~~That night, around a campfire~~
Erin: So what skeletons do you lot have in your closets?
Dax: I must avenge Yang's murder... and find out who killed his wife... and rescue his daughter! Damn... that's a lot! I think I'll save mine until last then...
Barry: I must find out who I truly am, for I don't think I'm completely human... *Draws back his hood, exposing his black eyes with red irises* I'm yet to see a single human with eyes like these...
Trey: I must unite my two clans as my parents once tried to do themselves
Brittney:I need to reconcile with my family... we parted in bad spirits when I left to follow my dream of being a dancer
Kathy:... I have nothing...
Erin: Nothing? Surely there must be something?
Kathy: No... nothing
Erin: I think it's about time us two had a girly chat *drags Kathy off into a clearing away from the campfire*
Kathy: Wha... what do you think you're doing?
Erin: I've seen the way you look at him! Don't even think about trying it coz' he's mine!
Kathy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Erin: Yeah right... I'm not stupid, I can see it in your eyes right now! You're not as pure as everyone thinks you are, are you? I know what you're thinking... trust me, I've been there. There's nothing we can do about it though, just promise me you'll wait until all of this is over before trying anything with him, or I will hunt you down and skin you alive...
Kathy: Why don't you go after him?
Erin: It... it'd never work... I'm just a little sister to him, nothing else... we can never be... it's just fated that way... Promise me, or may the Gods help me now, I'll see you never, and I mean NEVER have a chance...
Kathy: I promise...

~~Later that night~~
Dax: What did you and Kathy talk about last night?
Erin: Nothing really, just girl-stuff y'know... nothing you need to worry yourself with
Dax: "Nothing to worry yourself with"? When Kathy came out of that clearing, she was as white as a sheet and shaking like a leaf... whatever the hell you said, it scared the crap out of her! Hell, I'm not sure I even want to know what it was you did!
Erin: Trust me, you won't have to worry about it... *mutters*at least not yet...

~~The next day~~
Dax: OK, where are we going first?
Brittney: Mine should be the easiest so lets get that over and done with. We need to go to Goodwin where I was brought up.
Dax: OK, 'nuff said. Trey, you know what to do

*Trey summons Green Dragon and the party climb on, flying to Goodwin*
Brittney: Just follow me, I still know this place like the back of my hand *Brittney leads the party through the streets where people stop and stare at her, whispering to each other* Seems like I'm still recognized around here... well, here we are... could you please wait outside? *Brittney enters house alone*
Man: Wha... Brittney? Is that you?
Brittney: Yes Jez, it's me... it's been a while!
Jez: What the hell are you doing back here? Mum and Dad will freak if they see you!
Brittney: That's why I'm here... it's time I faced them after all these years...
Jez: That really ain't gonna help at all...
Man: What's going on here? We'll have no trouble here! Bri... Brittney?! How dare you come back into my house! GET THE :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: OUT!
Brittney: Hello to you too father...
Dad: Don't take that tone of voice with me little girl, you gave up your right to even talk to us when you left all those years ago... I told you what we'd do, but you went ahead and did it anyway!
Woman: Brittney!!
Dad: Quiet woman! Just get back to the cooking!
Brittney: That's right Dad, the women can never do anything that could possibly go against your wishes! We're all so silly and useless at thinking for ourselves! Goddammit, just look at yourself! You disgust me! To think you're my father... hell, to think you're anybody's father is to give humanity yet another reason for extinction... you're a disgrace to men all ver the world!
Dad: *mutters ominously* How dare you talk to me like that, *voice quickly rises in volume* you little BITCH! *Swings a slap at Brittney, but she ducks and grabs him by the balls*
Brittney: Now you try to strike your own daughter? How dare you?! *Punches him in the face, knocking him over*
Mum: Leave your father alone! He's done nothing wrong!
Brittney: Nothing wrong? NOTHING WRONG?! You all knew what he was doing to me all those nights, yet you never did a damn thing to stop him! Now I know why... "He's done nothing wrong!" Raping little children is perfectly fine then is it? I ought to :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing well kill the fat bastard now... but that wouldn't be justice... that'd be doing humanity a big favour but I'm not a murderer... I'm ust here for one thing... my teddybear... GET ME MY TEDYBEAR NOW YOU FAT BASTARD OR I'LL CUT YOUR :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING BALLS OFF!

*Dad staggers to his feet and lumbers off into a backroom. He quickly returns clutching a mouldy-looking teddybear*
Dad: Here, take the :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing thing and get the hell out of here! I don't want to see you here ever again!
Brittney: Jez, Mum, are you going to stay here with this pig or are you going to lead your own lives?
*a silence descends over the room*
Mum:... just leave Brittney, just leave...
*Brittney turns around on her heel and walks out of the house*

Dax: So how did it go? I heard raised voices in there, but I figured you could handle yourself...
Brittney: Thiings are just peachy now... lets get the hell out of here and have some damn fun!

~~In a galaxy, not so far, far away~~
FF: Heh, now I've beaten up both Odin and Gilgamesh, AND watched the Beatles beat the sh!t out of Cloud, things are finally going my way!

*A giant space anus lands on Final Freak, absorbing him into itself, and then farting him out into the middle of a cesspit in Moria*

FF: Bloody hell, it smells a bit in here! Where the hell am I?