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In a far away galaxy or whatever...
Cloud_of_Midgar:You're a n00b? why didn't you say so!
The Beatles return in their submarine...
John:Get him boys!
The Beatles tommy gun FF down.
FF:Why....I just wanted to make the world a better place....*dies*
CoM:Death to all who impede my revival!!
Back in the real world, or the ficticious real world....
~~Tovart's Fortress~~
Biggs:I'm sorry I failed you sire. It will not happen again!
Tovart:Nonsense. You destroyed the Sanctuary. That was the only objective I gave you.
Biggs:Thank you sire. You are most forgiving!
Tovart:The Emperor is coming soon. Make sure all the troops are ready.
Biggs:As you wish!
Biggs leaves the room
Tovart looms over the portal...
The portal shows the image of the Dax and the others.
Tovart:Excellent! With the sanctuary gone I once again have contol over Barry! Soon Dax, your soul will be mine!!
~~Back with Dax and co.~~
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What the hell are you talking about??? Oh, and i teleported myself just into safety. And i got something for you:
Death to all who hate newbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beatles: Let's get CoM!!!!!!!
CoM: Nooo, i just wanted to destroy all newbies!! Don't hurt me! I'll do anything!!
anyway to get this story along:
Barry: I don't feel so good....
Dax: Should we stop over?
Barry: No, i can remove the thing that makes me sick by myself....
**Barry attackes Dax**
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*Defeat Barry*
Barry: UwaaaaAAAAAUUUGH!
*A Black Opal falls off the Summoner's Ring*
Dax: It's shining, but there's no light...
*A Black "Flash"*
Tovart_Soul: I was sent to spy on you. However, since you decapacitated my host, and discovered me...
~~Fight Tovart_Soul~~
You beat him, of course.
Barry: Uhhh.......where the hell am I? What's going on? Whhy does my *$!#%§È head hurt?
Dax: You.....don't worry about it. Now on to Chyaz's place. Lead the way, Brittney.
~~Chyaz's place~~
Chyaz: Oh my, oh my! Such strong auras! This will be interesting. For a mere price of 10000Gil, I'll draw a gem suiting your powers.
*For Trey:
A master of Dragons, your gem can only be the aquamarine
*For Barry:
Hardly a minion of darkness, but a soul of shadows nonetheless. An onyx suits you well.
*For Erin:
A maiden suited better to nature than most, you must be an emerald.
*For Kathy:
A spirit of untainted purity. Crystal all the way.
*For Brittney:
Despite your easy going exterior, you are a warrior through and through. I bestow upon you the ruby.
*For Dax:
Oh....my....god! Such POWER! You are the first I have ever seen deserving of the moonstone.
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~~Tovart's fortress~~
FMV
We see Tovart's face. It starts out as a grin, the turns to a look of horror.
Tovart:Gghhhhaaaggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tovart picks up a chalice and throws it at the wall. It shatters
End FMV
Emperor Frahma enters
Frahma:Tovart! Have you gone quite mad?
Tovart:Sire. You are early
Frahma:Yes, thought I'd pay you a surprise visit...
Tovart swifly glides behind Frahma and puts his hands around his head
Frahma:Tovar.....UGH
Tovart pops Frahma's head out of it's socket with such ease it made Tovart laugh.
And boy does he laugh! For you see dear readers, Tovart has become the new Emperor of the Hades empire
Tovart:Heh heh heh, soon Dax, soon...
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~~~Back to Dax & Co.~~~
Dax: I got a chill...
Barry: Never mind that now. Let's go to Angel, and see what we do with these gems.
~~Fly to Angel Sanctuary~~
Dax: Angel! Hey Angel! We got the gems!
Angel: Now, once you become strong enough....
Erin: *aside* Like we haven't heard THAT before.
Angel:...you will be able to become more powerful than you ever imagined.
Dax: Well, to take on the gods, we're gonna need all the help we can get. What do we have to do?
Angel: Only those pure of heart, and clear of conscience cane harness these powers. You must clear the skeletons from your closets, or else, you will never break the barrier of your current forms.
BTW, to everyone else, PLEASE add some characters. I want this to have LOTS & LOTS of characters.
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~~That night, around a campfire~~
Erin: So what skeletons do you lot have in your closets?
Dax: I must avenge Yang's murder... and find out who killed his wife... and rescue his daughter! Damn... that's a lot! I think I'll save mine until last then...
Barry: I must find out who I truly am, for I don't think I'm completely human... *Draws back his hood, exposing his black eyes with red irises* I'm yet to see a single human with eyes like these...
Trey: I must unite my two clans as my parents once tried to do themselves
Brittney:I need to reconcile with my family... we parted in bad spirits when I left to follow my dream of being a dancer
Kathy:... I have nothing...
Erin: Nothing? Surely there must be something?
Kathy: No... nothing
Erin: I think it's about time us two had a girly chat *drags Kathy off into a clearing away from the campfire*
Kathy: Wha... what do you think you're doing?
Erin: I've seen the way you look at him! Don't even think about trying it coz' he's mine!
Kathy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Erin: Yeah right... I'm not stupid, I can see it in your eyes right now! You're not as pure as everyone thinks you are, are you? I know what you're thinking... trust me, I've been there. There's nothing we can do about it though, just promise me you'll wait until all of this is over before trying anything with him, or I will hunt you down and skin you alive...
Kathy: Why don't you go after him?
Erin: It... it'd never work... I'm just a little sister to him, nothing else... we can never be... it's just fated that way... Promise me, or may the Gods help me now, I'll see you never, and I mean NEVER have a chance...
Kathy: I promise...
~~Later that night~~
Dax: What did you and Kathy talk about last night?
Erin: Nothing really, just girl-stuff y'know... nothing you need to worry yourself with
Dax: "Nothing to worry yourself with"? When Kathy came out of that clearing, she was as white as a sheet and shaking like a leaf... whatever the hell you said, it scared the crap out of her! Hell, I'm not sure I even want to know what it was you did!
Erin: Trust me, you won't have to worry about it... *mutters*at least not yet...
~~The next day~~
Dax: OK, where are we going first?
Brittney: Mine should be the easiest so lets get that over and done with. We need to go to Goodwin where I was brought up.
Dax: OK, 'nuff said. Trey, you know what to do
*Trey summons Green Dragon and the party climb on, flying to Goodwin*
Brittney: Just follow me, I still know this place like the back of my hand *Brittney leads the party through the streets where people stop and stare at her, whispering to each other* Seems like I'm still recognized around here... well, here we are... could you please wait outside? *Brittney enters house alone*
Man: Wha... Brittney? Is that you?
Brittney: Yes Jez, it's me... it's been a while!
Jez: What the hell are you doing back here? Mum and Dad will freak if they see you!
Brittney: That's why I'm here... it's time I faced them after all these years...
Jez: That really ain't gonna help at all...
Man: What's going on here? We'll have no trouble here! Bri... Brittney?! How dare you come back into my house! GET THE :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: OUT!
Brittney: Hello to you too father...
Dad: Don't take that tone of voice with me little girl, you gave up your right to even talk to us when you left all those years ago... I told you what we'd do, but you went ahead and did it anyway!
Woman: Brittney!!
Dad: Quiet woman! Just get back to the cooking!
Brittney: That's right Dad, the women can never do anything that could possibly go against your wishes! We're all so silly and useless at thinking for ourselves! Goddammit, just look at yourself! You disgust me! To think you're my father... hell, to think you're anybody's father is to give humanity yet another reason for extinction... you're a disgrace to men all ver the world!
Dad: *mutters ominously* How dare you talk to me like that, *voice quickly rises in volume* you little BITCH! *Swings a slap at Brittney, but she ducks and grabs him by the balls*
Brittney: Now you try to strike your own daughter? How dare you?! *Punches him in the face, knocking him over*
Mum: Leave your father alone! He's done nothing wrong!
Brittney: Nothing wrong? NOTHING WRONG?! You all knew what he was doing to me all those nights, yet you never did a damn thing to stop him! Now I know why... "He's done nothing wrong!" Raping little children is perfectly fine then is it? I ought to :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing well kill the fat bastard now... but that wouldn't be justice... that'd be doing humanity a big favour but I'm not a murderer... I'm ust here for one thing... my teddybear... GET ME MY TEDYBEAR NOW YOU FAT BASTARD OR I'LL CUT YOUR :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING BALLS OFF!
*Dad staggers to his feet and lumbers off into a backroom. He quickly returns clutching a mouldy-looking teddybear*
Dad: Here, take the :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing thing and get the hell out of here! I don't want to see you here ever again!
Brittney: Jez, Mum, are you going to stay here with this pig or are you going to lead your own lives?
*a silence descends over the room*
Mum:... just leave Brittney, just leave...
*Brittney turns around on her heel and walks out of the house*
Dax: So how did it go? I heard raised voices in there, but I figured you could handle yourself...
Brittney: Thiings are just peachy now... lets get the hell out of here and have some damn fun!
~~In a galaxy, not so far, far away~~
FF: Heh, now I've beaten up both Odin and Gilgamesh, AND watched the Beatles beat the sh!t out of Cloud, things are finally going my way!
*A giant space anus lands on Final Freak, absorbing him into itself, and then farting him out into the middle of a cesspit in Moria*
FF: Bloody hell, it smells a bit in here! Where the hell am I?
And here's where I'll stay / For ten years and a day
We're on a quest to find hidden treasure / And mystery on The Wild Sea
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Jez: Wait!! I am going too!!
** Personality Jez**
Weapon of choice: Knife: The assasin.
Job: Black mage.
Age: 24.
Hair Colour: RedEye colour: blue/green.
personality: He is kinda like Kathy
~far away blabla
~Voice: it's me Quistis! I want revenge, cause you called me ugly!!
Final Freak: Finally my chance to kill her!! Yes!!!!
**FF draws masamune and slices truh her body*
FF: Yes!! It's getting better all the time!!
** teleports to real world**
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If I may, Final Freak...
Jez Cher
Same, except
"job": Time mage/White mage
Weapon of Choice: Clubs/Scepters.
Gem: Cat's Eye.
*On Green Dragon*
Trey: So where to next?
Barry: I...think I'm next. I remember a mountain... and seeing a red glow.....
Erin:....hmmm.....Freya's Peak!!!
Dax: All right! Let's go!
~~Freya's Peak~~
Dax: Familiar Barry?
Barry: Yes....but it answers nothing. DAMMIT! *Punches the wall. It cracks into a door*
~~Enter the depths of Freya's peak~~
*Everyone (Who, BTW, looks like Barry) says he should see the elder*
Elder: Barry! My stars, I thought I'd never see you again...
Barry: Huh?
Elder: You were sent from here...
Barry: Yes?
Elder:....on a mission...
Barry: Yes. yes?
Elder:...to infiltrate, and ultimately destroy mankind. Now dispose of the pitiful....humans.
Barry: N-no, this is impossible. NO! I won't!
~~Fight the Elder~~
Elder: Excellent... Angel was right.
Barry: Wha...?
Elder: She said for me to test you to seeif you were really honest about this. She said it was hardly necessary, but still standard procedure. Still, I AM happy to see you, my son
Barry: YOU MEAN YOU WERE :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME?!?! Waitaminit. D-dad?!
Elder: Yes. I see you are adept in the black arts. It should prove useful on your voyages. Here. This is a staff I used when I was your age.
*Fallen Angel
~NECESSARY for Barry's Transformation.
Ups all Black Magic strength
~Exit Freya's peak~
Jez: You know, Dad has been really sad since you left.
Brittney: So...? He's still just the same belligerant asshole he always has been.
Jez: Maybe you should just go back. This time, just TRY to be civil.
Brittney: Okay. I'll do it for you. And mom. You know, she was the only sane soul I ever hjad in my life.
Jez: HEY!
Brittney:What, did you think you were normal or something? Come on.
Trey: Hey! Enough with the family moment! Hop on!
~~Climb aboard Green Dragon~~
*So let's see. Brittney was tested for Forgiveness, and Barry for his reliability.*
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Biggs: Not so fast!!
Erin: Not you again....
Dax: why don't you leave? you'll probaly lose again..
Jez: Who the :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: is he????
Biggs: I will not lose this time!! Bring it here!!
**a large robot appears**
Biggs: Presenting Gatesweapon!! The most powerful weapon that runs on Windows!!
Barry: Damm, we are not strong enough to beat a weapon!!
Biggs: Now enough talked! And it's general Biggs!! Fire!!
**nothing happens**
Biggs: Why don't you fire??
Controller: Sir, it says there is a fatal error at 53543000E!
Biggs: Damm!Guess we just have to fight them ourselves...
**FF supreme Biggs boss theme**
Controller&Biggs
**beat Biggs and Controller**
Biggs: (&*&)(^(*&! We will run for now!! And controller?
Controller: Yes sir?
Biggs: Remind me to kill Bill Gates!!
Controller: yes sir!
**Party blocks Biggs and Controllers way**
Dax: How did you become a general?
Biggs: Emperor Tovart was in such a good mood....
All: Emperor Tovart?????????????????!!!!!!!!
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~~Soon...~~
Trey: This is bad... Bad guys and absolute power do NOT mix. We have to act. FAST!
~~Goodwin~~
Brittney: Dad? Dad! I want to talk to you.
Britt's Dad: So you've finally come crawling back.
Brittney: (I don't need this.) Dad, just try not to get mad now.
B's Dad: WHY NOT?! YOU LITTLE WHORE! YOU HUMILIATED ME! I OUGHTA...
*Swings at Brittney when Trey intercepts*
Trey: Don't.
B's Dad: Or what?
Dax: Trust Me. He's not the type you want to make mad.
~~~Some time later~~~
Brittney: I'm still mad at you, you know.
B's Dad: Look, I can't undo what I did. But please. I'm begging oyu to forgive me.
Brittney: Well, every girl needs a daddy to mooch cash off of. Come here.
*Hug!*
B's Mom: Oh, this is wonderful. OH! I almost forgot! Here, I was going to give this to you as a wedding present, but since it's owhere in the near future...
Brittney recieves Aura Ribbon
NECESARRY to upgrade Brittney.
Randomly casts Stop/Slow
~~~Back aboard Green Dragon~~~
Erin: So, Jez, what do you need to do, to "clear your conscience?"
Jez: Huh?
Erin: in order to use you gem, you must clear your heart and mind. In other words, make amends for past wrongs.
Jez: I.....don't really know.
Trey: Anyhow, we're here.
~~On the ground~~
Barry: so where exactly is "here."
Trey: My home. The Phoenix Clan encampment. The Dragon Clan is just over that ridge. Both were in beautiful country, until Tovart's vile presence corrupted it. Now....
*gestures to several dead trees*
Trey: Anyhow, in order to do this, we need to free my people from Tovarts grasp. Now come on.
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***Norse Castle***
Dax: We made it! Flagg show us the Akido.
Flagg: Very well.
~Walk through several winding corridors to find an Akido, fading *literally* fast. The Akido is a woman dressed in green, with large green wings~
Akido: I am Dryad, mistress of nature in all it's splendor. Flagg? Oh is that you? *Walks towards him, but stumbles* Please. Did you find a suitable vessel?
Flagg: I hope so...
Barry: Wait, WE'RE the vessels? No WAY I'm gonna let something possess me.
Dryad: Oh, no. I won't "possess" you. I'll just inhabit your body. You'll not even know I'm....there. Oh. I'm...getting weaker. You...*points to Erin* I choose you.
*In a rustle of leaves, and flower petals, she rushes into Erins body*
Trey: So how does it feel?
Erin: Warm...
*Dryad: Beware! I sense an evil presence!*
Erin: Guys, we got company!
*Biggs, and Tovart enter*
Tovart: So Dryad found her vessel, huh? Wel, VESSEL, you're coming with me.
Erin(?): NO.
Biggs: Whoa!
Erin: I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO HARM MY VESSEL!
Tovart: Enough of this idle chatter.
~~Battle with Tovart~~
Party: Erin (B)
Basically, Erin and Tovart exchange blows until...
Erin/Dryad: ENOUGH!!!! I WILL END THIS!
*Nature's Lore*
Tovart: Ugh...This is NOT the end.
*poof*
Erin: Whoa! That was great! Just the feeling of power coarsing through my veins I...Oh Dax, I was scared.
Dax: Don't worry, I'm there for you.
Erin: Now, let's get back to the Phoenix Clan.
*Back on the surface*
Trey: Green Dragon was a little tired, so I called my Red Dragon. Hop on!
*Headed for Phoenix Ridge*
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Tovart: I will not let you go, nor will Choas God!!!
**a large storm begins**
Trey: Hold on!!!
** Red Dragon falls**
Dax: ow, my head.
Trey: now we can't get to the phoenixclan...
Jez: Wait a minute i know this place!! This is Cid's place!
** Jez looks at a large building**
maybe he can help! He can build airships that can go through suchs storms!
Inside.
Jez: Anybody here?
Voice: Hello!
** a man walks to the party**
I am Cid what can i do?
Dax: Can you make us an airship?
Cid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARgh!! They always ask that, but pay me?NOOOOOOOOOOOO, they don't!!! I only do it if you pay me 123589735823 Gp!
**dax looks at barry**
Barry: o no!! Not MY money!!
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