How do you answer the phone?

[scrumpleberry]

"Hell-oh?"

if I know who it is, I might say something, uh, different.

[Vermachtnis]

"What...yeah...okay...goodbye."

[trancekuja]

Molim?

[NeoTifa]

Damn Croatian *shakes fist angrily*

[I Don't Need A Name]

its usually a very lazy 'yello?' cause i hate phones. but if i know who it is, its 'what?'

[Caraliz]

"Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?"

[arcanedude34]

*holds phone up the speakers which are blasting "Never Gonna Give You Up"*
If they're still there once the song ends I say "Mmmmyello?"

[NeoTifa]

Lamest answer yet.

[Iceglow]

By picking it up?






OH seriously? I answer my cell phone by checking the caller ID and depending on who is calling answer with a choice phrase from the following:

'Sup

'ello

hey babes

'ello darlin'

what do you want fubar?

what now mum? I know I told her to get smurfed again, what of it she shouldn't ask for money.

hey!


If it's my land line I tend to answer with "Hello" since I don't have caller ID there.

[Yar]

Mr. Burns says Ahoy-hoy.

[Big D]

At home: "Hello?"

Cellphone: "Hello, this is David."

At work: "[Company name], this is David."

Keeping it pretty simple generally.

[NeoTifa]

Home: "Tish is pooping right now can I take a message?"
Cell: "What the hell do you want, mom?!"
Work: "Erica Boyer speaking... Oh, Josh <3 you want to replace my computer? <3 Come on over, I'll skip lunch for that ~_^"

[Laddy]

I say Hello. Yeah I'm boring.

[rubah]

yello

[Wolf Kanno]

"moshi moshi?"

This and Hallo!, as in the line from Labyrinth