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Dukes ate machinaw
~~On the Base~~
Ziegfried wakes up...
Ziegfried:Feck!!!! She's escaped!! Emperor Tovart and Lord Peon will have my arse for this!!
Hades patroler enters
Hades guy:SIR!!
Ziegfried:Sound the alarm, Dryad has escaped!
Hades guy:SIR! YES SIR!
Hades patroler runs off
~~Metal room~~
Erin:Looks like I made a clean break for it!
#Announcer#:ALERT!!! THE AIKIDO BEARER HAS ESCAPED!! ALERT!
Erin:Darn!
Erin runs over to some crates. She overhears two people speaking.
Guy1:And you're sure about this?
Guy2:It's 100% correct, every single Hades drone is equipped with enough mana plutonium to destroy 1000 acres!
Guy1:Thank god I'm not a drone!
Guy2:What...but you are a drone, Batch number 0001212765.
Guy1:WHAT?! I'm a drone?!
Guy2:Yeah! You guys are never told that are you?
Guy1:trout...I don't wanna die!
Guy2:Tough trout, you're dead meat, heh heh.
Guy1:Wait...how do we know YOU'RE not a Hades drone?
Guy2:ME!? HA!!!
Erin:What are they talking about?
Guy1:gimme that list....hey, you're a drone too! HAHAHAHA!!
Guy2:trout man, I don't wanna die!
Guy1:Tough trout, you're dead meat!!
Guy2:Not funny man!
Guy1:Batch 0001212773, heh, I'm older then you!
A third person enters.
Guy2:Dr.Lugae!
Dr.Lugae:Vot iz ze hold up?
Guy1:I wanna know...am I gonna die?
Dr.Lugae:Ov corze not! Vo are going to ze great battle and come back az heroez!
Guy2:But...I don't want to die!
Dr.Lugae:You are automatically going to die in 50 yearz time, zere iz nothing to worry about!
Erin:Who is that guy?
Erin looks around the corner to see a mad professor who looks like Eienstein.
Dr.Lugae:Ve vill not even need to ztart ze battle if my plan vorks!
Guy2:Your plan?
Dr.Lugae:Yez! Zey have ze Hadez Zoldier in ze Norze Caztle! I vill blow him up!
Erin screams:WEDGE!!!!!!!
Dr.Lugae:Huh? Who iz zere?!
Erin runs out
Erin:You bastard!
She kicks Lugae in the shin
Dr.Lugae:Agh! You little brat!!
Guy1:Heh heh heh
Dr.Lugae:Vot are you laughing at?!
Guy2:Screw this!
Guy1:If we're gonna die, let's die for a good cause!
Dr.Lugae:Vot...you are not programmed to rebel! Ztop ziz at vonce!
Erin:So you want to kill Wedge, huh?
Dr.Lugae looks at Erin, and at the two Hades soldiers looking evily at him
Dr.Lugae:Oh boy, ziz iz not my day...
Last edited by Zifnab; 05-15-2002 at 07:02 PM.
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