I go: "no, this Justin. please stop calling me."
How do you react to someone dialing the wrong number?
I go: "no, this Justin. please stop calling me."
I try to talk to them and hope a convosation starts.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
"No! This is Patrick! I'm not a crusty crab!"
The sad thing is, I'm completely serious.
I tell them about my "secret hobbies". That usually keeps them from dialling the same wrong number again.
It depends upon what they say.
I love the calls where they demand to know who this is.
"Hola? No, no esta Erica, esta Rosa. No hablo anglais. Lo siento.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
I did that once xDOriginally Posted by Vermachtnis
"No! This is Patrick! I'm not a crusty crab!"
The sad thing is, I'm completely serious.
I never answer the phone if I don't know the number, and I'll only answer a number I don't know if they've left me a voicemail before and it's totally obvious it's for me and not some guy named Javier again.
"umm, I think you have the wrong number"
"I DON'T WANT NO GIRLSCOUT COOKIES!!!!!!" *slams phone*
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
"Yes, yes this is Matthew."
"What are you wearing?"
"Is it sexy?"
"Oh you are di-"
I cut that off because they've normally hung up by then.
One time someone sent me a text message thinking it was someone else's number. It was pretty awkward cuz the text was kinda risque. And I texted back, "Um, I'm not Greg..."
It would be more awesome if you weren't lying about it.
I tell them they have the wrong number.
One time, I got a few texts from a number I was not familiar. I called the person to inform them to stop sending texts to me, as this was the wrong number. I got yelled at about being an asshole.
Okay, maybe I don't do it EVERY time. But I have done it. Twice. xDIt would be more awesome if you weren't lying about it.
I tell them they have the wrong number.
One time, I got a few texts from a number I was not familiar. I called the person to inform them to stop sending texts to me, as this was the wrong number. I got yelled at about being an asshole.
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