Erin: We were attacked by Hades! They have broken the alliance! The troops were led by Tovart, the dark knight!
King Norse: Nonsense! We met with Ambassador Tovart today! WE shared some excellenté chocolates as well!

Flagg leans over and mutters in the Kings ear

KN: What?! That was my royal poodles poopie? Euugh! *spits onto the floor making various icky sounds* That's gross! Why didn't you tell me?
Flagg: Your highness, you commanded me to be silent during all meetings.
KN: So I did... SILENCE FLAGG! Thou shalt not speak during my meetings!
F: As you wish your majesty... *sighs*
KN: I SAID "SILENCE"!
F: *sighs*
KN: That's more like it... now what was I saying?

Flagg leans over again and whispers in King Norse's ear

KN: Ah... that's right! Ambassador Tovart was here earlier, so he couldn't have fought you today!
Dax: WTF? But we saw him kill Master Yang! He couldn't have been here!

Erin pulls Dax back and whispers in his ear

Erin: We saw him teleport earlier didn't we? He could easily have got here!
Dax: Yeah, you're right!

Dax steps forward again

Dax: We saw him teleport earlier today, he could easily have made it here!
KN: Flagg, this is your area of expertise, you may speak now
F: Thank you, your splendiferous... I'm afraid my poor uneducated friends, teleportation is impossible... Even with all the aikido's in the world, teleportation is still impossible. The only power that can teleport is that of a God... and since the Gods left our planet millenia ago, that is obviously impossible...

~~Elsewhere, in a galaxy far, far away~~

Final Freak: Where the hell am I?

FF looks around and sees he's standing in a large desert. Far away on the horizon, he sees a large city...

FF: OH well, I'm gonna have to go over there...

EDIT: Bugger... I took so long posting, I didn't finish before GG did... what are we gonna do about this?