Resident Evil 5

[Psychotic]

Does that mean you have a golden egg I can borrow?

Ask Iceglow. He let me borrow his.

And this guy tried to friend request me, which happens now and then, but I never accept them. Anyway, it made the situation awkward so I just left. As soon as I do, he sends me a message saying nice things about me. I felt bad so I just went off for a while entirely. Then I figured, oh he's probably one of those people that friends everyone and has 99 of them that he never sees. I peeked into his profile the next day and he has zero :aimblush: I've never felt so bad in my whole life.

If you set it so that other people can't see your friends I think it says 0. Check mine!

[LunarWeaver]

Oh, that's good I feel less bad now. And I'm no Hugh Grant, I'm afraid. I don't have the same ugly-yet-hot appeal. And I'm not British. Or English. Or whatever.

I wonder if I could even get in a game via invite with anyone at this point. I need to focus on professional before the egg business anyway.

[Fonzie]

Oh, that's good I feel less bad now. And I'm no Hugh Grant, I'm afraid. I don't have the same ugly-yet-hot appeal. And I'm not British. Or English. Or whatever.

I wonder if I could even get in a game via invite with anyone at this point. I need to focus on professional before the egg business anyway.

Kyle, want to help my clear Pro this weekend?

[Iceglow]

What am I? Eggman? lol seriously though yeah you can borrow the golden egg, would you believe me and a friend got 2 in the same level about 20 seconds from each other. Also that was my second gold egg find, I found one and ate it to regain health playing with my friend who came over mine and did split screen with me (I selected wrong and didn't realize gold eggs were liquid gold dust)

[LunarWeaver]

Goddamn rocket launcher I hate it so goddamn much GODDAMNIT. I won't even go further into it since that statement applies to multiple games.

I will if I can even get in a game with you, Fonz! I seem to be having trouble with that. Eggman It would be lovely borrow a golden egg sometime or another.

[LunarWeaver]

, I deleted my old message without keeping what I said. It said something like sure, Fonz, if I can get into the game, and it would be lovely and nice if I could borrow an egg sometime or another.

undeleted it ~Lev

Anywho:



Beat Wesker and J-dog. 42 deaths, jesus almighty. That was a crazy fight. We did manage to defeat Wesker before the time was up. He had a rocket launcher he tried to use and quickly ditched, and then a handcannon he used, but it honestly didn't hit him enough. Surprisingly what worked for us was machine guns xD We got him between us and all that good stuff and shot smurfing crazy style, as evidenced by my accuracy rating.

For tearing that mothersmurfer off, we had a hard time at first, especially since if you don't dodge you're dead no matter what. Eventually I sent him a message that said let's shoot it 6 times or so before even attempting to tear it off. When we did that, it came off the very first time I tried. Yay! We equipped ourselves with grenade launchers and flash rounds too. If she ever began to shoot we just flashed her to make her stop. When she was getting up after being thrown, one of us would flash right in front of her to keep her in place for the few seconds the other needed to grab her again. It was sexy as all get out.

Boring story, FIN.

[Iceglow]

Gamer tag is Iceglow easily enough add me and sure you can borrow the gold egg, though Psy also has his own now.

As for Wesker - Jill fight, Wesker is a pain but he's vunerable whenever he attacks you so if you are capable of dodging him then the handcannon or other magnums work wonder just don't bother with the hydra. Shotguns are too slow to fire and likely to miss with much of their damage. As for the attacks, when he dashes thats a vunerbility, when he does his leaping roundhouse as you go past thats a vunerability theres lots of times when you can kick his ass.

Jill is a damn swine to kick the crap out of but you done the right tactic shooting the device is the only way to do it. Just shoot the device when she's standing up and then throw her to the ground then attempt to rip the device off, when one player sits on her ripping the device off the second should equip a healing spray or herb so that when Jill throws the player off and kicks should they miss the dodge you can heal them right there and then. If you wait until the end of the stagger animation they're already dead.

You're right though, doing that fight without abusing the AI is damn crazy hard hell 6-3 is easier than 5-3 lol and yes this means I have my professional achievement.

[LunarWeaver]

We tried to heal each other if we missed a dodge, but it wouldn't work. We would stand right next to each other mashing B, but they just kept saying "I'm coming!" over and over instead of healing each other. It made my hair frizzle. The prompt didn't even come up. We didn't try actually equipping one though.

As for Wesker, he had the handcannon and his aim left much to be desired. I assume that's why he just gave up with it. My aim is pretty crap too, actually. I wouldn't do well in that fight with one. When he dashes I run away XD I'm not good at hitting the Counterattack button in time either. Our lack of skill left us with slow tactics.

[Fonzie]

Only I possess awesome aim with the handcannon!

[Psychotic]

I've got Tribal Sheva down to an art now. Can get SS with ease.

I'm thinking for Duos, though, a Battlesuit Jill-S.T.A.R.S. Wesker combo would be potent, provided they are played right and Jill goes for knee shots with her SMG and Wesker goes for pistol headshots, both resulting in a melee kill. When bosses come, PSG1 and magnum, and PSG1 and Hydra can be used for maintaining the combo.

[Iceglow]

We tried to heal each other if we missed a dodge, but it wouldn't work. We would stand right next to each other mashing B, but they just kept saying "I'm coming!" over and over instead of healing each other. It made my hair frizzle. The prompt didn't even come up. We didn't try actually equipping one though.

Hence you should equip the healing spray in inventory and it'll have "X to heal partner" display on screen when close enough if you get kicked then hitting X will still heal them even whilst they recover from the kick which is in fact the only way to avoid dying in this the B button heal prompt comes up when they stand up and can move, by this point in time they are actually dead in game. Me and Psy found this out after much trial and error.

As for Wesker, he had the handcannon and his aim left much to be desired. I assume that's why he just gave up with it. My aim is pretty crap too, actually. I wouldn't do well in that fight with one. When he dashes I run away XD I'm not good at hitting the Counterattack button in time either. Our lack of skill left us with slow tactics.

Thats the best thing to do, whilst counter attacking is a good looking move it's really hard to pull off on pro since the button can be any button and it lasts for about 1 second of entry time (on amateur it's more like 4 seconds for reference) you run away from the dash after plugging him with a shot as he builds up to the dash, moving slightly back and away to the side is usually enough for his initial kick to miss you. Meanwhile your partner should be plugging him with repeated handcannon rounds in the ass from the other side of the room.

Everytime Jill gets up just quickly throw her, theres a trick to staying alive during this process, make Wesker focus on the "throw" character because they once animated in the throw will be briefly invincible. This works when picking up items too or doing a melee attack, in fact this little nugget of information has kept me alive in Mercs pretty much countless times, I can always dump an item when I have a quiet moment if it's useless or even throw something like a rotten egg at an enemy quickly if I get the chance.

Needless to say though I doubt I'll play much "pro" levels now I've completed them because unless I do it with a friend theres no real desire in getting my ass handed to me like 50 times on a level unless there was an achievement for getting all A or S ranks on them.

[LunarWeaver]

I beat Jill and Wesker in 3 deaths Except he used the rocket launcher to take Wesker down, so it's actually not impressive at all.

[Iceglow]

Me and Psy just finished the game on Veteran tonight this means in records we now have completed the game 100% I also unlocked the infinite rocket launcher too. I just need to build up my points to buy all infinite ammo, farm a couple of S ranks on Amateur and then I'm going to focus on acquiring the versus mode achievements. 48 out of 60 acquired. This is the only game I've actively said "hey I'm going to farm these achievements" so far I've enjoyed the process of doing so. After all I'm quite methodical with the way I work on games. I think this might spawn an achievement farming monster in me.

[Psychotic]

Me and the man ^ here got our first duo SS.

Also, I just had a monster of a solo game. Got a lot of nitro grenades and a combo of 50+ to put me into the top 2,000 (out of 431,000) on the leaderboards.

whattup bitches can't touch mah skillz

EDIT:

I just glitched through a door in missile base ahahha. I can shoot zombies, they can't shoot me.

[Iceglow]

Me and Psy were messing around pairing up different characters with Tribal Sheva on Public Assembly. I tried Jill (battlesuit), Chris BSAA, Chris Safari and Sheva BSAA. We had double S ranks eventually with all combinations in some interesting games, Jill battlesuit doesn't play too differently from bsaa jill to be honest, you don't really need to use her rifle you just use the vz61 and aim for legs, Sheva BSAA is pretty much the same though her rifle does pack a nice punch for sniping bosses so these were not so surprising. The ones we used which surprised us was the two Chris outfits. Chris BSAA with the ithaca with it's large ammo capacity is fully capable of keeping a combo going for ridiculous amounts of time, me and Psy got a combo time bonus so big that by the time we defeated the 150th and final enemy we had 2 mins on the clock and hadn't even gone and gathered the last few time limit bonuses. Just don't try to go toe to toe with an executioner lead it to Sheva and then when she's blasting him with the beautiful longbow just keep her covered, simply standing a few feet behind her blasting anything that moves with the ithaca works well, tossing hand grenades in to large groups is also useful at times. We got 7224th or so in rankings for that. Chris Safari is pretty similar except the M3 shotgun is pretty much the most powerful shotgun but it'll get wiped out easily because they give just 20 shells (stingy gits) therefore hunting for rounds using the handgun is not uncommon, this outfit relies on team work to take down the 3 executioners, Sheva can have one and Chris can take 2 with his 2 rocket launcher shots. The biggest issue as well is trying to keep Chris in the clear so he can plug his missiles off accurately before the executioner gets too close.