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'Scuse me? I don't wanna sound like an asshole, but have you even READ the last, ohhh...7 PAGES? Yang's dead for starters.
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'Scuse me? I don't wanna sound like an asshole, but have you even READ the last, ohhh...7 PAGES? Yang's dead for starters.
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Ah krap! Maybe we should tweak the script just a little bit eh? And Ifrit, thanks for the comedy element to it!
And just to keep in pattern...
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XD
wait, i know!
~in some place hidden in the catacombs of the Lumina church~
Dax: Look, there is some altar!
writtens on the altar: Use the atma crystal (can be found in the catacombs in the church of Ferris) to get a powerful person back.....
~use Atma crystal~
*a portal opens*
Cloud of Midgar: Whoa! I'm back!
Dax: who are you?
Member2: i wonder where that energy of the portal went?
~meanwhile in the void~
Final Freak: so.... tired..STUPID DESERT!!! hey.. what the heck is that? A portal??? NOOOOO!! i'm getting sucked in to it!
*gets sucked into the portal*
Later...
FF: Where..where am i?
FF sees a large sign saying:
Welcome to Final Fantasy Supreme!
FF: !!!
OOC: I'm under orders to rewrite Final Freaks bit, so here goes... BTW, the Aikido Angel bit is coming later... I'll cuick it in when we get to the right part of the plot...
Gabriel: you see, Akido's originally came from the moon.
Dax: WHAT???!!!!
Gabriel: Yes, we once lived on the moon, but the moon was dieing, we thougt we were doomed.
Barry: But... how did you survive?
Gabriel: Someone from earth, a scientist, came to the moon with a spacecraft, and saved us. That spacecraft was buried in a secret place.... Protected by three ancient Akido's.
Kathy: Which three?
Gabriel: Bahamut, Leviathan, and Maduin.
Trey: Bahamut?!
OOC: Sorry about doing this to you guys, but can we redo the stuff after this? It gets rather confusing jumping all over the place and we can clarify where the party is actually going...
Tret: Akido Angel sent us....
Gabriel: I know. Angel sent you on the Trials of the Heroes. I fear I cannot help you. You are on your own. But have faith. You have found Valhalla and myself. All that remains is Bahamut.
~~Back on the Airship~~
Trey: Where water and fire meet......Hmmm.....
Dax: OH! I know! The volcanic island of Karnak!
Kathy: The great leader speaks.....
Dax: Hey! Was that supposed to be a joke?
Kathy:.........
~~Sidequest in Karnak~~
~~Reach the Blue Room~~
Voice: A band of warriors........One thinking as all, all as one.......my power has gotten weak.......you.....may choose.......one.
Choose one statue (Or the crystal off to the side.)
______ Guess joins your party!
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Sidequest in moogle forest.
Inside a hidden passageway under one of the houses in moogle village:
Dax: it sure is dark here..
Voice: Who's there!!??
*Final Freak shows himself*
FF: I am Final Freak. hey, aren't you the ones fighting Tovart?
Member: Yes.
FF: Can i join you?
Dax: i dunno..
Member2: whe could use all the help we can get.
Dax: Fine then, welcome to the group!
*FF joined*
In front of the vulcano
Dax: let's go to the vulcano!
Barry: but... how are we going in? It's to hot there!
Kathy: we could go through the water?
Cara: but how?
(The Little Yellow Submarine, perhaps...?)
Trey: This is my test. It must be within my powers.........Hmmm.....Ah!
Dax: What?
Trey:...uhhhh....you won't really like it......
Erin: Try us.
Trey: Wellll.......Hold still everyone. CRYSTAL DRAGON!
*Crystal Dragon Appears*
Trey: Crystal Dragon. Hold us in your mouth, and carry us to the inside of the volcano.
*Crystal Dragon Growls*
Trey: Just be careful not to swallow us, okay?
*Gulp*
Dax: You weren't kidding.....
~~~Inside Karnak Volcano~~~
*Party gets spit out.*
Cloud of Midgar: Jeez! Next time, feed him a breath mint first, okay?
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FF: that was sick dude! ah cr@p, it sure is hot here.
Dax: let's go and find Bahamut!
Trey: i am going with you!
*select party*
Dax
Trey
Member
Member
after a whole maze
Dax: its getting hotter and hotter.
Trey: we must be close to the core.
Member: what is THAT!
*Member points to a large shadow*
*The shadow moves towarts the party*
Voice: you..are the ones Akido Angel told about..you shall be tested!
FF supreme bossmusic
Bahamut weak against: nothing.
Party:
Dax
Trey
Member
Member
Bahamut casts Megaflare every once in a while (FF4 like)
*beat him*
Trey: So we got all the legendary akidos! Excellent!
~~Go back to the entrance~~
Dax: All right people. We have a decision to make. Do we power up the rest of the gems? Or do we go for Tovart now?
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Trey: well, since we are fighting a god, we should get all the power we can get.
Kathy: i think we should go to Tovart now while Atmaweapon isn't fully charged up yet.
on the moon
Scientist: it shouldn't take very long sir Tovart.
Tovart: how far are you?
Scientist: at 50%. Atma's energy is almost loaded into the weapons.
~~~Bak on Earth, where the Heroes are now n the outside~~~
Dax: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU COULD TELEPORT IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE?!
Cloud: Well you didn't ask....
Dax: Must....resist.....urge......to strangle him........
Kathy: Maybe we should check out Ferris. I heard that there's some equipment used by a legendary Cleric hidden in the church....
Dax: Ferris it is then.
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At Ferris...
Screams of fear are heard by the party.
Dax:What's going on?!?
Jez:The people are evacuating from the village.
Kathy:I sense much distress....and death!
Dax:We got to go help them!
A woman rushes up to the party.
Woman:....village....was invaded....by the....
The woman falls to the floor.
Kathy:It is too late, her soul has already departed.
Barry:What the hell is going on?!
The party run down the hill towards the town. Everywhere villages are being slaughted.
Wedge:No...those uniforms...
One of the slaughtering soldiers walks up to the party. The uniform is very distinctive. It is one of the Hades' elites.
Wedge:But...Hades are peacful again! They no longer obey Tovart!!
Voice:No....they obey me!!!
Wedge:That voice....it can't be..you're dead!
A black shadow walks around the corner, the light hits him to revel who it is.
It is Biggs.
Wedge:NO!!!! I KILLED YOU!!!
Biggs:No my dear. I am master of the undead, I am reserected.
Wedge:DIE IDIOT!!!
Biggs simply walks past him.
Biggs:Ah, my dear Dax.
Dax:You!!! You done this?!
Biggs:I am looking for the...
Biggs grunts and falls to the ground. When he arises his eyes are red.
Biggs:Fuh huh huh! This vessel shall do me nicely!
Dax:I know that voice....Xiang!
Biggs:My little sacrifice, I have an empire behind me and...
Biggs flicks his fingers.
Ragnarok:WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND?
Biggs:Continue the mind meld.
Ragnarok:AS YOU WISH.
Dax grabs the Ragnarok and throws it to the ground. The Ragnarok flys back into Dax's hand.
Biggs:Fuh huh huh, the Ragnarok is cursed, it cannot be unequipped!
Dax:The sword....it wont leave my hand! And since when did I have it?!
Biggs falls to the ground and rises again, returning to his normal state.
Biggs:The Master has enriched me with the soul of Apocalypse. We are one. Nothing can stop us!!
The party draw their weapons and prepare for battle...
~~Biggs Battle theme remix Xiang battle~~
Elite
Biggs/Xiang
Elite
Party-
Dax (with Ragnarok, heals Biggs)
Kathy
party of choice
~~Biggs escapes~~
Dax: .......cursed.......DAMMIT BIGGS! Get your ass back here! I'm gonna kill you!
Cloud: Meh. I'm in. Let's do this.
Kathy: I'm behund you. You need but tell me what you wish.
(Choose one other party member.)
Biggs
No weaknesses.
(Survive a set number of rounds)
Biggs: You fool! Did you really believe I would create a weapon I couldn't defend against?!
Dax:....wait....KATHY! Throw me the Crystal!
Kathy: Are....are you sure?
Dax: Trust me.
*Kathy throws Dax Crystal*
Dax: Hey Biggs! D'ya know what this is?!
Biggs: NO! Don't!
Dax: An epitome of purity. Evil cannot survive it's light.
*Dax waves Crystal above the Ragnarok*
The curse on Ragnarok is broken!
Dax: Now you will die. Again!
Biggs: I don't think so. I bid you adieu.
*escapes*
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sorry
I wasn't looking very good
everyone could make a mistake
well I hate you all byebye
ifrit will cast me on you if you aren't nice to me. but he if you are nice I might ask someone to cast charm on you. Isn't that a lovely thing from me. well bye bye![]()
*sighs* Look Ifrit, I was on pins and needles that day, and I didn't mean to snap at you. Just.......CoM, Spatvark, myself.......even Final Freak take this VERY seriously. Just.....look a little more carefully next time, K?
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Dax:We got rid of that idiot, but look at this place...
The camera swoops around to show carnage and dead bodies everywhere. No-one is spared.
Wedge:Why did they do this?! WHY?!
Then the earth shakes....
~~A location some distance away~~
We see a small village, the earth shakes and a gaping hole appears in the center. We zoom out and watch a giant black obelisk rises from the ground.
It towers above the world, casting a shadow that blocks the sun. No-one knows what to make of this towering eye sore, is it evil or is it good? Where did it come from?
All the people know is that nothing like this has ever happened before in the history of mankind...
Kathy: I...sense something strange from within.
Dax: I....think we should just leave it.
~~In the Church~~
Kathy: Come on! It's in the depths of the catacombs.
~~~Reach the bottom floor~~~
Kathy gains Goddess Robes, Winged Headband, and Silk Gloves
FMV
Kathy begins to glow bright white. Suddenly, to glowing white wings emerge from her back. Her hair lengthens, and a halo appears. Ribbons start appearing, and are tossed around by a strong wind. Basically, Kathy truns into an "angel."
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Just a thought. Maybe in the obelisk you'll find the Ultimate Bosses. An idea for their identities:
Alpha Weapon
Beta Wepon
Gamma Weapon
Sigma Weapon
Omega Weapon
(In order of difficulty)
Feedback, please.
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Tovart: Very well. Let's see Dax deal with THIS!
~~~Meanwhile~~~
Dax: I have a seriously bad feeling about this. I don't think we should enter.
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*Without warning, Dax starts walking towardsthe Monolith*
Erin: Dax? What are you doing Dax?
Wedge: Hey, man. This isn't cool.
Trey: Dax, stop.
*Dax reaches the monolith, and touches it. Almost instantly, a black portal opens*
Incubus: You are mine, mortal!
Erin: Noooooooo!!!!!! Dax, get over here! Get away from there!
*Dax is drawn in, and the portal closes*
Brittney: Come ON! We have to open it again!
*The party frantically tries to open it again*
Jez: It's no use. It won't open.
Erin: We have to find another way. Let's ask King Norse.
~~~Reach Castle Norse~~~
KN: This is terrible news. Terrible. Unfortunately, I can offer you no answers.
Trey: DAMMIT!
KN: However, I do reqire a few favors from you. Perhaps you may find the answers you need on your way.
Erin:.......what do you need from us?
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King Norse:Flagg, if you would be so kind.
Erin:Flagg?!
Flagg walks around the king's chair.
Erin:How can you be alive?! We saw you get swallowed up!
Flagg:It is a long story. And here it is...
"I was taken to the depths of the underworld"
Flagg:Damn you Xiang, you've gone too far! How will I find my way out of this damn forsaken place?!
"After many hours down there I came accross Hades, ruler of the underworld."
Flagg:Who are you may I ask?
Hades:You, the one who is known as Flagg, I grant thee a test.
Flagg:A test?
Hades:Defeat me in battle. Then I shall grant you freedom from here.
Flagg:I accept your challenge.
~~Boss Theme~~
Hades
Flagg
Flagg cannot be controlled. The simply show off great attacks until Hades submits.
Hades:Excellent, you are worthy of free passage from here.
"With a wave of his hand, Hades made a great door open."
Flagg:Thank you oh great one.
"The next thing I knew I'm back on the surface!"
Erin:Good to see you back Flagg!
Flagg:Thank you child, it is good to be back.
King Norse:Okay, now would you please explain the situation to these fine people?
Flagg whispers in the king's ear.
King Norse:Forget that Flagg, you may speak. These are urgent times!
Flagg:A country we have had a treaty with for many many years has been under attack my a deadly tribe for the past week.
Erin:How can we help?
King Norse:Most of our men are either in the war with Hades, the war with the Tribe or protecting this castle! I was hoping you fine people could help out?
Erin:Of course! Okay, listen up, we'll split into three groups, one group will go to the other continent, one group shall defend this castle and the others will aid in stopping Hades once and for all!
~~Some time later~~
Erin:Okay, the groups are....
Hades Empire:
Trey
Cara
Britteny
Jez
Castle Defence:
Mog
Wedge
Kathy
Foriegn Land:
Cid
Erin
Barry
King Norse:The ones going tover seas can take the ship. Beware that the Leviathan doesn't attack the ship. It's been on a rampage ever sinse that damned obelisk appeared!!
Flagg:I shall stay here with the defence team.
Trey:We shall take the Dragon to Hades' HQ.
King Norse:Excellent, god speed, and thank you for the help once again!
NOTE:If you all dislike my parties feel free to re-arrange them. Also, if I have missed someone please stick em in oneof the groups of three!
~~~~Barry's team~~~~
Barry: JESUS! This is so BORING! *Conjures a ligtning bolt in the distance*
*Soon you hear an inhuman scream*
Cid: Uhhhhhh.....I don't think water screams like that.....
Erin: Uhh...water doesn't scream at ALL!
Barry: LEVIATHAN!!!!!!!!
~~~FF Supreme Boss music~~~
Leviathan
Weak vs. Thunder
Negates Fire
Absorbs Water
Barry, Erin, Cid
*If Barry casts a water spell*
Erin: You moron! Fight fire with fire is a figure if SPEECH!
After the battle.
Leviathan: The....summoner. At last. I have longed to test you. Evil has once again returned to the world. I would be honored to aid you now.
*Barry gains Leviathan*
~~Reach the shore of the mysterious continent~~
Erin: I wonder where we are? This is where Norse wanted us to be?
Cid: Hey! A sign! E...L...Y...S...I...U...M. Wow! These guys have a pretty high opinion of this place.
Erin: Come on. We have other business to attend to.
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Cid: It's just your imagination. Let's keep going.
*Suddenly a group of savages appear from the bushes, and overwhelm Cid, Erin and Barry*
Barry: FIRE!
*Several Savages are blasted*
Erin: RUN!!!!
~~Reach the Golden City of Elysium~~
Erin: What a strange place....
~~~@ the Hades Empire~~~
Jez: Looks like noone's home!
Trey: Don't you have ANY survival instincts?! Shut up! Just because there doesn't seem to be anyone doesn't mean anything.
Jez: Ooops. Sorry.
~~They creep over the wall, and onto a balcony~~
Brittney: We're in!
Cara: So much for the easy part.
Trey: Pardon?
Cara: I've been here before. This place is teeming with all kinds of nasty critters.
Trey: So lets check our equipment.
~~~After that.....~~~
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