer performing an elaborate dance, when suddenly...~
*A wall crashes down*
Biggs: My master gave me one last chance. I SHALL NOT FAIL!
*KO's Trey, Erin, and Wedge*
Dax: Barry, Kathy, come on.
~Fight a while, neither side gaining much of an advantage.~
Dancer: Don't! Hurt! My! CUSTOMERS!
~Beat Biggs~
Dax: Where'd you learn to fight like that?
Dancer: Oh, you know. People come from around the world, so I pick up a few things. So what brings you here?
Kathy: We're here to meet the magician, Chyaz.
Dancer: OH! I know where to find him. Just let your friends rest up, then I'll lead you to him. By the way, my name's Brittney Cher
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Name: Brittney Cher
"Job": Singer/Dancer
Weapons: Dancer items (Ribbons, Fans, etc.)
Age: 21
Eye Color: Violet
Hair Color: Blond
Personality: A vibrant upbeat young woman, Brittney has the potential to be an excellent warrior, but prefers to sing and dance. As for her overall personality, think Selphie Lite (Like Selphie, but not NEARLY as annoying)
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