My turn. It's gonna be hard to surpass what Wolf Kanno did.
'Scuse me, did you actually think when you typed that or were you too busy fapping to the impaled flower girl to type legibly? I know that it takes practice to type with one hand, but it can be done. And what now-- why do people find Tifa's large breasts to be so appealing? Don't you have any sympathy to the fact that those things probably kill her back, you chauvinistic bastard? I'm surprised she doesn't use them as weapons, they look so heavy. And yet here you are, goggling at them like she's some sort of object. Pig. You remind me of a certain guy who claims to be in love with Chun-Li. Do you want to be like him? Do you? DO YOU?Originally Posted by squiike
Omg tifa got big braestssS!!!11one11!!! which do u think is best? tifa or aerizzzZ? breast over brain yeah! omgz rolf. And i absolutely love the One winged angel song! omg they sing in a language i cant understand and its so mysterious and uber cool!
and sephiroth is teh sexxorz
On that note, have you ever noticed that the polygons for Tifa's boobs and ass take up pretty much all of her body? Square was definitely trying to accomodate to the fantasies of 13-year old boys in all of their sexual tension. Yes, I'm very sure that many an adolescent discovered masturbation when they played FFVII. Enjoy it, kid. It's all the action you're ever gonna get if all you care about is the T&A.
And then we have Aeris. She totally appeals to two crowds: the guys with a penchant for cute, kindhearted girls, and guys with guro fetishes. That's right, while you were bawling over her dying, some guy was out there getting off to her. I hope that makes you feel worse about it. Now, I know you're thinking 'This guy are sick', but let me tell you, once the excitement of fapping to Tifa goes away, you'll develop other interests. You'll become curious. You'll explore new types of sexual gratification and deviation. Mark my words, one day you will become as disgusting and twisted as that guy who are sick, and and you, yes YOU, will be getting off to Aeris' death too.
As for who is better? Neither. They both suck. You'll realize that too by the time you get Yuffie and develop a desire for jailbait. That or when you get Red XIII and realize you've been a furry all along. Or maybe... Cait Sith? Now, I don't know or want to know what you do behind closed doors, but I worry that many sexual deviations stem from the garbage that is Final Fantasy VII. It turns boys not into men, but disgusting pigs who will eventually become /b/tards. You laugh now, but just you wait. The prophesy will fulfill itself when you find yourself making a thread titled 'sup /b/ look what I fapped to' with a picture of Aeris guro hentai.
Oh? You like One Winged Angel? Join the rest of the Narutards who make AMVs to that song with scenes from thatsux animu and post it on YouTube so you can be trolled by the perpetually retarded populace. Gonna join a Final Fantasy forum or other site with some stupid variation of the title too, like 1_wingd_angle or something? Does the song make you feel dark and mysterious and full of fury? Don't worry, you'll discover Linkin Park and Slipknot soon enough. They at least sing in English, so you don't have to look like a douche when you post Latin lyrics in your signature when you have no idea what they mean.
Are you sure Sephiroth is 'teh sexxorz'? Do you know how many yaoi doujinshi manga he's been in? Do you know how many times he's taken it in the butt from Cloud, Barret, Vincent, or any other male character in the series that some fujoshi thought up in a few minutes for fanon fetishery? Or is it that you want to be like the the autistic savant of magic and swordplay with serious mommy issues? Go ahead and cosplay like him so we can all laugh. You may think you may look like a badass, but what I see...
So go ahead, worship this garbage game. Talk to me when you want to play something good. Until then, I wish you would just go off yourself by means of slitting both of your wrists like you'll just do in 10 years anyway, when you realize you'll go nowhere in life... but unfortunately, that takes two hands, and since you seem to always be busy with one of them, stroking your Masamune-- or paring knife-- I'd suggest autoerotic asphyxiation. What a way to go.
*adjusts glasses and walks away*
EDIT: None of this post was aimed at squiike in any way. Please do not take offense! :kaobeg:
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