Resident Evil 5

[Fonzie]

Me and Iceglow beat Wesker and Jill on professional.

57 deaths. My smurfing god!

If it were Kyle and I we would of had it beaten at 5 deaths.

Not only does infinite rocket launcher not work, theres a whole load of messy stuff that just gets you killed and Jill gets back up very fast.

Though me and Psy did actually get Wesker to smurf off way before his 7 mins were up though that took forever to get right. We're not about to hand a guide book to you on this we figured it out via a LOT of trial and error if someone else is up for it go figure! Theres gotta be SOME challenges left in the game.

Beating them isn't as easy as it seems. It's definitely not a 38 min level (one of my best times for chapter 5-3 on normal) This is edge of the seat infuriatingly hard stuff. Still I'm impressed, we saw Jill do some attacks we hadn't seen and we still remembered to pick the Heart of Africa up (even figuring a good way to grab that wasn't easy! Jill is friendly with her twin VZ61's and she loves to share!)

I'm really stoked about this also I even managed to pull the FULL Chris vs Wesker melee combo of counter, hook, hook, body blow, finishing blow off unfortunately it wasn't during the one we won but still!

PS, Fonz you're talking chapter 6.3 we're talking chapter 5.3 where Wesker is running around with Jill so you're contending with the fact that BOTH of them can 1 hit kill you.

You get Jill to run around top story, let Jill follow Sheva up stairs, throw her, let Wesker run through the maze like shiz, wait till he gets in a window view, and unload at him.

He stays at the same spot trying to attack you, while you have Sheva look over at Jill to alert you when she gets up.

[Psychotic]

Pssh, exploiting his pathing AI is for sissies! Real men fight him in the open hand-to-hand and die 57 times.

[LunarWeaver]

That is very impressive! I'd like to give it a go sometime or another. Professional is great fun.

And I would not allow the infinite rocket launcher anyway That thing is the devil. I'd ban the handcannon too if I could, but then nobody would ever play with me.

[Iceglow]

The handcannon is my handgun in that game. I use it instead of any other handguns because I don't need rate of fire but damage is useful and whilst it own's bosses I tend to use the VZ61/AK-74 (I just got it on infinite ammo will be using that from now on as my machine gun) a lot more because of the rate of fire. Though when faced by the shield carrying Nidyapayan tribes people it's very effective.

Edit: Also yeah the fight when we done it took place in the central chamber of the room. We didn't use the catacombic corridors because it's bad enough when you can run away in to an open area let alone in to a tightly controlled area. I think doing it in the open and winning is worthy of an achievement.

As for Professional being enjoyable. It's what I remember RE games to be, nailbitingly terrifying crap the pants and send the laundry bill to capcom stuff. I like it but once I complete the bosses on this I am never going to do them on pro again. Sod that for a laugh even with the practice of 57 attempts it takes a lot of luck and nerve.

[Psychotic]

I'd ban the handcannon too if I could, but then nobody would ever play with me.

What about the L. Hawk?

[LunarWeaver]

L. Hawk isn't so bad. And its name makes it irresistible to all. Though in Professional I don't hate the handcannon so much. During the later chapters I would probably use one myself, God help me. But I'd feel dirty after.

[Psychotic]

I think Shotgun + Sniper set up is the best, with a magnum (or the rawket lawwwwncher which you love so much!) for bosses or sub-bosses. No need whatsoever to use a magnum on regular Joe Majini though.

EDIT: Grenade Launcher + Flash Rounds for headsprouters and spiders too.

[LunarWeaver]

Magnum I can fly with, but I would get on my mic and bitch at you until you took that launcher out of your inventory if I had to.

[Fonzie]

Magnum I can fly with, but I would get on my mic and bitch at you until you took that launcher out of your inventory if I had to.

Wait, I used it when we played I swear. You didn't say a thing.

[LunarWeaver]

Because I know you wouldn't remove it anyway

[Psychotic]

You should get a rocket launcher of your own and keep betraying people with it until they take theirs out.

[Fonzie]

You should get a rocket launcher of your own and keep betraying people with it until they take theirs out.

SNAKE, YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX

[Psychotic]

Just beat it on professional solo, 1000G (smurf versus achievements)

EDIT: Just got my first SS solo on mercs too! 99,000 points.

[LunarWeaver]

Does that mean you have a golden egg I can borrow?

OH WAIT, WE CAN'T GET IN THE SAME GAME LOLOLOL. /sigh

I have never managed a SS by myself D: I have quite a few on public assembly now, though. I took the advice to stand in the bus, though with a rifle instead of the bow, and the next game the guy jumped to a character with a rifle and did the same thing xD The copier becomes the copied. I'll get double S with Safari one of these days. I kind of hate using him, but it must be done.

And this guy tried to friend request me, which happens now and then, but I never accept them. Anyway, it made the situation awkward so I just left. As soon as I do, he sends me a message saying nice things about me. I felt bad so I just went off for a while entirely. Then I figured, oh he's probably one of those people that friends everyone and has 99 of them that he never sees. I peeked into his profile the next day and he has zero :aimblush: I've never felt so bad in my whole life.

[Levian]

oh my god you have to find him and befriend him! That's what Hugh Grant would do.