There is no way I can beat Wolfie or Momiji. Those was too funny, but here's my shot anyway.

Quote Originally Posted by squiike View Post
Omg tifa got big braestssS!!!11one11!!! which do u think is best? tifa or aerizzzZ? breast over brain yeah! omgz rolf. And i absolutely love the One winged angel song! omg they sing in a language i cant understand and its so mysterious and uber cool!

and sephiroth is teh sexxorz

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Edit: i dont care for signups, im venting now!
You owe me $273, a dollar for every braincell you broke trying to read that garbled mess of a post. Yes, Tifa does indeed have big breasts. But that's the only part of her that's well endowed. Poor Aeris doesn't even have that going for her. All she's got is her stick. If you know what I mean, which you probably don't.

As for your question, my answer is Jesse. Obviously the best girl in the game. She had a chance for some character development that had nothing to do with Cloud or Nibleheim or Zack or SOLDIER. The writers saw this and decide to squeeze her innards out like toothpaste two hours into the game. And it went downhill from there and sadly this game is a lot, lot, loooooot longer than two hours.

I don't know about your human anatomy, but my brain is located above my breast. But of course your major thinking area is located a bit south isn't it?

One Wing Angel is cool because it's in a different language you can't understand? It's in Latin and Latin is a class taken by nerds. Therefor that song is not cool. Just because something is foreign does not automatically make it cool. That's what's wrong with the american youth nowadays. Outsourcing there cartoons to Asia and the like. What with there big eyes and little mouths and their desus. Saying words they don't know. Watching in subtitles because they claim they have more feeling when they don't even know! Idiots!

No Sephiroth is not sexy. It has long gray hair and a black trench coat. It's dark and broading because it is actually a flat chested woman with a deep voice. And that is so not sexy. And the reason her sword is so long isn't because he's compensating, no it's for the same reason Aeris had a stick with her at all times. Yea, that's right, She likes it when it hurts!

And of course you're not going to follow the rules and do your own thing. You like Final Fantasy VII, your edgey! OOooooooh!

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DISCLAIMER: I mean no offense to you Squii or you nerdy kids who took Latin. It was all for fun. But I meant every word about subtitle watchers!